WEST HOLLYWOOD – Mr. and Mrs. Prince Harry watched the president’s State of the Union address at The Tipsy Tadpole Lounge in West Holly, as the locals call it.
The prince said that Trump appeared to be slurring many of his words, including Schumer, orange, French fries, Stormy Daniels, and libido.
Meanwhile, Meghan giggled as she commented, “President Trumpet had way too much lipstick on.” She winked as she added, “Now, if he was a clown with The Ringling Brothers, Barnum and Bailey Circus, then he would look very spiffy and very clowny.”
Prince Harry said that he has now seen, first hand, why every Democrat hates Trump. “The man is an incessantly arrogant liar.” He went on, “I mean, how can he possibly say with a straight face that he has more money than all of the people of California put together?”
(IN CLOSING – The Internet is going crazy over Tiffany Trump’s blue bikini panties flash.)