Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Have Dinner With Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston

Written by Fannin Fabriano

Thursday, 20 February 2020

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Prince Harry says that since they moved to America, he and Meghan have met a total of 42 movie and tv stars.

BEL AIR, California – The Los Angeles Post-Gazette reports that Prince Harry and his wife, Meghan Markle, are truly enjoying getting to rub elbows with the Hollywood elite.

The happy couple recently had dinner with Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston at Jen's beautiful Bel Air mansion, Casa Muchacha Bonita.

Reports are that the foursome feasted on lobster that was flown in from Greenland, oysters that were flown in from Iceland, and fish sticks that were purchased at a local supermarket in Tarzana.

The two couples had a great time talking about movies, the Houston Astros sign-stealing scandal, celebrity gossip, Donald “Itsy Bitsy Fingers” Trump, and bullfighting.

Markle revealed that during her college days she actually dated Alejandro Del Guacamole, who was the son of one of Mexico’s greatest matadors, Enrico “Ricky” Del Guacamole, whose bullfighting name was “El Hombre Con Cojones Chingones" (the man with the humongous balls).

IN CLOSING – Brad got Prince Harry off to the side and told him that he would like for Meghan to audition for the part of Bonnie Parker in his next film entitled, “The 3rd or 4th Remake of Bonnie & Clyde.”

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