President Trump Shows Up At The Daytona 500 And He Quickly Jinxes The Race

Written by Fannin Fabriano

Monday, 17 February 2020

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President Trump at Daytona acting silly during one of the many rain delays.

DAYTONA, Florida – President Trump and First Lady Melania showed up at the Daytona 500, uninvited, and damn, if old “Cheeto Face” didn’t go and jinx the race!

According to The Miami Globe-Gazette, President Trump told one of Ricky Stenhouse Jr's mechanics that it was not going to rain because he is the president and he can control the weather. Well, it rained like hell, and the race was postponed.

Before the thunderstorm hit, POTUS asked race officials if he could drive the pace car in front of the 40 race cars. He was told that he could not because he did not have any auto insurance. The “Tweet Creep” replied that he was the president, and that he did not need any effen auto insurance.

Melania slapped her arrogant hubby on the head, and reportedly told him that it was okay because he would probably end up only crashing anyway due to his fingers being the size of baby carrots.

Trump’s face got even more orange, and he told the first lady as they stood on the race track. “Listen, Melly, hear the crowd? They love me. They're shouting 'Four more years! Four more years!"

Melania shook her head, and said, “No, bozo boy, they are shouting 'no more years, no more years.'”

(IN CLOSING – When the thunderstorm came in it got Trumpy’s hair all wet and everyone could see on the big screen monitor orange dye dripping from his head onto the racetrack.)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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