BAYOU CANE, Louisiana – Prince Harry and his wife, the lusciously-lovely Meghan Markle, were visiting the world famous Monsieur Qui Qui Swamp down in the heart of the swamp bayous, Bayou Cane this week.
She told Maximus Bedstraw, of The Grandiose News Organization, that she had heard that the swamp had alligators that were the size of adult hippos.
Pierre DuBalloon, 81, who was their tour guide, said, “Yeah dem gator bitches can bite ya real freakin’ bad, ya hear? But not anywhere near as bad as a bite from one o' dem mofoing GOP spineless jellyfish senators, ya.”
Harry was asked if he had any bitterness or resentment towards the Queen. He smiled, and replied, “No, none at all, even though she did take away our royal tittles, our Old Porridge Six Pence Castle in Twickenham, and our son Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor’s Shetland pony."
Meghan then added, “We are fine with all of the Royals, even with the Royal Court Jester, Felix The Funny Bloke.” She then took a deep breath, and said, “But, to be perfectly honest, neither Harry nor I can stand that hideous bore Piers Morgan. I mean, the man is a sarcastic braggart and an arrogant pain in my Royal rump.”
Harry then handed Meghan a tuna fish and jello sandwich, and remarked, “I guess that the bottom line is that my gorgeously sensuous wife and I are just thrilled that the Queen did not have us deported to Siberia.”
(IN CLOSING – President Trump is still furious with Mitt Romney for voting against him, and he is looking into having him deported to Ecuador, even though Romney hasn't ever been within 900 miles of Ecuador.)