DETROIT – The singer/dancer known as “The Princess of Pulsations” sat down with Icahbod Fernandez of The Vox Populi News Agency
Miss Swivel Hips was asked what she liked the best about the Super Bowl. She giggled and said that she enjoyed getting to visit with the Kansas City Chiefs players in their locker room after the game.
She added that she had never ever seen such big hard…bars of soap. Shakira, which is Arabic for “Hot sexy muchacha with long flowing hair and eraser-like nipples”, told Fernandez that she had just gotten off the phone with Mick Jagger.
She confirmed that the Rolling Stones will be the opening act on this fall’s world-wide “Hips, Lips, & Nips Concert Tour". She smiled as she ate some M&Ms, and said, “I am the hips, Mick is the lips, and I have no idea what the word nips means.”
(IN CLOSING – Shakira said that she sold all of her Super Bowl halftime clothes on eBay, including her performing outfits, her dancing boots, her jewelry, and even her pink string bikini panties. She said that she’ll be donating all of the money to pay for belly dancing lessons for hundreds of young Colombian girls who live in Mississippi.)