Forbes reveals the world's 10 richest people if the slave trade becomes legal again

Written by Mansa Musa

Thursday, 6 February 2020

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Usually, Forbes publishes the Top 10 lists of people that have more than you will ever dream of having, but this time they decided to make a list of the people that own you.

1) Jeff Bezos
Yes...when you created your Amazon account, you didn’t read the small print: basically, you give up all your “human rights” to be lazy, and don’t go shopping.

2) Bill Gates
Also known as the monopoly man, Gates wants to have the monopoly on human trade, and he doesn’t give a shit about you.

3) Warren Buffet
He is only here because of luck... (or at your expense)

4) Amancio Ortega
Who hasn’t bought something on Zara? That’s why he needs some free labour for his sweatshops, and he is pointing to you.

5) Carlos Slim
A Third-World country businessman? What’s the key for his success? The answer is simple:
Exploitation

6) Mark Zuckerberg
Aka the robot of Satan. He has sold you so many times that you didn’t notice.
Surely he is evil.

7) Larry Ellison
Probably you don’t know him; he prefers the shadows...

8) Michael Bloomberg
Why does evil’s name have to end in “berg”?

9 & 10) Sergey Brin and Larry Page
If you google them, there will be a lot of information... but not as much as they have about you, and they will use it without your consent “wisely” and “privately”.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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