Funny story: Top Premier League Clubs To Be Forced To Buy Quota Of 'Players That Aren't Very Good' Next Season

Top Premier League Clubs To Be Forced To Buy Quota Of 'Players That Aren't Very Good' Next Season

Manchester United, and last season's Premier League champions, Manchester City, head a list of top clubs who, in a bid to bring parity to the game, will be forced to buy new players from a pool of hoofers and has-beens from the lower leagues. Live...

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Funny story: Gwyneth's Goop sells out

Gwyneth's Goop sells out

Little did she know that when she visited her doctor to enquire about a vaginal odour, Gwyneth Paltrow would unleash the best-selling new perfume of the year. "Dr" Colin Reepy is Paltrow's personal physician and a part-time entrepreneur, so when s...

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Funny story: Cthulhu wins prominent government role after Boris Johnson's cabinet reshuffle

Cthulhu wins prominent government role after Boris Johnson's cabinet reshuffle

The Dark Lord Cthulhu, devourer of souls and destroyer of worlds, has been given a seat in Boris Johnson's cabinet, as Minister without Portfolio, replacing Michael Gove. The Great Old One has no previous experience of government, but has a cult f...

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Funny story: Trump to be Impeached Daily

Trump to be Impeached Daily

Leading Democrats have outlined plans to impeach President Donald J. Trump "all day, every day." After the two-year Mueller Report found no wrongdoings against The Donald, itchy lawmakers waited it out a few months before opening proceedings, aft...

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Funny story: Veterinarian Becomes First to Offer Plastic Surgery for Cows, a.k.a. Moo Jobs

Veterinarian Becomes First to Offer Plastic Surgery for Cows, a.k.a. Moo Jobs

Tapping into what she predicts will be a growing market for animal plastic surgery, veterinarian Dr. Myra Goodrich is now offering cosmetic surgery on cows' udders, a.k.a "moo jobs". "Just like women who aren't pleased with the appearance of their...

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Funny story: President Trump To Dump V.P. Mike Pence and Replace Him With Daughter Ivanka on The GOP 2020 Ticket

President Trump To Dump V.P. Mike Pence and Replace Him With Daughter Ivanka on The GOP 2020 Ticket

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The Baltimore Beacon-Star is reporting that a White House insider has stated that Vice-President Pence will not be on the GOP’s presidential ticket. An unnamed source said that Trump told one of the White House maids, whose init...

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Funny story: The NFL Is Considering Adding a Points Scoring Change To The NFL Games

The NFL Is Considering Adding a Points Scoring Change To The NFL Games

NEW YORK CITY – The New York City Sun-Observer has just informed the sports world that the National Football League is considering adding a new 4-point field goal to the game. NFL Spokesperson, Guthrie Appleyard, 51, said that the league needs to...

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Funny story: Shakira Says That The Rolling Stones Will Be Her Opening Act On Her Upcoming “Hips, Lips, & Nips Concert Tour”

Shakira Says That The Rolling Stones Will Be Her Opening Act On Her Upcoming “Hips, Lips, & Nips Concert Tour”

DETROIT – The singer/dancer known as “The Princess of Pulsations” sat down with Icahbod Fernandez of The Vox Populi News Agency Miss Swivel Hips was asked what she liked the best about the Super Bowl. She giggled and said that she enjoyed getting...

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Funny story: Man Uses 'Bum Gun' To Clean His Anus

Man Uses 'Bum Gun' To Clean His Anus

A man who used an Asian-style toilet has revealed how, after completing his business, he didn't use toilet tissue to clean his bottom, but, instead, utilised the hand-held water jet - known as a Bum Gun - to complete the task. In Western countries...

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Funny story: Valentine's Day Cancelled Due To You-Know-What

Valentine's Day Cancelled Due To You-Know-What

Chocolate manufacturers, as well as greeting card and flower sellers all over the world are in uproar this morning, after an international ban on celebrating Valentine's Day came into force, due to the possible spread of infection of the deadly You-k...

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