Pumpkin Chips Were Even Tastier Than Onion Chips!

Funny story written by Monkey Woods

Thursday, 6 February 2020

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Pumpkin chips: they taste nothing like pumpkin

A man who, only last week, revealed that some onion chips he purchased and ate during a roadside stop on the way home from a market were "delicious", has now said that a packet of pumpkin chips he bought a few days later were even more tasty than the onion chips were!

Moys Kenwood, 56, was sitting at home waiting for something to happen on Sunday afternoon, when he felt the pangs of hunger in his tum-tum once more, and asked his wife what there was to eat.

She told him to get off his arse and have a look, but, when he did, he found that the cupboards were like those of Old Mother Hubbard; that is, bare.

Taking pity on her husband, Mrs Kenwood wandered to the shop next door and returned with some pumpkin chips. His initial reaction was dismay.

"I was rather hoping she'd get me some more of those onion chips I had the other day," he said. "However, when I gave the pumpkin ones a try, I realized that they were every bit as good as their onion counterparts, if not better! I'd definitely recommend them to anyone of my friends, of which I have few."

The chips taste nothing like pumpkin.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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