Funny story: Greta Thornberg releases new book “My Campfire” and sets up Greta Youth of angry teenagers

Greta Thornberg releases new book “My Campfire” and sets up Greta Youth of angry teenagers

Angry Swedish climate activist Greta Thornberg has released her first book, warning of the dangers of traditional cooking methods, such as wood-burning stoves (used in some countries, like India), or gas and electric ovens, which leave a significant...

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Funny story: Woman realises that her new boyfriend looks up to Donald Trump

Woman realises that her new boyfriend looks up to Donald Trump

Donna Smith, a 37-year-old from Mithering on the Trent, has realised that her new boyfriend, Gareth, looks up to Donald Trump as some form of role model. 'It is bad enough that his name is Gareth, but this is even worse. My previous boyfriend, who...

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Funny story: ACME Anvil Ltd. Purchases Manchester United In Hostile Takeover

ACME Anvil Ltd. Purchases Manchester United In Hostile Takeover

BILLINGSGATE POST: ACME Anvil Ltd. announced the purchase of Manchester United from Malcom Glazer today in a hostile takeover that left Man U followers hopeful for better days. ACME, an offshore conglomerate located on Grand Cayman Island, also owns...

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Funny story: Space Hoppers blown around a bit

Space Hoppers blown around a bit

There was fear today in Chutney on The Fritz's metropolitan park when three of the village's Space Hoppers had been moved around by a bit of wind. Local dad, Gary Johnson, said, 'I was just out for a walk in the park with the dog, and I noticed th...

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Funny story: EastEnders Panic Over Leo's Presence In Whitney's Loft

EastEnders Panic Over Leo's Presence In Whitney's Loft

Fans of the BBC's miserable soap drama, EastEnders were left terrified, with some unable to get to sleep, after Friday's episode in which Leo spies on Whitney from her loft, unbeknown to her. Leo is obsessed with Whitney, and is determined to be c...

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Funny story: Insight Nowhere in Sight for Nashville Meditator

Insight Nowhere in Sight for Nashville Meditator

"People are always telling me that the end is insight," said longtime Buddhist practitioner, Andrew Miller, of Nashville, Tennessee. "But I've been meditating for years, and I'm still clueless. Insight is nowhere in sight for me!" Miller explained...

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Funny story: President Trump Says Coronavirus Should Have Been 'Nipped In The Bud' By Nuking China

President Trump Says Coronavirus Should Have Been 'Nipped In The Bud' By Nuking China

President Donald Trump has spoken out about the spread of the deadly Coronavirus, and says that he, personally, could have ended the worldwide threat of a pandemic, if only he'd have been allowed to initiate an all-out nuclear strike on China, instea...

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Funny story: Man rescued from IKEA store after five years

Man rescued from IKEA store after five years

Brian Kent and his fiancée visited the Coventry branch of the Swedish Ikea store in 2015, hoping to buy products for their new house. They had no idea of just how large the store was until they got there. Like all customers, they were issued with ruc...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Says He Has Just Ordered The Treasury Department To Print Up A New U.S. Dollar Bill With His Likeness

Donald Trump Says He Has Just Ordered The Treasury Department To Print Up A New U.S. Dollar Bill With His Likeness

BALTIMORE – The Baltimore Beacon-Star Newspaper is reporting that President Donald Trump has told his staff members that he is doing a fantastic presidential job. An inside source reported that everyone in the room, a total of 17 ass-kissers, ahh...

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Funny story: Ellen DeGeneres’ Beautiful Wife Portia de Rossi Talks About The Divorce Rumors

Ellen DeGeneres’ Beautiful Wife Portia de Rossi Talks About The Divorce Rumors

HOLLYWOOD – It has been reported by The Hollywood Star-Herald Newspaper that America’s daytime show sweetheart, Ellen DeGeneres, is sad over the fact that her wife of 11 years, Portia (de Rossi) wants a divorce. Mrs. Ellen DeGeneres, (Portia) 47,...

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Funny story: Trump To Present Worst Actor Oscar At Academy Awards

Trump To Present Worst Actor Oscar At Academy Awards

Insisting that his bone spurs weren’t acting up, seemingly in remission, and that he was available to present an award, the Academy of Motion Pictures reluctantly agreed to invite Donald Trump to present the Worst Actor award. Mr. Trump was more t...

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Funny story: A List of The 10 Worst Pirates of All-Time*

A List of The 10 Worst Pirates of All-Time*

1. Timmy The Timid – Timmy stood 6 feet 4 inches, and only weighed 107 pounds. He was once beaten up by a skinny mermaid. He once dated Blackbeard's sister Esmeralda for two weeks. 2. Lorenzo The Lost – He retired at the age of 81, having never l...

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Funny story: Prince Andrew to be busted down to Cabin Boy on 60th birthday

Prince Andrew to be busted down to Cabin Boy on 60th birthday

In a break from royal tradition, the Royal Navy are going to demote Prince Andrew to ship’s cabin boy on his 60th birthday, following allegations that the prince had unlawful sex with an underage girl at the home of the late convicted paedophile, Jef...

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Funny story: Phillip Schofield Often Gets A Hard-on When Interviewing Male Guests - Claim

Phillip Schofield Often Gets A Hard-on When Interviewing Male Guests - Claim

It's been claimed that Phillip Schofield, the 'This Morning' TV presenter who, last week, came out of the closet to reveal his homosexuality, often becomes sexually aroused when he has to interview a male guest. Or so I heard. The news comes fr...

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Funny story: Phillip Schofield Stuns Viewer With 'Unexpected' Gay Admission

Phillip Schofield Stuns Viewer With 'Unexpected' Gay Admission

When 'This Morning' TV presenter, Phillip Schofield, admitted last week, that he was a homosexual, and had been hiding this from his wife for years, the news came as a complete surprise to one man who was a regular viewer of the show. Ernest Gulle...

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