MEMPHIS, Tennessee – Prince Harry and Meghan Markle were in Memphis visiting the Yippee-Ki-Yay Country Music Museum located on Red Neck Drive.
They got to view country music artifacts and relics, such as an AK-47 semi-automatic rifle that was once owned by Patsy Cline, a 1957 Chevy pick-up truck that Dolly Parton drove all over the USA for 17 years, and a pair of Loretta Lynn’s gingham blue granny panties.
While at the museum, the happy couple met an agent for country music singer, Keith Urban. Ms. Markle was asked if she would like to record a song with Urban and Carrie Underwood.
Meghan, who in her college days, sang in a rock band named Meghan & The Goody Goody Giddy Girls, was so excited she almost choked on a Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookie she was eating.
Arrangements were made, and the former Duchess of Sussex will get together with Urban and Underwood and will soon be recording a song that was penned by Taylor Swift especially for Markle. The title of the song is “I Might Be A Princess, But My Man Treats Me Like A Queen”.
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