WASHINGTON, D.C. – The U.S. Attorney General, Bill Barr, seems to finally be changing his tune. The nation’s top Trump ass-kisser told a reporter with The Washington Globe-Express that he had to put his GOP foot down, and tell Trump to stop his incessant, immature, asshole tweeting.
Barr who is 5 feet 5 inches tall, and weighs 347 pounds, has reportedly become fed up with the way that Trump treats him as if he was his own personal butler.
Barr said, “Look, I am a grown man, and I do not need Trump or anyone else to treat me like I am a big fat puppet.”
And yet, “Barrel-faced Barr” has been acting as if he was Trump’s personal lawyer. Nancy “Cupcakes” Pelosi said that Barr has the balls of a baby hummingbird.
An inside White House source is reporting that Trump is really thinking about fining Barr $17,000, and having him disbarred.
“The View's” Whoopi Goldberg wondered how long it would be before the “Liar-In -Chief” starts lamenting that he does not know Barr, nor has he ever met him.
(IN CLOSING – Tucker "Duh Duh Face" Carlson, with Fox News, wants everyone to know that he is not President Trump’s boyfriend.)