Meghan Markle Reveals The Location of Her Brand New Intimate Body Tattoo

Written by Fannin Fabriano

Friday, 7 February 2020

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Meghan relaxing as she watches "The View" at her and Prince Harry's apartment.

LOS ANGELES – The former Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle was recently asked at a Los Angeles Lakers game about the tattoo rumor.

Cicero Cuevas, a reporter with Sports Balls Illustrated spoke with the former duchess and asked her how her and hubby Prince Harry are enjoying being in the USA. She took a bite of her pink cotton candy and answered that they are both as happy as a pair of woodpeckers in the Sherwood Forest.

She noted that Harry and her are both looking forward to visiting famous American landmarks like the Hoover Damn, the Alamo, Wrigley Field, and the La Brea Tar Pits.

Cuevas asked her about the rumor that she had gotten a tattoo of a jalapeno while her and Harry were vacationing down in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. Markle blushed as she took a bite of a fried animal cracker. “Yes, it’s true," she said.” “It was just a spontaneous thing after Harry and I had drank a little bit too many Mango Margaritas.”

When asked where the tattoo was located she blushed and said that she’d rather not say. Cuevas asked her if he could take a guess. “Sure, go for it.” Meghan commented. “Is it on your bikini line?” The former duchess turned as red as a red M&M and replied, “Damnit, Cicero you’re good.” And with that Markle said she had to leave to go to the airport and catch a flight to Poughkeepsie, New York.

(IN CLOSING – The Vox Populi News Agency is reporting that Donald “The Lie Monger” Trump has said that his IQ has gone up 31.5 points just since 2 pm on New Year’s Day.)

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