Meghan Markle Offered $2 Million To Pose In Playboy Magazine

Funny story written by Fannin Fabriano

Monday, 3 February 2020

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Meghan Markle at Santa Monica Beach watching the humpbacked whales frolicking in the Pacific Ocean.

CHICAGO – The iNews Agency is reporting that Meghan Markle has received an offer to pose in the April edition of Playboy.

The 38-year-old wife of Prince Harry was quite flattered by the offer and said that she would have to have the 100% approval of her husband.

When asked by iNews reporter Kitty Sequoia how she personally felt about appearing in the men’s magazine, she smiled and said, “Well, Miss Sequoia, now that my hubby and I are no longer royalty, we do have to find ways to pay the rent, buy food, and pay for our Papaya Margarita tab when we go out clubbing.”

When asked if she was concerned about what her mother-in-law, Queen Elizabeth, would think. Meghan paused for a few moments, grinned, and replied, “Well let, me just put it this way, a dollar and her opinion will get you a Diet Dr. Pepper.”

Markle is fast becoming the sweetheart of so many Americans. In fact, Kim Kardashian has asked her to make a guest appearance on the Kardashian family reality show “Keeping Up With The Kardashians.” And she has already been booked to appear on “Late Night With Stephen Colbert” and “Cajun Cooking With Pierre.”

(IN CLOSING – Sean “The Hair” Hannity of Fox News is vociferously denying that he has a tattoo of Trump’s face on his stomach.)

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