SAN FRANCISCO – Prince Harry and his sexy wife, Meghan, were visiting “Fog City”, and taking in the sites such as The Golden Gate Bridge, Alcatraz Prison, and the trailer where members of the 60s rock band, The Jefferson Airplane, wrote such hit songs as “Somebody To Love”, “White Rabbit”, and “Hey Bitch, Have You Seen My Effen Roach Clip?”
While walking around Alcatraz, they ran into Tom Brady, quarterback with the once-awesome New England Patriots. The prince could not believe that it was Brady, until Tom showed him his Massachusetts Driver’s License.
Prince Harry smiled, and told Tom, “Man, you handsome bloke. I am so honored to meet the 'King of Football.'” Tom blushed, and said, “And dude, I am proud to meet a real honest-to-goodness prince.”
Meghan asked Tom if he would mind autographing the back of her Daisy Duke short shorts. “Are you kidding me?” He asked, “It would be my absolute pleasure to sign the shorts of a real life, honest-to-goodness duchess.”
Afterwards the three went to the famed Tia Mia’s Taco Hut and had some fajita and bean tacos which they washed down with some Corona Light Beer.
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