Ellen DeGeneres’ Beautiful Wife Portia de Rossi Talks About The Divorce Rumors

Written by Fannin Fabriano

Sunday, 9 February 2020

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Portia de Rossi relaxing by her and Ellen's $4.7 million pool.

HOLLYWOOD – It has been reported by The Hollywood Star-Herald Newspaper that America’s daytime show sweetheart, Ellen DeGeneres, is sad over the fact that her wife of 11 years, Portia (de Rossi) wants a divorce.

Mrs. Ellen DeGeneres, (Portia) 47, told The Hollywood Star-Herald that she loves Ellen but she cannot stand the huge spotlight that follows them everywhere the couple goes.

She said that last week while at a Jack-in-The-Box in Santa Monica, all of the 5 kitchen cooks stopped cooking so they could get Ellen’s autograph.

She said it was very embarrassing, as the restaurant crowd started shouting, “We want our Jumbo Jacks! We want our Jumbo Jacks!" The restaurant manager had to call the police, and everyone was taken to jail, except for the manager, 2 of the 5 cooks, and, of course, Ellen and Portia.

Portia reportedly told close friend, Boy George, that she also hates the three “I Love Ellen” tattoos that she was forced to get; two on her butt and one on her tongue.

Meanwhile the 62-year-old cougar (Ellen) has reportedly said that Portia really has it made. The famed comedian asked, “I mean, come on y’all, tell me how many women have a husband who hired someone full-time just to feed them grapes?”

[IN CLOSING – And speaking of tattoos. The iNews Agency is reporting that Mitch “The Moscow Turtle” McConnell has a tremendously wrinkled tattoo of Donald Trump (aka “The Mar-a-Lago Liar”) tattooed on his blubbery stomach.]

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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