It's been claimed that Phillip Schofield, the 'This Morning' TV presenter who, last week, came out of the closet to reveal his homosexuality, often becomes sexually aroused when he has to interview a male guest.
Or so I heard.
The news comes from the trusted news source, 'The Rumour Mill', and there's little reason to doubt it, especially as that's what those of a homosexual persuasion tend to do.
Schofield goes out of his way to offer the warmest welcome to men on the show. He is also polite with female guests, but this, says 'The Rumour Mill', is a charade for the benefit of viewers.
The 57-year-old actually hates sharing the sofa with the show's co-presenter, Holly Willoughby, whilst the pair are interviewing men, fearful that she may be frothing at the gash, at the same time that he has a stonk-on.
Mr. Schofield was born on April Fool's Day.
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