NEW YORK CITY – President #45 was in the “Big Apple” for an appearance on the Sean Hannity Show.
Potus had lunch with the Fox News host at a local McDonalds. Sean had a Filet-O-Fish Sandwich, and the man that Elizabeth “Sacajawea” Warren calls “Cheetos Face” had 4 Big Macs, 2 Happy Meals, and 2 McTacos.
A patron who was sitting in a booth behind the president says that she clearly overheard Trump remark “Hey, Seany, take a look at the intimate photos of my sweet Melly.”
Hannity viewed them and remarked, “Wowsers and wowsies, dude. The first lady looks friggin’ sexy.”
Trump reportedly commented, “Yeah, women have always flocked to me like bumble bees to a Strawberry Crush Soda.”
Hannity smiled and remarked, “And DJT, that’s simply because you are hung like an appaloosa, bro.” The Trumpster grinned from ear-to-ear and replied, “Effen BINGO!, my BFF.”
IN CLOSING – The Grandiose News Agency reports that when the first lady found out about the photos she exploded and started rattling off curse words in her native Slovenian language. Her personal White House foot massager, Mr. FiFi, said that Mrs. Trump grabbed her hooha and screamed out, “Dat ease eat, no more of dis va-jay-jay for Orange Boy!”