Cher Confesses That She Dated Donald Trump Decades Ago

Written by Fannin Fabriano

Tuesday, 4 February 2020

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Trump has said that he has never heard of Cher much less ever dated her.

HOLLYWOOD – Famed singer, Cher, recently spoke with Kitty Sequoia with the iNews Agency, and she revealed an amazing secret that she had been keeping for many, many years.

The female half of the famous singing duo Sonny & Cher said that when she appeared on The Late Show with David Letterman years ago, Trump was in the audience. She said that he sent her a note written on a Big Mac wrapper, asking her to meet him at a local Taco Bell.

Cher said that she had one Avocado Taco and Trumpy had three Enchiladas Grandes, four Mucho Caliente Tostadas, six Hola Toro Burritos, and some chips.

The now 73-year-old Cher admitted that, afterwards, she willingly went to the Trump Tower where her and “Little Fingers” did the horizontal tango. Cher giggled as she said that Trump had made some weird ass sounds as he kissed her.

But she pointed out that the real kicker was the fact that Trumpy had an orange weiner. She told Miss Sequoia “Girl, I broke out laughing when I saw that little bitty thing. I mean, goodness me, it looked like a friggin’ Cheeto.”

IN CLOSING – Trump says that Cher could not have possibly seen his male member since (1) It was dark, (2) He is not attracted to brunettes, and (3) He kept his underwear on.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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