Jennifer Lopez and Shakira Party With The Super Bowl Champs, The Kansas City Chiefs.

Funny story written by Fannin Fabriano

Monday, 3 February 2020

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Shakira (L) and Jennifer Lopez (R) relaxing on the beach in Miami. (Photo courtesy of Alex Rodriguez).

MIAMI – JLo and Shakira shook up the Super Bowl stage at halftime, and reports are that their sensuously sexy gyrations registered a reading of 1.7 on the Richter Scale.

Both hot Latinas rocked the crowd as well as the worldwide audience, wearing some of the skimpiest costumes south of the Mason-Dixon Line. The Kansas City Chiefs beat the San Francisco 49ers 31-20.

After the game, the two gorgeously sultry muchachas were invited to celebrate with the Chiefs in their locker room. Fifty-year-old JLo said that she had never seen so many huge, sweaty, smiling men.

Shakira, who is 43, noted that she and Jennifer must have taken over 90 selfies with all the Kansas City players and coaches, including one with a hot dog vendor and three with the team’s Gatorade maker.

The Colombian-born singer-belly dancer, said that Super Bowl MVP Patrick Mahomes gave her his headband, and she in turn gave him her pantyhose.

Meanwhile, JLo said that 17 of the players and two of the coaches asked her for her cell phone number, and she quickly let them all know that she's taken.

(IN CLOSING – Jennifer’s boyfriend, ex-New York Yankee great, Alex Rodriguez, had to have two FBI agents go into the Chiefs' dressing room and rescue JLo and Shakira)

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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