Jennifer Lopez and Shakira Turn Down Trump’s Offer To Visit The White House

Written by Fannin Fabriano

Monday, 3 February 2020

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Shakira shown relaxing on one of her seven motorcyles. (Photo courtesy of JLo).

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Jennifer Lopez and Shakira, two hot erotically sexy Latinas performed what many are saying was the best Super Bowl halftime show in the history of the Super Bowl.

JLo and Shakira structed up and down the stage dressed in outfits that resembled something that you could definitely buy at your neighborhood Victoria’s Secret.

The lingerie-clad senoritas danced and sang and literally gyrated their gorgeous asses off before a Miami crowd numbering well over 60,000.

The Vox Populi News Agency reported that there were literally thousands of men in the stands salivating beyond belief. After the game, both Latina firecrackers received a call from the White House.

President Trump asked them to please come and visit the White House and that he would gladly be their personal guide.

JLo told Vox Populi’s Ichabod Fernandez that there is no way that she would get within 7 miles of the White House much less get near that hooha-grabbing presidential pervert.

Shakira added, "I would rather visit the smelliest swamp in Louisiana than to visit the White House as long as that horrendously evil-looking sack of llama-droppings is there.

(IN CLOSING – Playboy Magazine has contacted Shakira and JLo about having the them grace next month’s cover and do a layout spread together.)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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