Taylor Swift Says That Tennessee Senator Marsha Blackburn Is Downright Evil

Written by Fannin Fabriano

Saturday, 1 February 2020

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By the time Taylor was 5, she had already written over 900 songs.

NASHVILLE - Taylor Swift is not the least bit shy when it comes to pointing out that Tennessee Senator Marsha “The Plump Trump Ass-Kisser” Blackburn has gone and stepped in a pile of Tennessee thoroughbred horse manure (or shit, as they call it in Arkansas).

Blackburn, who is 67, but looks 87, has really stirred up millions and millions of “Tay-Tay’s” highly-devoted fans, who refer to mad Marsha as the “Trailer Park Barbie.”

The semi-senile senator is one of Trump’s biggest supporters. The self-proclaimed GOP princess has voted against equal pay for women, LGBTQ issues, the Violence Against Women Act, and most recently voted to do away with the “Plastic or Paper” controversy.

The iNews Agency has just reported that Blackburn allegedly has a tattoo of a Nazi swastika on her upper right thigh. The dishwater blonde bimbo has vehemently denied that she has any tattoos whatsoever.

She commented to iNews Agency reporter Kitty Sequoia, “Look, honey bunch, if I’m being honest, and truth be told, I am actually honest at least 69% of the time, I want every one of my athletic supporters, and even those who don’t play sports, to know that I am actually allergic to tattoo ink.”

Blackburn, who reportedly has a very bad cellulite problem on her upper left thigh, then added, “And besides, 30-year-old Taylor is basically still acting and singing like a teenager who probably has no more than 840 fans at best.”

IN CLOSING – The Vox Populi News Agency recently reported that Taylor Swift has more fans than the entire combined populations of Tennessee, Illinois, Switzerland, and Aguascalientes, Mexico.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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