Kathy Griffin Is Alleging That She Received Some Hush Money From President Trump

Written by Fannin Fabriano

Wednesday, 19 February 2020

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59-year-old Kathy Griffin relaxing in her Santa Monica Beach home.

LOS ANGELES – Kathy Griffin recently stated that she can no longer keep quiet about her and President Trump.

The 59-year-old comedian said that, some years ago, before "President Bone Spurs" married Melania, she had a tryst with the man who now lives at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. She quickly added, “No, not that dipshit-for-brains Steve Mnuchin, but his boss, 'Old Tangerine Face'."

Griffin revealed that she had met Donnie J., as he liked her to call him, at a Ramada Inn located in La Brea (California). She pointed out that Trump had gone to the Left Coast to see about buying the Los Angeles Dodgers.

She went on to say that, last year, when she texted POTUS and told him that she was going to be releasing 13 explicit photos of the two, that he texted her back within 45 seconds, begging her to reconsider.

Griffin texted him back 5 minutes later, and told him that she had reconsidered, and said that she would develop amnesia and destroy 12 of the 13 photos if he would donate $300,000 to her favorite charity.

When Trumpy asked her what her favorite charity was, she replied, “Kathy Griffin, account number 748-241-G, The First Silver Screen Bank of West Hollywood."

The red-headed comedian said that the bank called her an hour later, and told her that $300,000 had just been deposited in her personal account by a Mister Studdy Mann.

(IN RELATED NEWS – Tomi “Dick Face” Lahren says that if the president was single, she would be all over him like stink on a pile of bullshit.)

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