POMONA, California - Researchers at The Pomona Institute For Cosmetic Studies have discovered an interesting phenomenon that may revolutionize the art of kissing.
Dr. Amerigo W. Baconweiser, an expert in cosmetic medicine, stated that, after conducting an extensive study on the pros and cons of red lipstick, his research group attained a very interesting result.
Out of the 9,302 males who participated in the 8-day study, 6,976 or roughly 75% were found to have increased their testosterone level by 27% simply by kissing women with red lipstick.
This led to the individuals feeling much more manly, and developing stronger woodies as well as increasing the amount of time that they watch professional sports on TV.
When asked why that was so, the doctor took a drink of his Diet Dr. Pepper, shook his head, grinned, and replied, "To be honest, I have no frickin' idea why that is so." He added that maybe it could be a question that one could pose to Dr. Phil.
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