Meghan Markle's Ex-Husband Speaks Out

Written by Fannin Fabriano

Sunday, 2 February 2020

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Meghan taking a walk up on the Hollywood Hills.

LOS ANGELES – The man who was married to Meghan Markle for two years, recently spoke with Maximus Bedstraw, a reporter with The Grandiose News Organization.

Trevor Engleson, who was Markle's first husband, said that it was interesting that she ended up marrying a prince, because when they were married, she used to always say that he was a king.

He remarked that, back then, Meghan was a shopaholic, and she had a tremendous amount of panties that probably numbered way over a hundred. He said that her favorite was a pair that he had purchased for her at Victoria’s Secret. “They were very pretty and very sexy,” he said. He then added that they had a picture of a beaver on the front (no pun intended).

Engleson stated that Meggy, as he called her, also enjoyed having gourmet sex, which usually included whipped cream, seedless grapes, M&Ms, and okra.

When Bedstraw asked him if she had any tattoos anywhere on her body, he grinned, took a sip of his Lowenbrau beer and said, “Yeah, she did have one tattoo." He paused and said, “It was a tattoo of Brad Pitt's face, which was located on her bikini line.”

IN CLOSING – Judge Jeanine “Porpoise Lips” Pirro is predicting that in the November election Trump will win by 13 million votes and carry every state except for California.

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