Phillip Schofield: My Wife Turned Me Gay
Phillip Schofield, the 'This Morning' TV presenter who 'came out' as homosexual last week, is said to have claimed that Stephanie Lowe, his partner of 27 years, turned him gay. Schofield, 57, said that he had known about his gayness for at least t...Read full story
Fans of President Who Calls Opponents “Shit” and “Human Scum” Demand Decorum at Speech
Washington - Loyal followers of Donald Trump, who have approved of a four-year long shit show during which he gave profane names to opponents, paid porn stars for their silence, and used hundreds of millions of dollars of taxpayer funds to bribe for...Read full story
Nashville Man Narrowly Avoids Authentic Conversation
After honing his meaningless banter to an optimal level of fluff, all his efforts at superficiality nearly went out the window, when Clint Hargrave of Nashville, Tennessee, was almost drawn into an authentic conversation at his workplace. "It was...Read full story
Trump Responds Bitterly To Claims That His Wall Is Destroying Sacred Indian Ground In Arizona
NOGALES, Arizona – President Trump was in Nogales to dedicate a memorial to Apollo Diddawinski, 84, the man who single-handedly planted over 900,000 saguaro cactuses all over the state. And he did it while driving in a Volkswagen Beetle. The presi...Read full story
Meghan Markle To Join The Cast of "The View"
NEW YORK CITY – The New York Sun-Observer has just broken the story that Meghan Markle, the former Duchess of Sussex, has agreed to join Whoopi Goldberg and the rest of the women of the top-rated daytime show, "The View." A spokesperson for the sh...Read full story
President Trump Shows Up At The Academy Awards Show And Is Not Allowed To Enter The Building.
HOLLYWOOD – The 92nd Academy Awards Show was held at the Dolby Theater, and it seemed like a Democratic Rally, as nearly everyone in the building was without a doubt anti-Trump. One elderly gentleman who showed up with a red MAGA cap was asked to...Read full story
Nothing Against Women, But Trump's Beginning To Resemble The Fat Lady
Viewing the photo of Donald Trump’s one-inch white skin-stripe below his hairline on a very windy day, and what resembled an orange face mask below, almost produced the Gloria Swanson, “I’m ready for my close up,” moment from Sunset Boulevard. Th...Read full story