There were 259 spoof news stories published in November 2018. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

The Spoof's Black Friday Deal Faces Customer Backlash

Funny story: The Spoof's Black Friday Deal Faces Customer Backlash

Customers caused uproar when The Spoof's Black Friday bargain buy turned out not to be a bargain after all. On a first come first served basis from midnight on Friday, The Spoof's offer of a free subscription to the first million customers was soon b...

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Sinéad O'Connor New Album A Cry For Help?

Funny story: Sinéad O'Connor New Album A Cry For Help?

Irish singist, Sinéad O'Connor, last released an album in 2014, and has been busy being controversial since then. Now, however, she resurfaces in her own inimitable style with her newest offering, 'Buy Me - PLEASE!' O'Connor has never been a 'happ...

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White people celebrate news Sinead O'Connor no longer wants to spend time with them

White people around the world are rejoicing at news Sinead O’Connor has decided she no longer wants “to spend time with white people again...Not for one moment, for any reason.” “Hooray, our long global nightmare is over!” shouted one ecstatic w...

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Mickey Mouse Is 90 Years Old!

Funny story: Mickey Mouse Is 90 Years Old!

And there's a big party in the works. All the main Disney characters will be there, including Goofy and Pluto. Lawrence Welk, Mickey's favorite bandleader, has gotten a one-evening earthpass to return from the dead and provide his champagne mu...

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Bill Cosby's New Prison Reality Show

Funny story: Bill Cosby's New Prison Reality Show

Convicted rapist, Bill Cosby, is to appear in a brand new reality show, taking place in the prison he is residing in. Some of the various episodes include: 1. Bill's convict friends surround him, and make him do Fat Albert routines for an hour str...

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Local Man Subtly Gets The Impression That His Date Has "Been Around"

Funny story: Local Man Subtly Gets The Impression That His Date Has "Been Around"

Wisconsin. Timothy Harbor, 38, felt lonely a few weekends ago and decided to join a dating site. Although he has a comfortable job, a nice home, and basically nothing to worry about in life, Timothy felt that something was missing. "I got my...

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Spoof Boss To Introduce New Rules About Site Usage

Funny story: Spoof Boss To Introduce New Rules About Site Usage

The owner of a satirical news website has reacted to criticism of some of the writers on his site by bringing in new legislation to curb their fun. Mark Lowton, boss of TheSpoof.com, answered complaints from some readers yesterday about the legiti...

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Bill Cosby is violently attacked in prison

Funny story: Bill Cosby is violently attacked in prison

Federal law enforcement officials believe famed rapist Bill "Huxtable" Cosby was beaten mercilessly in his groin area with a "lock-in-the-sock", in a grisly assault inside his prison cell, multiple law enforcement officials briefed on the case told G...

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Entire programming team at MacroHard blow their legs clean off

Funny story: Entire programming team at MacroHard blow their legs clean off

Hospitals of Washington State - Dr. Lee G. Bender of Washuck Hospital spoke to reporters after all hospitals in Washington were suddenly filled with programmers that had blown off their legs. “MacroHard called for emergency assistance about 11:00...

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Man Receives Death Threat Over Narcissistic Material

Funny story: Man Receives Death Threat Over Narcissistic Material

A man who was accused of being overly-narcissistic on a satirical news website, has received death threats threatening him with death, I can reveal. Myke Woodson, 55, said he had also been accused not only of being overly-narcissistic, but overtly...

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Rapper Forgot Words To Song, So Just Kept Improvising With Ever More Tenuous Rhymes

Funny story: Rapper Forgot Words To Song, So Just Kept Improvising With Ever More Tenuous Rhymes

A top US rap artist has won dozens of new fans, after he rescued himself from a potentially career-ending embarrassment during a live internet concert, when he forgot his words. The rapper, Grizzly Muthafucka (not real name), was onstage in Los An...

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Man Tries To Improve His German Language Skills By Watching 'Kolberg' (1945)

Funny story: Man Tries To Improve His German Language Skills By Watching 'Kolberg' (1945)

A man who wanted to improve his rudimentary German language skills, has told how he watched a 1945 World War II propaganda film in order to do so. Myke Woodson, 55, was left with 'nothing to do' during a four-hour break at the school where he work...

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Saudi X-rays Show Khashoggi Body Parts Smuggled Out In Hit Team’s Tummies

Funny story: Saudi X-rays Show Khashoggi Body Parts Smuggled Out In Hit Team’s Tummies

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a previously copyrighted story that appeared on these pages, Saudi officials had dismissed the allegation that the team that assassinated Mr. Khashoggi in their Consulate In Turkey disposed of him by dismembering him and then s...

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Sinéad O'Connor Rejected By Islam

Funny story: Sinéad O'Connor Rejected By Islam

Sinéad O'Connor, the controversial and attention-seeking Irish singer, who has converted to Islam, and said that she no longer wants to live amongst white people 'as long as she lives', has been told to go and fuck herself by Muslims. O'Connor -...

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Man Tells Wife He Has No Idea Why Amazon Sent Giant Black Item To Him

Funny story: Man Tells Wife He Has No Idea Why Amazon Sent Giant Black Item To Him

We have all, at some time or other in our lives, received mail that was intended for someone else, and that's what one man told his wife yesterday, when a parcel from internet mail order company, Amazon, was delivered to his Los Angeles home, contain...

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Scientists announce first underwearable smartass phone

Funny story: Scientists announce first underwearable smartass phone

San Francisco, CA (UPU) Scientists here have modeled the first smartass phone. Butt dialing has reached a new level as demonstrated by models walking the catwalk here, wearing nothing but the totally flexible phone screens covering strategic body...

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Mohammed bin Salman Is A Compulsive Liar, Says CIA

Funny story: Mohammed bin Salman Is A Compulsive Liar, Says CIA

CIA officials working on the murder of the Saudi Arabian dissident journalist, Jamal Khashoggi, have said that the slaying was organised by the Saudi Crown Prince, Mohammed bin Salman, and that his attempts to cover this up amounts to lying. The C...

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Trump Fires Jeff Sessions, But Man Panics Because He Doesn't Know Who Jeff Sessions Is

Funny story: Trump Fires Jeff Sessions, But Man Panics Because He Doesn't Know Who Jeff Sessions Is

The news exploding out of Capitol Hill this morning, is that President Donald Trump has fired Jeff Sessions, whilst, somewhat less controversial news coming out of the Battambang area is that one man living there hasn't got a fucking clue who Jeff Se...

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Fans react to disparaging remarks about Stan Lee: "It's clobbering time!"

Funny story: Fans react to disparaging remarks about Stan Lee: "It's clobbering time!"

Has-been transgender "celebrity" Bill Mayor recently tried to change careers, trading in (some would say trading on) his dubious career as a “comedienne” by becoming a literary critic. After disparaging television comedy as “fit only for kids and...

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Soros' Latest Caravan: Sending Surplus California Democrats to Red States

Disheartened by narrow senatorial defeats in Florida, Wyoming, Indiana and other Trump Republican states, George Soros has hatched a plan to move surplus Democratic voters out of the darkest blue state of California and into those slightly pinkish st...

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Trump consulting on Dignity at The Press Conference following yesterday’s fiasco

Funny story: Trump consulting on Dignity at The Press Conference following yesterday’s fiasco

Today President Trump has emerged several times from a private office at the White House to attend a water cooler nearby. He then returns to this office, and sounds through the door indicate energetic discussion plus (possibly) furniture thrown.

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Sinéad O'Connor Changes His Name Again

Funny story: Sinéad O'Connor Changes His Name Again

Irish singer/songwriter, Sinéad O'Connor, has changed her name again, after announcing that she had converted to Islam. She will be henceforth known as Shuhada' Davitt, which is 'nice'. Born Sinéad Marie Bernadette O'Connor in 1966, not long after...

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Trump Missed WW1 Memorial Service "To Request Asylum"

Funny story: Trump Missed WW1 Memorial Service "To Request Asylum"

The White House has been forced to deny that US "President" Donald Trump was visiting Paris' Russian embassy in an attempt to gain political asylum when he missed a World War One memorial event on Saturday. His non-appearance has led to a critical ba...

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Movie-Quoting Dumbass Who Stood Precariously On Railing Of Cruise Ship No Longer King of the Wo- Woah! Aaaaaaaaah!

Funny story: Movie-Quoting Dumbass Who Stood Precariously On Railing Of Cruise Ship No Longer King of the Wo- Woah! Aaaaaaaaah!

10 miles west of the Florida Keys- A cliché- and movie-quoting dumbass, who thought he was being really original by re-enacting a famous scene from the movie Titanic, ceased to be king of the world on Friday, when he slipped from the railing of the C...

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Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Will Not Only Kneel, But Will 'Spangle Your Banner'

Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Will Not Only Kneel, But Will 'Spangle Your Banner'

Reacting to the news that one of the cheerleaders of the San Francisco 49ers had 'taken the knee' during the playing of the national anthem on Thursday, the cheerleading coach of the Dallas Cowboys has said that her girls will match that - and more!...

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Shocking World Series Tale: Baseball Emulates Politics

Dodger Stadium. Special to Spoof. You probably missed it if you watched last month's World Series. On several occasions, the first base umpire went to the bag with an electronic device, sweeping it over and around the bag repeatedly. It was all done...

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Trump Has Been President For 666 Days Today - Symbolic?

Funny story: Trump Has Been President For 666 Days Today - Symbolic?

US President, Donald J. Trump, has been in the job 666 days today, 16 November, having taken office on 20 January 2017, and has been busy living up to his 'devilish' reputation by hinting that Robert Mueller, in charge of the 'Russia investigation',...

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Jamal Khashoggi's Ghost Hands Itself In To Turkish Police

Funny story: Jamal Khashoggi's Ghost Hands Itself In To Turkish Police

There was a shock in store for a group of Turkish policemen this morning, when the ghost of murdered Saudi Arabian dissident journalist, Jamal Khashoggi, presented itself at the counter of the main Istanbul police station.. The ghost, looking daze...

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Apocalypse Now: The Trump Runner vs Wile E Mueller

BILLINGSGATE POST: Like a cheap bordello tart attempting to seduce a penniless sailor, Wile E Mueller was trying to reconcile his record of never defeating the Trump Runner in their battle for supremacy. In the Looking Glass war that cast these unli...

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Trump signs executive order re tumult and disrespect to The President

Funny story: Trump signs executive order re tumult and disrespect to The President

In the wake of this week’s rowdy press conference, President Trump has signed his latest executive order. This directive indicates: “The President should have all the due respect and honor of a monarch, as in other countries such as England.” P...

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Sinéad O'Connor Has Grown A Muslim Beard

Funny story: Sinéad O'Connor Has Grown A Muslim Beard

Sinéad O'Connor, the Irish singer who recently renounced everything about herself, and then converted to Islam, has grown a Muslim-style beard. Beards amongst Muslim men are requisite, defining 'manliness', and are seen as imitating Muhammad, but...

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NASA to serve man with space laser

Funny story: NASA to serve man with space laser

NASA scientists announce they will build a mega laser to alert alien life forms that they are welcome to visit Earth to "serve Man." A powerful laser is just the thing to announce our presence as a technological species in this arm of the galaxy.

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Man Invents Breakthrough Contraption That Assist Old People Who Are Always Forgetting Shit

Funny story: Man Invents Breakthrough Contraption That Assist Old People Who Are Always Forgetting Shit

Omaha, Nebraska - A lifelong resident here, has created a breakthrough invention for aging adults with memory troubles. Philip Myers, 63, claims The Invention will change people's lives. "It happens to all of us old folks," states Myers. "We're si...

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Kavanaugh Denies Pushing Ginsburg

Funny story: Kavanaugh Denies Pushing Ginsburg

Washington, DC - Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh denied pushing fellow Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg, 85, who suffered three fractured ribs in an apparent fall. Justice Ginsburg does not recall how the injury occurred. Police are investigating.

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Wolfe: no longer WHCA's comedienne in sheep's clothing

Funny story: Wolfe: no longer WHCA's comedienne in sheep's clothing

D-list has-been “comedienne” Michelle Wolfe, who was born, some say, in Hershey Highway, Pennsylvania, in a back alley between a brothel and a homeless campsite, is incensed (or “pissed,” as she says) that the White House Correspondents Association (...

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Environmentalist Trump, on California's Fires: "Clear-cut Your Forests"

In response to California governor-elect Gavin Newsom's urgent request for federal emergency aid in the wake of numerous devastating wildfires there, President Donald Trump replied with a press release after seeing telecasts of the catastrophe. "...

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White House Security Breach As Jamal Khashoggi's Ghost Calls To See President Trump

Funny story: White House Security Breach As Jamal Khashoggi's Ghost Calls To See President Trump

Feathers were ruffled, and presidential security officers were on full alert this morning, after an apparition much resembling the forlorn figure of murdered Saudi Arabian dissident journalist, Jamal Khashoggi, was seen lumbering along corridors at t...

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World's best donuts for sale

Funny story: World's best donuts for sale

A drug smuggler and former donkey breeder in Texas accused of stealing a donut from a coffee shop, was killed in jail early Wednesday, authorities said. Jesus Gomez Hernandez, 36, was taken from Tarrant County Jail in Fort Worth to a hospital wher...

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It's Good News Week! Jaggedone launches non-fake (bullshit) internet radio station!

Funny story: It's Good News Week! Jaggedone launches non-fake (bullshit) internet radio station!

Infamous, global prankster, genius, and spreader of 'good news' not 'fake news', Jaggedone, has just launched his latest adventure on internet radio (that's fake BTW) called; 'It's Good News Week!! Sick to death of all the bad news, and nearly on...

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Patriots Award Naming Rights to Amazon

Funny story: Patriots Award Naming Rights to Amazon

Boston, Ma - The New England Patriots have awarded team naming rights to Amazon.com. The team formerly known as the Pats will now be called the Amazons. All players are required to take on Amazon as their last name. Quarterback Tom Amazon initial...

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Bing uses "underhanded" ruse to gain user traffic

Funny story: Bing uses "underhanded" ruse to gain user traffic

Desperate for any responses from the public that could indicate interactive participation, Bing has initiated an underhanded “fake news” feature, calling it, in wee letters the size of which makes them nearly impossible to read, “This Day,” followed...

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Writer Vows To Keep On Writing Insignificant Stories

Funny story: Writer Vows To Keep On Writing Insignificant Stories

A writer on satirical news website TheSpoof.com has reacted to criticism over material he publishes on the site by promising more of the same old shite. The writer, who wishes to remain nameless, said earlier that, despite the fact that there may...

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Penis-Waving Condemned By International Teacher

Funny story: Penis-Waving Condemned By International Teacher

Changwon, South Korea. Thomas K. Pinley, 27, earned his Master's Degree in Social Studies and Education at the University of Wisconsin-La Crosse before he flew to South Korea in order to begin his new career as an International Educator.

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Roddy McDowall Was A Chimp

Funny story: Roddy McDowall Was A Chimp

Secret US military medical files revealed to the public this week under the Freedom of Information Act, show that the being known to humans as actor 'Roddy McDowall' was nothing more than an oversized chimpanzee. The actor passed away in 1998, and...

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Secret audio on White House bed post alarms staff and brings in Bob Woodward

Funny story: Secret audio on White House bed post alarms staff and brings in Bob Woodward

Breaking: Discovery of a secret audio listening post in the Trump master bedroom at The White House has brought suspicion Mr. Erdogan, President of Turkey, may be behind the scheme. The FBI is investigating, and The Washington Post’s classic newsh...

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Man Changes His Age, As He's Just About Had Enough

Funny story: Man Changes His Age, As He's Just About Had Enough

A 49-year-old former office worker has become so depressed and fed up with his very existence, that he has decided to 'be older' so that his new age will bring the date of his death that much nearer. John Nondescript (not real name) claims that hi...

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Aliens Give Congress Tips on How To Conduct Russian Probe

Funny story: Aliens Give Congress Tips on How To Conduct Russian Probe

The Extra Terrestrials, who have been observing the goings on in Washington with great interest, couldn't hold their tongues any longer. The mother ship landed on the capitol lawn, and a group of beings with large bald grey heads spoke through tel...

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Dallas Cowboys To Erect A Jeff Rohrer Statue Outside The AT&T Stadium

Funny story: Dallas Cowboys To Erect A Jeff Rohrer Statue Outside The AT&T Stadium

Reacting to the surprising news that one of their former players, Jeff Rohrer, is to marry a man, the Dallas Cowboys have signalled their support for him by revealing plans that they are to erect a statue of the former linebacker outside their AT&...

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Brexit Agreement Reached!

Funny story: Brexit Agreement Reached!

In a stunning turnaround, and against all the odds, the EU and the UK government put aside their previous differences on the Brexit deal, and finally reached an agreement to suit both sides: they agreed to disagree. The two factions, who had previ...

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Death Threat Would Never Have Been Carried Out, Says Man Who Sent Himself A Death Threat

Funny story: Death Threat Would Never Have Been Carried Out, Says Man Who Sent Himself A Death Threat

A man who sent himself a death threat has told police he never meant to carry it out. The man, Myke Himself, 55, said that the threat was just a prank. Himself said he sent the death threat to himself "as a laugh", and that it was not meant to...

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Belfast Marathon Sprint Finish Ruined As Runner Slips On Dog Shit

Funny story: Belfast Marathon Sprint Finish Ruined As Runner Slips On Dog Shit

There was real drama in the finishing stretch in the Belfast Marathon today, when, coming into the final 100 yards of the race, three men still in contention entered into a neck-and-neck sprint finish, only for one of them to bow out 10 yards from th...

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George Washington, as you've never seen him

Funny story: George Washington, as you've never seen him

“George Washington never looked so good,” both Melania Trump and Michael “Michelle” Obummer agreed, after seeing the first U.S. president "up close and personal." "I knew he was tall," Michael said, "but I had no idea he was that big. I think he m...

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CNN To Give Jim Acosta A Pay Rise

Funny story: CNN To Give Jim Acosta A Pay Rise

CNN, the television news company that employs Jim Acosta, the man who had his White House reporting credentials revoked after a press conference controversy with US President, Donald Trump, have awarded their reporter a pay rise, for asking the right...

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Trump Outraged At 49ers Cheerleader Who 'Knelt'

Funny story: Trump Outraged At 49ers Cheerleader Who 'Knelt'

President Donald Trump has said he is outraged at the San Francisco 49ers cheerleader who 'took the knee' during the pre-game playing of the national anthem on Thursday. The cheerleader, who has not been identified, knelt during the Star Spangled...

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Trump Ready To Forgive Mohammed bin Salman In Confession

Funny story: Trump Ready To Forgive Mohammed bin Salman In Confession

US President, Donald Trump, says he is ready to offer forgiveness to Saudi Crown Prince, Mohammed bin Salman,the man who ordered the brutal, vicious and murderous slaying of the Washington Post contributor, Saudi Arabian dissident, Jamal Khashoggi, i...

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Serena Williams Went Way Too Far With Umpire

Funny story: Serena Williams Went Way Too Far With Umpire

Tennis star, Serena Williams, has been adjudged to have 'gone too far" by another tennis star, Roger Federer, over her outrageous behaviour in her recent match against yet another tennis star, this time the sexy up-and-coming Japanese chick, Naomi Os...

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Face Transplant Goes Wrong, And Woman Ends Up Looking Like Bill Cosby

Funny story: Face Transplant Goes Wrong, And Woman Ends Up Looking Like Bill Cosby

A doctor in California has been severely criticised after a face transplant operation he performed went completely tits-up, and left the patient wishing she had never bothered. Cameron Feylyer, 26, one of life's losers, tried to take her own life...

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The new Dealthy Arlines will feature a poop deck

Funny story: The new Dealthy Arlines will feature a poop deck

Atlanta, GA - (Dogged News) Spokesman Roevier K. Knign for Dealthy Airlines, announced today at 8:32 AM, a new super-saver airfare rate for animal lovers. The new flat rate of fifty dollars will fly you AND your large dog anywhere Dealthy flies.

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US Mid-Term Elections: Trump Hails "Biggest Win Ever, Massivest Win Ever"

Funny story: US Mid-Term Elections: Trump Hails "Biggest Win Ever, Massivest Win Ever"

So-called US President Donald J Trump has claimed that it was all down to him that Republican candidates had made a clean sweep in winning all senate, house and governor elections. In an early morning tweet Mr Trump claimed credit for his campaign...

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Jeff Rohrer To Marry A Person With A Penis

Funny story: Jeff Rohrer To Marry A Person With A Penis

The former Dallas Cowboys linebacker, Jeff Rohrer, has spoken out after becoming the first NFL player, past or present, to get married to a human with a cock. Rohrer, who played for the Cowboys alongside such tough guys as Tony Dorsett, Ed 'Too Ta...

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Trump Revokes White House Press Credentials Of The Spoof

Funny story: Trump Revokes White House Press Credentials Of The Spoof

The Spoof, the satirical news website that has consistently dragged the name and reputation of US President, Donald Trump, through the mud, has now suffered the same fate as CNN reporter, Jim Acosta, and had its White House press credentials revoked,...

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Bolton to be shot out of a cannon over the Middle East

Funny story: Bolton to be shot out of a cannon over the Middle East

According to inside analysts, Mr. John Bolton, National Security Advisor, is steadily advancing toward November, 2024. “If there’s one thing we do like it’s a good war,” is commonly expressed by Mr. Bolton and his group at barbecues and gab sessio...

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Company Selects "Employee of the Month" for November

Funny story: Company Selects "Employee of the Month" for November

Minnesota. Thomas Darfey, 42, was recently selected as the November "Employee of the Month" at Plainfield Lumber Products, a factory that produces household furniture items as well as composite decking boards. Thomas (or "Tommy" as he likes to...

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California Fires Are God's Retribution - Trump

Funny story: California Fires Are God's Retribution - Trump

The wildfires that have raged through California are merely God's retribution, says US President, Donald Trump, in his regular morning tweet. The president said that, although any loss of life is, indeed, a cause for sadness, the choices people ma...

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Wisconsin Resident Pooped and Peed in His Pants After Watching the 2016 Remake of "The Blair Witch Project"

Funny story: Wisconsin Resident Pooped and Peed in His Pants After Watching the 2016 Remake of "The Blair Witch Project"

Crawford County. Thomas Bradley (and not Wesley Janson, who is extremely strong and brave), pooped and peed in his pants last Sunday after watching the 2016 remake of The Blair Witch Project. Because he has no girlfriend, Thomas Bradley (and not...

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Trump a Communist? He'll "Nationalize" Amazon

At the recent Paris war memorial, Wikileaks secretly recorded Donald Trump telling Vladimir Putin, "When Amazon owns everything, I'll 'nationalize' it." Aghast, Putin responded: "That's communism! When you 'nationalize' something, that means the g...

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Woman Kicks Man In Gonads

Funny story: Woman Kicks Man In Gonads

There was a painful end to a short conversation on the London Tube this morning, when a man who had tried to chat up a female fellow passenger received a kick in the gonads for his trouble. John O'Gape was travelling on the Northern Line having bo...

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Pubic Hairs Discovered In Bathroom Plughole

Funny story: Pubic Hairs Discovered In Bathroom Plughole

A man and his wife had a horrifying experience whilst staying at a hotel in the Thai beach resort of Pattaya, when they made an astonishing discovery in the bathroom - a previous occupant's pubic hairs! Myke Woodson, 53, had gone to the Apex Hotel...

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Saudi Agent Who Killed Jamal Khashoggi Identified

Funny story: Saudi Agent Who Killed Jamal Khashoggi Identified

The murderer of Saudi Arabian dissident journalist, Jamal Khashoggi, whose death was ordered by the Saudi crown prince, Mohammad bin Salman, has been identified, to the relief of all concerned. The man, Ashraf al-Pigsmightfly, is a Saudi intellige...

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Writer May Stop Writing Insignificant Stories

Funny story: Writer May Stop Writing Insignificant Stories

A writer on satirical news website TheSpoof.com who has attracted criticism from people on the site who know what they're talking about, by God, has said that she may be forced to give up writing insignificant material. Wendy Sokomo says that she...

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Man Questioned By 'Police' Over His Use Of The Word 'Centigrade'

Funny story: Man Questioned By 'Police' Over His Use Of The Word 'Centigrade'

A teacher in a Battambang school has been questioned by students over his repeated use of the word 'centigrade' as a unit of heat measure. It felt like a police inquiry. The students looked confused when the teacher kept referring to 'centigrad...

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Trump to Jump Over Man-Eating Shark on Waterskis at Next Rally

Funny story: Trump to Jump Over Man-Eating Shark on Waterskis at Next Rally

With Election Day right around the corner, President Donald Trump is pulling out all the stops to help fellow Republicans win their house and Senate races. Today, when he makes a campaign stop in Florida, he's going to perform a death-defying stun...

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Tiger Woods And Phil Mickelson To Dine Together On Thanksgiving

Funny story: Tiger Woods And Phil Mickelson To Dine Together On Thanksgiving

Tiger Woods and 'Big' Phil Mickelson are to put their golfing differences on hold, and will spend Thanksgiving together next Thursday, during a televised 'intimate dinner for two'. The pair, who, on Friday, 23 November, will tee off in the eagerly...

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Tiger Woods v. Phil Mickelson Weigh-in As It Happened

Funny story: Tiger Woods v. Phil Mickelson Weigh-in As It Happened

Tiger Woods and Phil Mickelson created a sensation yesterday as they attended the weigh-in for their November 23 match that has been dubbed 'The Match'. As the two stood eye-to-eye, stripped bare to the waist, the atmosphere was so thick with tens...

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Saudi Arabia 'deep bloke' offers formula for Assange case in London

Funny story: Saudi Arabia 'deep bloke' offers formula for Assange case in London

A wave of news yesterday that Mr. Assange is under new danger has brought urgency to finally resolving his case. Mr. Assange’s mouth, as happened with Mr. Khashoggi, has become “far too dangerous for the ordinary person’s understanding of the new...

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President Trump Applies Calming Effect To Macron Row

Funny story: President Trump Applies Calming Effect To Macron Row

US President, Donald Trump has reacted to comments made by the French president, Emmanuel Macron, over what the Frenchman said were matters of common decency, that Trump lacked. In what - for him - was a measured response, Trump blasted: "Commo...

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Celebs Go Dating Review

Funny story: Celebs Go Dating Review

Excitement as the latest series of Celebs Go Dating reaches its climax! The show, where famous 'celebrities' have to use the properties of radioactive isotope Carbon-14 to correctly predict the age of prehistoric artefacts, is entering its final week...

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Saudi Arabia Guilty Of Crimes Against Islam

Funny story: Saudi Arabia Guilty Of Crimes Against Islam

Saudi Arabia, the leader of the Muslim world, the origin and stronghold of the Islamic faith, and the country responsible for the murder of dissident journalist and Muslim, Jamal Khashoggi, is guilty of crime against Islam, says Turkish president, Re...

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Anne Hegerty Is The Spitting Image Of The Governess From 'The Chase'

Funny story: Anne Hegerty Is The Spitting Image Of The Governess From 'The Chase'

Viewers of ITV's 'I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here' were jamming the broadcaster's switchboard last night after becoming emotional over the heartwarming performance of a contestant named Anne Hegerty who, unfortunately, said the viewers, was also t...

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Bill Cosby Appeals To Warden For Soap-On-A-Rope

Funny story: Bill Cosby Appeals To Warden For Soap-On-A-Rope

Bill Cosby, the comedian-turned-rapist, who is serving between three and ten years in prison for his offences, is not enjoying his stay behind bars, it has been reported. The former funnyman has tried very hard to conform to the prison regime, but...

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The Word Queen Elizabeth Hates

Funny story: The Word Queen Elizabeth Hates

It has been revealed, by secret palace sources, that Queen Elizabeth II dislikes the word, shhhhh: pregnant. Not actually being pregnant, but just the word pregnant. The Queen has been pregnant four times. Her four children have been pregnant eig...

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President Trump To Make Alterations To Thanksgiving Holiday

Funny story: President Trump To Make Alterations To Thanksgiving Holiday

When President Trump told fellow Republicans today, that he intended to make changes to the Thanksgiving holiday, there was a hushed silence, as everyone in the room listened carefully for the date change. They needn't have worried, however, for t...

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2018 Version of Lindsey Graham in Office Shouting Match with 2016 Graham, According to Staff

Funny story: 2018 Version of Lindsey Graham in Office Shouting Match with 2016 Graham, According to Staff

Washington - According to sources, workers at Lindsey Graham's senate offices have been alarmed by recent heated arguments between the 2016 "southern gentleman" version of Lindsey Graham and the current loud, obnoxious Trumpist version of the South C...

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Woman Peeled Banana In A Suggestive Manner

Funny story: Woman Peeled Banana In A Suggestive Manner

A woman travelling on a train in northern England, was witnessed peeling a banana in a suggestive, erotic and provocative manner, claims a man, who might have got it wrong. Heiki Bauer, 19, a German student studying at the University of Hull, was...

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Terrified Saudi Prosecutor says Jamal Khashoggi Murder "Was Ordered by Agent, Not Crown Prince After All...Honest"

Funny story: Terrified Saudi Prosecutor says Jamal Khashoggi Murder "Was Ordered by Agent, Not Crown Prince After All...Honest"

In what he claimed is "definitely not a whitewash" Saudi Arabia's public prosecutor has concluded that an intelligence officer ordered Jamal Khashoggi's murder, not Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman despite all the evidence to the contrary in his poss...

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TV Review: It's Organised Crime Week On The Apprentice!

Funny story: TV Review: It's Organised Crime Week On The Apprentice!

At the start of this week's episode, Laird Shergar addressed the remaining candidates from the back of Derek Trotter's van: "It's an unknown fact that 25 Squillion quid is lost each year to the black economy," explained Lady Shagger. "These crimin...

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Man's Headphones Are Fucked

Funny story: Man's Headphones Are Fucked

A music lover in the Battambang commune of Tapon is ruing his decision to allow his two young children to use his headphones this evening, after discovering that they are now not quite as effective as they once were. The headphones, by Microlab, w...

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LGBT Union To Organize Strikes If Employers Don't Do Exactly As It Says

Funny story: LGBT Union To Organize Strikes If Employers Don't Do Exactly As It Says

The LGBTU, the union for Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender people, has said that it will organize industrial action if employers from non-LGBTQI backgrounds don't do exactly as the LGBTU commands. And they're not messing about! The LGBTU says it...

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Witnesses Sought After Ruler Snaps

Funny story: Witnesses Sought After Ruler Snaps

A man is appealing for witnesses after an antique ruler was snapped in half at the weekend. The striking 30cm yellow, plastic ruler was emblazoned with the words 'Hull Colour Pages', and was in regular use. Myke Woodson, 55, stole the ruler al...

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Saudi Consulate Open Again On Monday After 'Spring Clean'

Funny story: Saudi Consulate Open Again On Monday After 'Spring Clean'

ISTANBUL: The consulate of Saudi Arabia, closed since the world's press started to ask uncomfortable questions about the murder of dissident journalist, Jamal Khashoggi, will open its doors again on Monday after a 'spring clean'. Business will be...

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Halloween Event At School Was A Flop

Funny story: Halloween Event At School Was A Flop

A Halloween event 'organised' by a school was a spectacular flop, according to one of the people involved. The evening of 31 October is traditionally one of witches, pumpkins, skulls, skeletons, bats, black cats, spiders and ghosts, and that's wha...

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Retired gardener becomes unlikely drill music DJ

Funny story: Retired gardener becomes unlikely drill music DJ

Percy Shears, 77, from Croydon, has become something of a celebrity in his neighbourhood by holding "drill music" parties in his shed. He regularly hosts dozens of teenagers on Saturday nights, and police often visit for fear that they might turn vio...

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Trump And God Agree To Disagree

Funny story: Trump And God Agree To Disagree

Supreme Being and Ruler of the Universe, Donald Trump, met its creator, God, this morning in a lively round of discussions on current events, but, as neither was prepared to give ground on key issues, a stalemate was declared, and they adjourned the...

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Alleged man allegedly arrested for alleged crime

Funny story: Alleged man allegedly arrested for alleged crime

Richard Puttup-Yur Dukes, allegedly an All-Tuna, Pennsylvania, man was allegedly arrested for alleged cruelty to animals after he allegedly punched a police officer in the face. The officer was allegedly responding to a call concerning Dukes's all...

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Trump to issue rakes to the armed forces and National Guard

Funny story: Trump to issue rakes to the armed forces and National Guard

President Donald Trump this afternoon used his position as Commander-in-Chief to order the issue of 3 million rakes to all US service personnel, including the National Guard. Trump explained "I was talking last week to the Queen of Australia, Ange...

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President Trump To Transition To A Woman

Funny story: President Trump To Transition To A Woman

Donald J. Trump, leader of the free world, announced today that he would undergo surgery to remove his naughty bits and replace them with kinder gentler naughty bits, those of a broad! The president was quoted as saying, "This whole Me Too movemen...

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Writer Reflects On The Meaning Of The Word 'Insignificant'

Funny story: Writer Reflects On The Meaning Of The Word 'Insignificant'

A writer under attack about her choice of subject matter on the satirical news website TheSpoof.com, has revealed she spent 'a long time' yesterday reflecting on the meaning of the word 'insignificant'. The woman, who only spoke to me on condition...

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Second Migrant Caravan Has Formed In Mexico

Funny story: Second Migrant Caravan Has Formed In Mexico

US security reports from sources based inside Mexico have, Friday evening, confirmed that a second migrant caravan has formed inside the country, and is making its way north towards the border. Details are, thus far, sketchy, but first impressions...

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Petophilia: Jake The Primate Marries Zoo Handler In Church Ceremony

Funny story: Petophilia: Jake The Primate Marries Zoo Handler In Church Ceremony

BILLINGSGATE POST: Primate and gay lover say, "I do." In a rare confluence of legal issues that point out the problems that ensue when there is a conflict with the laws of nature and the laws of man, the ACLU and the Lambda Legal Defense have agreed...

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Scientific Community Makes One Last Attempt to Cure Trump

Funny story: Scientific Community Makes One Last Attempt to Cure Trump

Science Town, USA Scientists gathered together today, a much smaller crew than the ones who originally gathered a year and 8 months ago met and discussed ways to cure narcissism. "If anything, he's gotten worse. He actually thinks his kids, especi...

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