There were 257 spoof news stories published in November 2018. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Mickey Mouse Is 90 Years Old!

Funny story: Mickey Mouse Is 90 Years Old!

And there's a big party in the works. All the main Disney characters will be there, including Goofy and Pluto. Lawrence Welk, Mickey's favorite bandleader, has gotten a one-evening earthpass to return from the dead and provide his champagne mu...

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The Spoof's Black Friday Deal Faces Customer Backlash

Funny story: The Spoof's Black Friday Deal Faces Customer Backlash

Customers caused uproar when The Spoof's Black Friday bargain buy turned out not to be a bargain after all. On a first come first served basis from midnight on Friday, The Spoof's offer of a free subscription to the first million customers was soon b...

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Entire programming team at MacroHard blow their legs clean off

Funny story: Entire programming team at MacroHard blow their legs clean off

Hospitals of Washington State - Dr. Lee G. Bender of Washuck Hospital spoke to reporters after all hospitals in Washington were suddenly filled with programmers that had blown off their legs. “MacroHard called for emergency assistance about 11:00...

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Vaping Soon To Be A Thing Of The Past

Funny story: Vaping Soon To Be A Thing Of The Past

Vaping - the practice of 'electronic smoking' - is shortly to be a 'thing of the past', according to researchers at a company in Dublin. Electronic vapers are viewed by many people as disgusting devices through which 'flavored vapor' is sucked int...

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Fans react to disparaging remarks about Stan Lee: "It's clobbering time!"

Funny story: Fans react to disparaging remarks about Stan Lee: "It's clobbering time!"

Has-been transgender "celebrity" Bill Mayor recently tried to change careers, trading in (some would say trading on) his dubious career as a “comedienne” by becoming a literary critic. After disparaging television comedy as “fit only for kids and...

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It's Good News Week! Jaggedone launches non-fake (bullshit) internet radio station!

Funny story: It's Good News Week! Jaggedone launches non-fake (bullshit) internet radio station!

Infamous, global prankster, genius, and spreader of 'good news' not 'fake news', Jaggedone, has just launched his latest adventure on internet radio (that's fake BTW) called; 'It's Good News Week!! Sick to death of all the bad news, and nearly on...

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Scientists announce first underwearable smartass phone

Funny story: Scientists announce first underwearable smartass phone

San Francisco, CA (UPU) Scientists here have modeled the first smartass phone. Butt dialing has reached a new level as demonstrated by models walking the catwalk here, wearing nothing but the totally flexible phone screens covering strategic body...

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NASA InSight Probe Finds Mars Is Made Of Chocolate

Funny story: NASA InSight Probe Finds Mars Is Made Of Chocolate

The US space agency, NASA, has released the unexpected and astonishing results of a probe sent to Mars at the end of last year to collect samples of the planet's inner crust - Mars is made of chocolate! The InSight probe drilled through the Red Pl...

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Roddy McDowall Was A Chimp

Funny story: Roddy McDowall Was A Chimp

Secret US military medical files revealed to the public this week under the Freedom of Information Act, show that the being known to humans as actor 'Roddy McDowall' was nothing more than an oversized chimpanzee. The actor passed away in 1998, and...

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Scientific Community Makes One Last Attempt to Cure Trump

Funny story: Scientific Community Makes One Last Attempt to Cure Trump

Science Town, USA Scientists gathered together today, a much smaller crew than the ones who originally gathered a year and 8 months ago met and discussed ways to cure narcissism. "If anything, he's gotten worse. He actually thinks his kids, especi...

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Man Invents Breakthrough Contraption That Assist Old People Who Are Always Forgetting Shit

Funny story: Man Invents Breakthrough Contraption That Assist Old People Who Are Always Forgetting Shit

Omaha, Nebraska - A lifelong resident here, has created a breakthrough invention for aging adults with memory troubles. Philip Myers, 63, claims The Invention will change people's lives. "It happens to all of us old folks," states Myers. "We're si...

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Rapper Forgot Words To Song, So Just Kept Improvising With Ever More Tenuous Rhymes

Funny story: Rapper Forgot Words To Song, So Just Kept Improvising With Ever More Tenuous Rhymes

A top US rap artist has won dozens of new fans, after he rescued himself from a potentially career-ending embarrassment during a live internet concert, when he forgot his words. The rapper, Grizzly Muthafucka (not real name), was onstage in Los An...

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Trump to Print More Money to Pay Off the National Debt

Funny story: Trump to Print More Money to Pay Off the National Debt

Mar-A-Lago, Florida Upon hearing that his tax cut bill has added another trillion dollars to the national debt, President Trump called a press conference to address the National Debt. "The Fake News outlets are all complaining and lying about me i...

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World Population Falling Due To LGBT Tolerance

Funny story: World Population Falling Due To LGBT Tolerance

The population of the world - known as the 'World Population' - is set to decrease rapidly in the future, due, not to environmental issues, disease, potential pandemics, drought or famine, but to the bland acceptance of issues concerning human sexual...

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Tiger Woods And Phil Mickelson To Dine Together On Thanksgiving

Funny story: Tiger Woods And Phil Mickelson To Dine Together On Thanksgiving

Tiger Woods and 'Big' Phil Mickelson are to put their golfing differences on hold, and will spend Thanksgiving together next Thursday, during a televised 'intimate dinner for two'. The pair, who, on Friday, 23 November, will tee off in the eagerly...

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Wolfe: no longer WHCA's comedienne in sheep's clothing

Funny story: Wolfe: no longer WHCA's comedienne in sheep's clothing

D-list has-been “comedienne” Michelle Wolfe, who was born, some say, in Hershey Highway, Pennsylvania, in a back alley between a brothel and a homeless campsite, is incensed (or “pissed,” as she says) that the White House Correspondents Association (...

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Jeff Rohrer To Marry A Person With A Penis

Funny story: Jeff Rohrer To Marry A Person With A Penis

The former Dallas Cowboys linebacker, Jeff Rohrer, has spoken out after becoming the first NFL player, past or present, to get married to a human with a cock. Rohrer, who played for the Cowboys alongside such tough guys as Tony Dorsett, Ed 'Too Ta...

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Man Tells Wife He Has No Idea Why Amazon Sent Giant Black Item To Him

Funny story: Man Tells Wife He Has No Idea Why Amazon Sent Giant Black Item To Him

We have all, at some time or other in our lives, received mail that was intended for someone else, and that's what one man told his wife yesterday, when a parcel from internet mail order company, Amazon, was delivered to his Los Angeles home, contain...

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Man Tries To Improve His German Language Skills By Watching 'Kolberg' (1945)

Funny story: Man Tries To Improve His German Language Skills By Watching 'Kolberg' (1945)

A man who wanted to improve his rudimentary German language skills, has told how he watched a 1945 World War II propaganda film in order to do so. Myke Woodson, 55, was left with 'nothing to do' during a four-hour break at the school where he work...

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Tiger Woods v. Phil Mickelson Weigh-in As It Happened

Funny story: Tiger Woods v. Phil Mickelson Weigh-in As It Happened

Tiger Woods and Phil Mickelson created a sensation yesterday as they attended the weigh-in for their November 23 match that has been dubbed 'The Match'. As the two stood eye-to-eye, stripped bare to the waist, the atmosphere was so thick with tens...

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The Word Queen Elizabeth Hates

Funny story: The Word Queen Elizabeth Hates

It has been revealed, by secret palace sources, that Queen Elizabeth II dislikes the word, shhhhh: pregnant. Not actually being pregnant, but just the word pregnant. The Queen has been pregnant four times. Her four children have been pregnant eig...

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Chocolate bar lands on Mars!

Funny story: Chocolate bar lands on Mars!

After months of travelling through outer space, propelled in a can of high-energy, red Bull-shit, a chocolate bar in a red tin-can, has landed successfully on planet Mars! Martians, with no ears, approaching the strange object having not seen 200...

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Dallas Cowboys To Erect A Jeff Rohrer Statue Outside The AT&T Stadium

Funny story: Dallas Cowboys To Erect A Jeff Rohrer Statue Outside The AT&T Stadium

Reacting to the surprising news that one of their former players, Jeff Rohrer, is to marry a man, the Dallas Cowboys have signalled their support for him by revealing plans that they are to erect a statue of the former linebacker outside their AT&...

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Spoof Classifieds- Position Available, Climate Science Editor for Right Wing Blog Site

New York - A conservative blog site has an immediate opening for the staff position of Climate Science Editor, or as we internally refer to it, Anti-Climate Science Editor. The successful applicant will have responsibility to manage our site's eff...

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Man Receives Death Threat Over Narcissistic Material

Funny story: Man Receives Death Threat Over Narcissistic Material

A man who was accused of being overly-narcissistic on a satirical news website, has received death threats threatening him with death, I can reveal. Myke Woodson, 55, said he had also been accused not only of being overly-narcissistic, but overtly...

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Sinéad O'Connor New Album A Cry For Help?

Funny story: Sinéad O'Connor New Album A Cry For Help?

Irish singist, Sinéad O'Connor, last released an album in 2014, and has been busy being controversial since then. Now, however, she resurfaces in her own inimitable style with her newest offering, 'Buy Me - PLEASE!' O'Connor has never been a 'happ...

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Scientists: Human ancestors and a guy named Dennis "mate with anything vaguely human"

In the past ten years, a successful attempt to sequence the genome of Neanderthals revealed that most modern humans carry 2-4% Neanderthal DNA, indicating our human ancestors bred with their ancient cousins. Further scientific research into a fin...

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Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Vow To Protect Border

Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Vow To Protect Border

As the seven migrant caravans move ever closer to the US/Mexico border, President Donald Trump received a major boost earlier today, when the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders vowed to 'stand their ground' in the faces of the invaders, and to dance to the...

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Bing uses "underhanded" ruse to gain user traffic

Funny story: Bing uses "underhanded" ruse to gain user traffic

Desperate for any responses from the public that could indicate interactive participation, Bing has initiated an underhanded “fake news” feature, calling it, in wee letters the size of which makes them nearly impossible to read, “This Day,” followed...

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Spoof Boss To Introduce New Rules About Site Usage

Funny story: Spoof Boss To Introduce New Rules About Site Usage

The owner of a satirical news website has reacted to criticism of some of the writers on his site by bringing in new legislation to curb their fun. Mark Lowton, boss of TheSpoof.com, answered complaints from some readers yesterday about the legiti...

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Patriots Award Naming Rights to Amazon

Funny story: Patriots Award Naming Rights to Amazon

Boston, Ma - The New England Patriots have awarded team naming rights to Amazon.com. The team formerly known as the Pats will now be called the Amazons. All players are required to take on Amazon as their last name. Quarterback Tom Amazon initial...

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Wetherspoons Share Price Tumbles as Balham Pub Closes. Brexit "Not to Blame"

Funny story: Wetherspoons Share Price Tumbles as Balham Pub Closes. Brexit "Not to Blame"

Trading in shares of old gits' pub chain JD Wetherspoons was suspended today after their value crashed on news that one of its flagship pubs The Moon Under Water in the London borough of Balham had been closed without notice. Although it was named...

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Buffalo Bills Fans Put Their Poor Season Down To Various Factors

Funny story: Buffalo Bills Fans Put Their Poor Season Down To Various Factors

The Buffalo Bills, the team that came to dominate the AFC East during the 1990s, culminating in four straight Superbowl appearances - all of them defeats - have become a shadow of their former selves, and everyone has differing opinions on why that i...

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Bautista bugged by namesake

Funny story: Bautista bugged by namesake

It seems safe (at first) to assume that entomologist Boob Anders is not a Jose Bautista fan. The scientist, who works for the Canadian Museum Au Naturel, gave the former Toronto Blue Jays star a dubious honor, the “distinction” of naming a bug after...

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Extraterrestrial object Oumuamua turns out to be a giant sex-aid

Funny story: Extraterrestrial object Oumuamua turns out to be a giant sex-aid

Scientists from NASA have been surprised to discover more details about the nature of an unusual extraterrestrial object which recently flew through the solar system. Oumuamua, a very long and girthy asteroid, travelled around the Sun in 2018 and fle...

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White people celebrate news Sinead O'Connor no longer wants to spend time with them

White people around the world are rejoicing at news Sinead O’Connor has decided she no longer wants “to spend time with white people again...Not for one moment, for any reason.” “Hooray, our long global nightmare is over!” shouted one ecstatic w...

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Mohammed bin Salman Is A Compulsive Liar, Says CIA

Funny story: Mohammed bin Salman Is A Compulsive Liar, Says CIA

CIA officials working on the murder of the Saudi Arabian dissident journalist, Jamal Khashoggi, have said that the slaying was organised by the Saudi Crown Prince, Mohammed bin Salman, and that his attempts to cover this up amounts to lying. The C...

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Belfast Marathon Sprint Finish Ruined As Runner Slips On Dog Shit

Funny story: Belfast Marathon Sprint Finish Ruined As Runner Slips On Dog Shit

There was real drama in the finishing stretch in the Belfast Marathon today, when, coming into the final 100 yards of the race, three men still in contention entered into a neck-and-neck sprint finish, only for one of them to bow out 10 yards from th...

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Bucks v. Suns Basketball Game Was Enthralling For Spectators

Funny story: Bucks v. Suns Basketball Game Was Enthralling For Spectators

Spectators at the basketball game between the Milwaukee Bucks and the Phoenix Suns had a right old rollicking time yesterday, with players on both teams wearing cool-looking vests and baggy shorts, and displaying superb skill and ability in the art o...

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Trump Has Been President For 666 Days Today - Symbolic?

Funny story: Trump Has Been President For 666 Days Today - Symbolic?

US President, Donald J. Trump, has been in the job 666 days today, 16 November, having taken office on 20 January 2017, and has been busy living up to his 'devilish' reputation by hinting that Robert Mueller, in charge of the 'Russia investigation',...

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Trump And God Agree To Disagree

Funny story: Trump And God Agree To Disagree

Supreme Being and Ruler of the Universe, Donald Trump, met its creator, God, this morning in a lively round of discussions on current events, but, as neither was prepared to give ground on key issues, a stalemate was declared, and they adjourned the...

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Face Transplant Goes Wrong, And Woman Ends Up Looking Like Bill Cosby

Funny story: Face Transplant Goes Wrong, And Woman Ends Up Looking Like Bill Cosby

A doctor in California has been severely criticised after a face transplant operation he performed went completely tits-up, and left the patient wishing she had never bothered. Cameron Feylyer, 26, one of life's losers, tried to take her own life...

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Man reads YouTube comments

Geoff Oldman, 65, of Minneapolis, was shocked today after reading the comments below a video on YouTube. The pensioner did not have a lot of experience with the internet, but had been sent a link to a video clip of a cat. After finding himself on...

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Bill Cosby's New Prison Reality Show

Funny story: Bill Cosby's New Prison Reality Show

Convicted rapist, Bill Cosby, is to appear in a brand new reality show, taking place in the prison he is residing in. Some of the various episodes include: 1. Bill's convict friends surround him, and make him do Fat Albert routines for an hour str...

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Brexit Couple To Divorce

Funny story: Brexit Couple To Divorce

The government's inability to come up with a firm plan for Brexit, and the uncertainty for the future this has brought, are being cited as "contributory factors" in the break-up of a Berkshire couple's marriage. Lee and Ramona Foater have been mar...

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Saudi X-rays Show Khashoggi Body Parts Smuggled Out In Hit Team’s Tummies

Funny story: Saudi X-rays Show Khashoggi Body Parts Smuggled Out In Hit Team’s Tummies

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a previously copyrighted story that appeared on these pages, Saudi officials had dismissed the allegation that the team that assassinated Mr. Khashoggi in their Consulate In Turkey disposed of him by dismembering him and then s...

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Anne Hegerty Is The Spitting Image Of The Governess From 'The Chase'

Funny story: Anne Hegerty Is The Spitting Image Of The Governess From 'The Chase'

Viewers of ITV's 'I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here' were jamming the broadcaster's switchboard last night after becoming emotional over the heartwarming performance of a contestant named Anne Hegerty who, unfortunately, said the viewers, was also t...

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The Apprentice Week 206, Record Viewing Figures for The Brothels

Funny story: The Apprentice Week 206, Record Viewing Figures for The Brothels

BBC TV's never ending saga The Apprentice struck TV gold this week when a special late night episode for over 18s beat the viewing figures of its failing flagship show Strictly Come Dancing. The nation was tucked up on the sofa in its pyjamas with ho...

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Latest Chinese health 'tsunami' heading towards the US & UK; pee and bugs!!

Funny story: Latest Chinese health 'tsunami' heading towards the US & UK; pee and bugs!!

Chinese top business managers have involved scientists in the quest to extract even more energy from their billions of workers because the Chinese economy is lurching downwards rapidly! To put a 'sting' in the tail of the work force, scientists ha...

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Bill Cosby is violently attacked in prison

Funny story: Bill Cosby is violently attacked in prison

Federal law enforcement officials believe famed rapist Bill "Huxtable" Cosby was beaten mercilessly in his groin area with a "lock-in-the-sock", in a grisly assault inside his prison cell, multiple law enforcement officials briefed on the case told G...

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Doctor Who "I Still Use Men's Toilets"

Funny story: Doctor Who "I Still Use Men's Toilets"

"I just keep forgetting that I don't have a todger any more," said a despondent Doctor, "and, to be frank, I rather miss my old trouser snake." The new Doctor opened up to our Entertainment Editor, Paxton Quigley, in an exclusive interview. "It...

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Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Will Not Only Kneel, But Will 'Spangle Your Banner'

Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders Will Not Only Kneel, But Will 'Spangle Your Banner'

Reacting to the news that one of the cheerleaders of the San Francisco 49ers had 'taken the knee' during the playing of the national anthem on Thursday, the cheerleading coach of the Dallas Cowboys has said that her girls will match that - and more!...

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US Warships On Way To Sentinel Island To Retrieve The Body Of John Allen Chau

Funny story: US Warships On Way To Sentinel Island To Retrieve The Body Of John Allen Chau

US President, Donald Trump, has told a press conference at the White House that the murder of the American citizen, John Allen Chau, by North Sentinel islanders was "unacceptable", and that his body should be handed over immediately if the savages do...

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Secret audio on White House bed post alarms staff and brings in Bob Woodward

Funny story: Secret audio on White House bed post alarms staff and brings in Bob Woodward

Breaking: Discovery of a secret audio listening post in the Trump master bedroom at The White House has brought suspicion Mr. Erdogan, President of Turkey, may be behind the scheme. The FBI is investigating, and The Washington Post’s classic newsh...

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California Fires Are God's Retribution - Trump

Funny story: California Fires Are God's Retribution - Trump

The wildfires that have raged through California are merely God's retribution, says US President, Donald Trump, in his regular morning tweet. The president said that, although any loss of life is, indeed, a cause for sadness, the choices people ma...

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TV Review: It's Organised Crime Week On The Apprentice!

Funny story: TV Review: It's Organised Crime Week On The Apprentice!

At the start of this week's episode, Laird Shergar addressed the remaining candidates from the back of Derek Trotter's van: "It's an unknown fact that 25 Squillion quid is lost each year to the black economy," explained Lady Shagger. "These crimin...

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Man's Worst Fears Confirmed

Funny story: Man's Worst Fears Confirmed

A man who had spent several decades constantly worrying about his future, had his very worst fears confirmed at the beginning of this week, when he finally dropped dead. Stanley Mann, 107, was in perfectly good health for a man of his age, took re...

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Police Apologise for "Upsetting" Description of Man's Genitals

Funny story: Police Apologise for "Upsetting" Description of Man's Genitals

North Yorkshire Police have apologised for providing "too much detail" in a description of a man who performed a sex act in front of a woman in York. The force had said it was looking for a "fat, naked man" and described his sexual organs explicitly...

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Alleged man allegedly arrested for alleged crime

Funny story: Alleged man allegedly arrested for alleged crime

Richard Puttup-Yur Dukes, allegedly an All-Tuna, Pennsylvania, man was allegedly arrested for alleged cruelty to animals after he allegedly punched a police officer in the face. The officer was allegedly responding to a call concerning Dukes's all...

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Al Nino of Smallville, California, Quits Facebook as Ocean Temperatures Rise

Funny story: Al Nino of Smallville, California, Quits Facebook as Ocean Temperatures Rise

"Not again" said California resident, Mr Al Nino, today as he deleted his Facebook and Twitter accounts and cut off his phone and internet access. "I've had enough of this shit and I'm going into hiding." Mr Nino's anxiety is due to the news from...

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Local Man Subtly Gets The Impression That His Date Has "Been Around"

Funny story: Local Man Subtly Gets The Impression That His Date Has "Been Around"

Wisconsin. Timothy Harbor, 38, felt lonely a few weekends ago and decided to join a dating site. Although he has a comfortable job, a nice home, and basically nothing to worry about in life, Timothy felt that something was missing. "I got my...

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Trump Missed WW1 Memorial Service "To Request Asylum"

Funny story: Trump Missed WW1 Memorial Service "To Request Asylum"

The White House has been forced to deny that US "President" Donald Trump was visiting Paris' Russian embassy in an attempt to gain political asylum when he missed a World War One memorial event on Saturday. His non-appearance has led to a critical ba...

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White House Security Breach As Jamal Khashoggi's Ghost Calls To See President Trump

Funny story: White House Security Breach As Jamal Khashoggi's Ghost Calls To See President Trump

Feathers were ruffled, and presidential security officers were on full alert this morning, after an apparition much resembling the forlorn figure of murdered Saudi Arabian dissident journalist, Jamal Khashoggi, was seen lumbering along corridors at t...

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Sinéad O'Connor Rejected By Islam

Funny story: Sinéad O'Connor Rejected By Islam

Sinéad O'Connor, the controversial and attention-seeking Irish singer, who has converted to Islam, and said that she no longer wants to live amongst white people 'as long as she lives', has been told to go and fuck herself by Muslims. O'Connor -...

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Celebs Go Dating Review

Funny story: Celebs Go Dating Review

Excitement as the latest series of Celebs Go Dating reaches its climax! The show, where famous 'celebrities' have to use the properties of radioactive isotope Carbon-14 to correctly predict the age of prehistoric artefacts, is entering its final week...

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Trump Ready To Forgive Mohammed bin Salman In Confession

Funny story: Trump Ready To Forgive Mohammed bin Salman In Confession

US President, Donald Trump, says he is ready to offer forgiveness to Saudi Crown Prince, Mohammed bin Salman,the man who ordered the brutal, vicious and murderous slaying of the Washington Post contributor, Saudi Arabian dissident, Jamal Khashoggi, i...

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Mohammed Bin Salman dream recovered and routed to the FBI

Funny story: Mohammed Bin Salman dream recovered and routed to the FBI

Mr. Bin Salman’s dream was recovered via Google’s new app DreemSeen2.0—available only to those who can afford it, as with himself. The app downloads to expensive phones, requiring a plug-into-earhole function when sleeping. A surgically impla...

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LGBT Union To Organize Strikes If Employers Don't Do Exactly As It Says

Funny story: LGBT Union To Organize Strikes If Employers Don't Do Exactly As It Says

The LGBTU, the union for Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender people, has said that it will organize industrial action if employers from non-LGBTQI backgrounds don't do exactly as the LGBTU commands. And they're not messing about! The LGBTU says it...

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Elephant in the room sighs and relieves itself over wide expanses in the news studio

Funny story: Elephant in the room sighs and relieves itself over wide expanses in the news studio

Mr. Trump’s Tuesday morning response on the murder of Jamal Khashoggi has led to a special interview in Downtown Brown Studios, key rival to CNN. Downtown Brown’s news anchor Sterling Ballsworthy immediately confirmed the President’s position that...

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Death Threat Would Never Have Been Carried Out, Says Man Who Sent Himself A Death Threat

Funny story: Death Threat Would Never Have Been Carried Out, Says Man Who Sent Himself A Death Threat

A man who sent himself a death threat has told police he never meant to carry it out. The man, Myke Himself, 55, said that the threat was just a prank. Himself said he sent the death threat to himself "as a laugh", and that it was not meant to...

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Eugenie Bouchard at Pecker Island forgot her tennis racket

Funny story: Eugenie Bouchard at Pecker Island forgot her tennis racket

Renowned blond tennis star, Eugenie Bouchard, is completely enjoying the sun and breezes at Richard Branson’s Necker Island. Currently underway, there is what is known as “the world’s sexiest tennis tournament.” On her second day on the island,...

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Man Ate Dead Fly, Thinking It Was A Raisin

Funny story: Man Ate Dead Fly, Thinking It Was A Raisin

A man from Hull has revealed how he made a glaring error, and ate a fly one morning with his breakfast, thinking it was a raisin on his Fruit 'n' Fibre. Myke Woodson, 55, had purchased the 750g box of breakfast cereal from the 24-hour Tesco supers...

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Trump Revokes White House Press Credentials Of The Spoof

Funny story: Trump Revokes White House Press Credentials Of The Spoof

The Spoof, the satirical news website that has consistently dragged the name and reputation of US President, Donald Trump, through the mud, has now suffered the same fate as CNN reporter, Jim Acosta, and had its White House press credentials revoked,...

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Serena Williams Went Way Too Far With Umpire

Funny story: Serena Williams Went Way Too Far With Umpire

Tennis star, Serena Williams, has been adjudged to have 'gone too far" by another tennis star, Roger Federer, over her outrageous behaviour in her recent match against yet another tennis star, this time the sexy up-and-coming Japanese chick, Naomi Os...

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Brexit Agreement Reached!

Funny story: Brexit Agreement Reached!

In a stunning turnaround, and against all the odds, the EU and the UK government put aside their previous differences on the Brexit deal, and finally reached an agreement to suit both sides: they agreed to disagree. The two factions, who had previ...

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Trump to issue rakes to the armed forces and National Guard

Funny story: Trump to issue rakes to the armed forces and National Guard

President Donald Trump this afternoon used his position as Commander-in-Chief to order the issue of 3 million rakes to all US service personnel, including the National Guard. Trump explained "I was talking last week to the Queen of Australia, Ange...

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Second Migrant Caravan Has Formed In Mexico

Funny story: Second Migrant Caravan Has Formed In Mexico

US security reports from sources based inside Mexico have, Friday evening, confirmed that a second migrant caravan has formed inside the country, and is making its way north towards the border. Details are, thus far, sketchy, but first impressions...

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Plot To Khashoggi CNN’s Jim Acosta Disrupted By Slim Everdingle And Dirty Trick

Funny story: Plot To Khashoggi CNN’s Jim Acosta Disrupted By Slim Everdingle And Dirty Trick

BILLINGSGATE POST: What could go wrong? Fifteen Saudis, inconspicuously dressed in white dishdashas and sporting keffiyehs, disembarked from a private jet which flew in and landed under the radar at a little used landing strip on the Eastern Shore...

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Melania Trump Stages Successful Coup, Now Head of United States

Funny story: Melania Trump Stages Successful Coup, Now Head of United States

Washington, DC In an unfolding story, it appears that Melania Trump, who had recently been flexing her wings, spending hundreds of thousands of dollars on clothes and hotel rooms, and demanding firings and reprimands, has staged a successful coup.

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Thanksgiving Day - But When?

Funny story: Thanksgiving Day - But When?

Thanksgiving Day, that special day of the year, set aside to celebrate and give thanks for the harvest and all things Natural - but when is it? "Why, it's the fourth Thursday in November!" all Americans will be screaming - but it's not as simple a...

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Man Saw Woman With Legs Hairier Than His Own

Funny story: Man Saw Woman With Legs Hairier Than His Own

There has probably been a time in everyone's life when we've been unfortunate enough to have seen a woman with hairy legs, but nothing in one man's experience had prepared him for the sight he beheld whilst traveling on public transport in Hull recen...

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CNN To Give Jim Acosta A Pay Rise

Funny story: CNN To Give Jim Acosta A Pay Rise

CNN, the television news company that employs Jim Acosta, the man who had his White House reporting credentials revoked after a press conference controversy with US President, Donald Trump, have awarded their reporter a pay rise, for asking the right...

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White House mulls celebrity swaps to honor global justice and dispel lingering odors

Funny story: White House mulls celebrity swaps to honor global justice and dispel lingering odors

Mr. Trump and his staff are considering ways to bolster support toward re-election in 2020, following significant re-evaluation of the nation’s midterms. Despite Mr. Trump’s earlier claims of “victory,” increased ballot count shows continued Democ...

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"Brexit Dividend" Souvenir Shops To Open in Channel Ports - A Spoof Exclusive

Funny story: "Brexit Dividend" Souvenir Shops To Open in Channel Ports - A Spoof Exclusive

Secret plans have been seen by The Spoof which show how Brexit cheerleaders are planning to make vast profits from Brexit while ordinary British citizens will suffer the consequences. An offshore company by the name of Brexshit Haha based in the B...

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Saudi Agent Who Killed Jamal Khashoggi Identified

Funny story: Saudi Agent Who Killed Jamal Khashoggi Identified

The murderer of Saudi Arabian dissident journalist, Jamal Khashoggi, whose death was ordered by the Saudi crown prince, Mohammad bin Salman, has been identified, to the relief of all concerned. The man, Ashraf al-Pigsmightfly, is a Saudi intellige...

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Heat Waves are Caused by Mismanagement of Sun, Confirms White House

Funny story: Heat Waves are Caused by Mismanagement of Sun, Confirms White House

After solving the mystery of why forest fires happen, the US administration has yet to share its views on the causes of heat waves. The statement hasn’t been issued yet, but we wanted to hear what the officials had to say. An anonymous employee of...

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Dick Pics Are Harmless, Says Former Model

Funny story: Dick Pics Are Harmless, Says Former Model

A writer and former model has said that the new craze of 'Dick pics' that has taken social media by storm, is completely harmless, and that people shouldn't be "so sensitive". Stina Saucers said that she receives "four or five" every day, and that...

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President Trump To Transition To A Woman

Funny story: President Trump To Transition To A Woman

Donald J. Trump, leader of the free world, announced today that he would undergo surgery to remove his naughty bits and replace them with kinder gentler naughty bits, those of a broad! The president was quoted as saying, "This whole Me Too movemen...

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Instances of married men having a stroke in bed is on the rise

Funny story: Instances of married men having a stroke in bed is on the rise

Research showing a worrying rise in married 35-50 year old males has been published by members of a leading medical council. During the first 6 months of this year, there was a 20% increase in reports of men having had a stroke in bed, especially...

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Wisconsin Resident Pooped and Peed in His Pants After Watching the 2016 Remake of "The Blair Witch Project"

Funny story: Wisconsin Resident Pooped and Peed in His Pants After Watching the 2016 Remake of "The Blair Witch Project"

Crawford County. Thomas Bradley (and not Wesley Janson, who is extremely strong and brave), pooped and peed in his pants last Sunday after watching the 2016 remake of The Blair Witch Project. Because he has no girlfriend, Thomas Bradley (and not...

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Terrified Saudi Prosecutor says Jamal Khashoggi Murder "Was Ordered by Agent, Not Crown Prince After All...Honest"

Funny story: Terrified Saudi Prosecutor says Jamal Khashoggi Murder "Was Ordered by Agent, Not Crown Prince After All...Honest"

In what he claimed is "definitely not a whitewash" Saudi Arabia's public prosecutor has concluded that an intelligence officer ordered Jamal Khashoggi's murder, not Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman despite all the evidence to the contrary in his poss...

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Movie-Quoting Dumbass Who Stood Precariously On Railing Of Cruise Ship No Longer King of the Wo- Woah! Aaaaaaaaah!

Funny story: Movie-Quoting Dumbass Who Stood Precariously On Railing Of Cruise Ship No Longer King of the Wo- Woah! Aaaaaaaaah!

10 miles west of the Florida Keys- A cliché- and movie-quoting dumbass, who thought he was being really original by re-enacting a famous scene from the movie Titanic, ceased to be king of the world on Friday, when he slipped from the railing of the C...

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Shocking World Series Tale: Baseball Emulates Politics

Dodger Stadium. Special to Spoof. You probably missed it if you watched last month's World Series. On several occasions, the first base umpire went to the bag with an electronic device, sweeping it over and around the bag repeatedly. It was all done...

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Turks, Kurds and Whey, Weigh, Way

Istanbul, Turkey. Special to The Spoof. Turkey's president Recep Tayyip Erdogan today said he would read a peace proposal submitted by the Kurds and weigh the consequences of a summit with their leader, Abdullah Ocalan. "But which Kurds does this...

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Bolton to be shot out of a cannon over the Middle East

Funny story: Bolton to be shot out of a cannon over the Middle East

According to inside analysts, Mr. John Bolton, National Security Advisor, is steadily advancing toward November, 2024. “If there’s one thing we do like it’s a good war,” is commonly expressed by Mr. Bolton and his group at barbecues and gab sessio...

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Football Gossip: Mourinho Warning, Motherwell "Bawbag", Sol Campbell, (Kan)Ye West vs Frank Skinner

Funny story: Football Gossip: Mourinho Warning, Motherwell "Bawbag", Sol Campbell, (Kan)Ye West vs Frank Skinner

Before their Champions League match against Young Boys, so-called Manchester United manager, Jose Mourinho, warned his players "if you can't cope with playing at Old Trafford, then go home and watch the match on TV, just like me". BBC Sport has re...

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Trump pardons turkey. Lifts sanctions on Ankara.

Funny story: Trump pardons turkey. Lifts sanctions on Ankara.

The video of from President Trump forgiving one well-fed turkey on the White House lawns went viral. Trump marked the occasion with a speech saying that forgiving turkeys would make America great. The recipients of the Great Presidential Pardon were...

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2018 Version of Lindsey Graham in Office Shouting Match with 2016 Graham, According to Staff

Funny story: 2018 Version of Lindsey Graham in Office Shouting Match with 2016 Graham, According to Staff

Washington - According to sources, workers at Lindsey Graham's senate offices have been alarmed by recent heated arguments between the 2016 "southern gentleman" version of Lindsey Graham and the current loud, obnoxious Trumpist version of the South C...

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Air Force One Forced To Turn Back When It's Realized There's Nowhere To Land On North Sentinel

Funny story: Air Force One Forced To Turn Back When It's Realized There's Nowhere To Land On North Sentinel

President Donald Trump was made to suffer further embarrassment this afternoon when, having taken to Airforce One, and flown to within 3 miles of North Sentinel, the flight had to turn back, when it was discovered the island had no international airp...

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Sinéad O'Connor Has Grown A Muslim Beard

Funny story: Sinéad O'Connor Has Grown A Muslim Beard

Sinéad O'Connor, the Irish singer who recently renounced everything about herself, and then converted to Islam, has grown a Muslim-style beard. Beards amongst Muslim men are requisite, defining 'manliness', and are seen as imitating Muhammad, but...

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