Mar-A-Lago, Florida Upon hearing that his tax cut bill has added another trillion dollars to the national debt, President Trump called a press conference to address the National Debt.
"The Fake News outlets are all complaining and lying about me increasing the national debt. Unknown to them, however, my Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin (the guy who likes to take pictures with the money), and I have already worked out a plan to not only pay a trillion dollars of debt, but to pay for all the debt Obama and Crooked Hillary ran up! Although the fake news will tell you it was the Republicans during the Iraq and Afghani Wars that ran it up but we know it had to be the Democrats!" spoke Trump.
"But now it is time for us to reveal the plan--we are going to run the government printing presses nonstop and print ENOUGH NEW MONEY TO COVER THE NATIONAL DEBT!! Yes, I know I'm a genius to think of this. Just watch though, the Fake News Media will downplay it. They NEVER give me the credit I'm due!!! WAH! WAH! WAH!" screamed Trump.