Boston, Ma - The New England Patriots have awarded team naming rights to Amazon.com. The team formerly known as the Pats will now be called the Amazons. All players are required to take on Amazon as their last name.
Quarterback Tom Amazon initially resisted. "But then Belichick told me my share," said Amazon, "and look folks, call me anything you want, I'm good."
Other football teams plan to follow suit.
For example, the Pittsburg Steelers plan to change their name to the Ubers, the Dallas Cowboys will be known as the Dallas Apples, and the Tennessee Titans will be named the Heinies, taking on the brand name for Heineken.
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