Spoof Classifieds- Position Available, Climate Science Editor for Right Wing Blog Site

Funny story written by Jaki Treehorn

Tuesday, 27 November 2018

New York - A conservative blog site has an immediate opening for the staff position of Climate Science Editor, or as we internally refer to it, Anti-Climate Science Editor.

The successful applicant will have responsibility to manage our site's efforts to discredit, destroy and render to the garbage bin of history, the liberal globalist conspiracy of human-caused global warming, a hoax perpetrated by over 97% of professional Climate Scientists.

We seek an applicant with 3+ years of experience with a similar respected publication or blog site, such as Wall Street Journal, Fox News, Daily Wire, Breitbart, Infowars, National Enquirer or Mad Magazine.

An advanced degree in Climate Science or Meteorology is preferred, but an undergraduate degree in a similar discipline would be acceptable. Alternative fields of study would be Chemistry, Physics, Physical Education, English Literature, Divinity, Leisure Studies, etc.

The degree should be from an internationally-recognized institution of higher learning in Science and Technology, such as MIT, Cal Tech, Stanford, University of Phoenix, Trump University or Prager U.

Our firm's only requirement for an established publication history of original, peer-reviewed research, is that the applicant have none whatsoever. We only require the ability to poke holes, cast doubt, mislead, confuse and lie to the public about the findings of actual climate researchers.

We offer an attractive compensation package including stipends from independent think tanks such as Heritage Institute, Cato Institute and the Heartland Institute, which recycle money from coal and oil companies, wealthy families such as the Kochs, Mercers and Murdochs, as well as dark money sources, to support our message.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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