Written by Gee Pee

Saturday, 17 November 2018

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Three Little Pigs: "We're glad Dukes is in jail. He threatened to huff and puff and blow our house down!"

Richard Puttup-Yur Dukes, allegedly an All-Tuna, Pennsylvania, man was allegedly arrested for alleged cruelty to animals after he allegedly punched a police officer in the face.

The officer was allegedly responding to a call concerning Dukes's allegedly neglected children.

Allegedly, the officer said, “You want to pick on someone? Pick on somebody your own size.” Allegedly, Dukes obliged, walloping the officer with a solid right cross.

After his alleged arrest for allegedly assaulting the officer, Dukes was allegedly charged with cruelty to animals. For stomping the puppy, Dukes was also allegedly charged with allegedly assaulting an officer of the law.

Allegedly, he is being held on a $75,000 jail bond.

His cellmate, Bubba “Butt Master” Williams, allegedly said, “I'm going to stomp his head.” Bubba didn't care about Dukes smashing the officer's face, he allegedly said, “but I draw the line at pulverizing puppies.”

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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