Written by Al N.

Tuesday, 20 November 2018

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What do you mean it looks like Green Kryptonite?

Science Town, USA Scientists gathered together today, a much smaller crew than the ones who originally gathered a year and 8 months ago met and discussed ways to cure narcissism.

"If anything, he's gotten worse. He actually thinks his kids, especially Ivanka, are all geniuses! He thinks he has caused employment figures to rise and takes credit for any high wave in the economy, while any low wave he blames on Obama," spoke the Chairman of the Committee.

"Ya, but that doesn't mean he's gotten worse. I think the lotion we put in his skin tan lotion is doing something good" spoke another scientist. "I thought he would have self-destructed by now, but he's made it almost to two years!"

"Almost..."

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Topics: Donald Trump




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