There have been 68 spoof news stories published in December 2018. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Settle Custardy Battle

Funny story: Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Settle Custardy Battle

Movie stars Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, whose marriage ended in a split in 2016, have ended their custardy battle in agreement, reports the Spoof. Pitt and Jolie - commonly referred to by fans as 'Brangelina' - have six children aged between 10...

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Pogues Christmas Hit 'Fairytale Of New York' Comes Onto LGBT Radar

Funny story: Pogues Christmas Hit 'Fairytale Of New York' Comes Onto LGBT Radar

Christmas, the time of year when families get together and celebrate, and love and happiness is shared throughout the community, is almost upon us once again, and, to mark this festive season, the LGBT community is demanding that The Pogues song, 'Fa...

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Turner Prize 2018 Dominated By Smartphone Videos

Funny story: Turner Prize 2018 Dominated By Smartphone Videos

The Turner Prize 2018 has gone to Charlotte Prodger, a 44-year-old Scottish lesbian who filmed herself 'coming out' on her iPhone, but the second and third-placed entries were also videos recorded on phones. Second place went to the Hull-born soci...

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Trump Switches, Market Twitches, Goodbye Riches

Wall Street, NYC. The Dow Jones Industrial Averages, which rose dramatically Monday following President Donald Trump's proclamation that the tariff war with China had ended in victory for America, fell precipitously Tuesday when the president seeming...

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Two White Guys, a Black Guy, and a White Girl Debuts Monday Night

Funny story: Two White Guys, a Black Guy, and a White Girl Debuts Monday Night

The NBS network is getting ready to roll out a new sitcom Monday night called "Two White Guys, a Black Guy, and a White Girl." "Two White Guys, a Black Guy, and a White Girl" is about four friends living in the Big City trying to navigate through...

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Boy Sniffed Bicycle Seat

Funny story: Boy Sniffed Bicycle Seat

Several people in the Hull area have made verbal statements to the effect that, back in 1976, they witnessed a schoolboy sniffing a bicycle seat. The incident happened at Sydney Smith High School, Anlaby, near Hull, and was seen by numerous 'frien...

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British publications high on their own intestinal gases blur the news

Funny story: British publications high on their own intestinal gases blur the news

It is a known but largely secret fact that many people enjoy sampling their own intestinal gases when in convenient circumstances. Not surprising, this aspect of humanity has led to academic studies. Professor Federico Schmellini, Harvard Unive...

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President Trump Christmas Album Out Thursday

Funny story: President Trump Christmas Album Out Thursday

US President Donald Trump has, this morning, revealed in a tweet that he is to break into the music industry "with a purpose" by releasing a Christmas album that is available from Thursday. The album features various Trump speeches recorded over t...

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Bill Cosby escapes prison

Funny story: Bill Cosby escapes prison

In the morning, a loud, shrill siren began wailing from the SCI Phoenix prison in Collegeville, Pennsylvania. Few, if any prisoners, had ever before heard this sound in their time at SCI Phoenix. It was the escape siren in the supposedly inescapa...

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Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama kick off 2020 campaign with Shakespeare on Broadway

Funny story: Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama kick off 2020 campaign with Shakespeare on Broadway

Now starring in major roles for Shakespeare’s Anthony and Cleopatra, Ms. Clinton and Mr. Obama have already started in with the 2020 presidential election. The performance is bringing widespread global attention, especially due to several "steamy...

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Last Night's TV: Make Me a Dealer

Funny story: Last Night's TV: Make Me a Dealer

Popular daytime telly favourite, Make Me a Dealer, returns to our screens this week. The show, hosted by amiable host Mart Paulin, pits two aspiring drug dealers against each other. The two contestants, Dwayne Trutter a former football hooligan and D...

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Jamal Khashoggi Officially Forgotten About

Funny story: Jamal Khashoggi Officially Forgotten About

Jamal Khashoggi, the murdered dissident journalist who was so savagely slain in the Saudi Arabian consulate in Istanbul on 2 October, has been officially forgotten about, it can be revealed. Khashoggi, who had only gone to the consulate to get som...

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Heartland Institute Researcher Declares Fifth "New Ice Age" Onset in Last Twenty Years

Funny story: Heartland Institute Researcher Declares Fifth "New Ice Age" Onset in Last Twenty Years

Washington - After studying worldwide temperature data from late 2016 until early 2018, Dr. Sy D. Nial of the Heartland Institute, a think tank funded by Exxon and the Clean Beautiful Coal Institute of America, as well as the Koch, Murdoch and Merce...

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God convinces Einstein to repent his sins!

Funny story: God convinces Einstein to repent his sins!

Einstein, a dedicated atheist, now in heaven, has been forced to review his doubts about The Holy One. In fact, God has demanded that Einstein repent his sins, kiss His feet, and swear that there is a God, otherwise he will be sent 'downstairs'! A...

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G20 Summit Hears That Global Warming Is Good News For Marine Animals

Funny story: G20 Summit Hears That Global Warming Is Good News For Marine Animals

Delegates at the G20 summit in Buenos Aires watched and listened in a hypnotized silence this afternoon, as they were informed by a mystery speaker that, contrary to popular opinion, Global Warming is actually a good thing - for all the creatures tha...

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NASA's Secret Mission to Send Man to Jupiter Failed Miserably

Funny story: NASA's Secret Mission to Send Man to Jupiter Failed Miserably

With NASA's recent success of landing a spacecraft on Mars, administrator Jonathan Briggs felt it was time to confess that NASA had also tried to send a man to the planet Jupiter. Mike Burlington, a science teacher at Bridgeway Elementary Schoo...

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Earth's History Completely Ignored as NASA Seeks to Penetrate Surface of Mars

Funny story: Earth's History Completely Ignored as NASA Seeks to Penetrate Surface of Mars

Mars, an empty planet devoid of life that simply and peacefully maintains its regular orbital pattern within the vast and continually-expanding Universe, may possibly have its surface ruthlessly penetrated within a few years. Reporters recently in...

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Mate Tea Bag Thrown At President Trump At G20 Summit

Funny story: Mate Tea Bag Thrown At President Trump At G20 Summit

There was controversy in Buenos Aires this evening, when delegates leaving the G20 Summit were surprised by a protestor who threw a mate tea bag at US President, Donald Trump, hitting him on the forehead. Police moved in, and a woman was led away...

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Redskins subvert local laws by becoming a federally recognized Native American tribe

The NFL is finding it increasingly difficult to purge itself of domestic abuse perpetrators after the Redskins became a federally recognized Native American tribe under the U.S. Bureau of Indian affairs. The current land designated to the Redskins i...

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NASA Explains InSight Probe And All Other Space Exploration

Funny story: NASA Explains InSight Probe And All Other Space Exploration

NASA officials have defended the space agency's InSight probe to discover the interior structure of Mars, after facing pointed criticism, earlier in the week, that the project was an "astronomical waste of money". The landing on the surface of Ma...

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Trump bromance with Putin hits the skids

Funny story: Trump bromance with Putin hits the skids

In Argentina for the annual G-20 conference, Mr. Trump is reported avoiding Mr. Putin after cancelling any official meeting between them. Analysts probing this response remind that in the 2016 campaign Mr. Trump had been enthusiastic about Mr. Put...

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Nashville Musician Wonders if He Might Be a Little Self-Centered

Funny story: Nashville Musician Wonders if He Might Be a Little Self-Centered

Nashville musician Corndog Kramer, front man for the classification-resistant indie band Existential Insomnia, recently wondered if the adulation and praise lavished upon him by the discerning music aficionados who truly get his stuff, together with...

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Honduran Migrant Caravan Has 'Disappeared'

Funny story: Honduran Migrant Caravan Has 'Disappeared'

The Honduran migrant caravan, which was said to contain at least 7,000 men, women and children heading towards the US/Mexico border, has disappeared. The caravan, which was thought to have many murderers, rapists, robbers and other types of crimin...

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Man Finds £20 Note In Charity Shop Book

Funny story: Man Finds £20 Note In Charity Shop Book

A man who bought a book from a charity shop in Hull, had the surprise of his life when he returned home and examined it, finding a £20 note that its original owner had been using as a bookmark! Moys Kenwood, 55, spotted the copy of the excellent J...

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Sex doll Marianna breaks hearts and declares independence

Funny story: Sex doll Marianna breaks hearts and declares independence

Robotic sex doll designers are moving ahead quickly with products that can think and feel emotions, as well as have sex. However, with increasing sensitivity, as when the dolls are programmed to “see sex as a resource,” they may cheat on their own...

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Grandma stuck in chimney calls 911 from cell phone

At first, they thought it was just another seasonal prank call... they had to check it out anyway...that's how they roll. "We get a lot of calls this time of year from residents that have fallen from their roofs while putting up Christmas lights,...

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Michael Cohen Lying About Not Telling The Truth?

Funny story: Michael Cohen Lying About Not Telling The Truth?

There have been some sensational scenes in US politics this week, with Michael Cohen, the one-time attorney of US president, Donald Trump, freely admitting under questioning that he had previously lied to Congress when he said that Trump had ceased n...

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SNL: Trump Indictees Give New Meaning to Old Songs

Appearing on Saturday Night Live, three former aides to President Donald Trump, all recently indicted by special prosecutor Robert Mueller, gave a funny if not professional performance with a medley of old songs containing very appropriate lyrics, sl...

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Lakers' LeBron James will Return to Cavaliers

Staples Center, Los Angeles. Magic Johnson, head of basketball operations for the Los Angeles Lakers, has reportedly reached a secret deal with the Cleveland Cavaliers sending NBA superstar LeBron James back to Cleveland before the end of the current...

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Funeral Service To Be Held Next Sunday

Funny story: Funeral Service To Be Held Next Sunday

La Crosse, Wisconsin. 56-year-old Charles Sterling died horribly in a Chinese restaurant last Tuesday when he accidentally ate a piece of broccoli. After numerous years of consuming TV dinners, bacon, eggs, cheese curds, steak, deep-fried chick...

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Man's Nose Wouldn't Stop Running

Funny story: Man's Nose Wouldn't Stop Running

An unexpected change in the weather conditions caught one man unawares this week, and the cold he got caused his nose to run all day long, and at the most inconvenient of times. Moys Kenwood, 55, of Tapon, woke on Friday morning with a runny nose...

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Mel Gibson and O.J. Simpson Visit Bill Cosby in Prison

Funny story: Mel Gibson and O.J. Simpson Visit Bill Cosby in Prison

SCI Phoenix, Pennsylvania Mel Gibson and O.J. Simpson have both visited convicted rapist and one-time comedian Bill Cosby. Spoke Gibson, "I have to admit, I never really liked Bill until all this secret drink stuff came up. And then, when I found...

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Trump To Pardon Saudi Arabia’s Crown Prince MBS

Funny story: Trump To Pardon Saudi Arabia’s Crown Prince MBS

White House chief of staff John Kelly and Donald Trump are no longer speaking to one another. It's difficult to evaluate how this can produce a positive outcome toward world peace. Maybe it was for the accumulation of multiple factors or just the...

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University students keeping the world safe from comedy

Students at Columbia University pulled the plug on SNL comedian Nimesh Patel in the middle of his set, after organizers deemed his jokes racist and homophobic. The comedian reportedly joked about a gay, black man he knew, saying that being gay canno...

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Uncle Sam is Nutmeg’s $$$$ Party Pooper

Funny story: Uncle Sam is Nutmeg’s $$$$ Party Pooper

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Enforcers at the IRS foreign scams division have whacked Harry’s self-styled Princess Nutmeg with a $25m tax bill following a valuation of freebies milked from the British state. The move means the US Z-Lister actress...

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French Rioters Try To Pull Eiffel Tower Down

Funny story: French Rioters Try To Pull Eiffel Tower Down

The Eiffel Tower, the symbol of Paris, of France, and of Paris, France, has been the object of an ugly incident during the ongoing riotous actions of a few despicable thugs in the capital today. A crowd of about a thousand Yellow Vest protestors a...

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Dora The Explorer Accused Of Poor Personal Hygiene

Funny story: Dora The Explorer Accused Of Poor Personal Hygiene

Children's TV star, Dora the Explorer, is at the center of a huge row this morning, after being criticised by parents about never changing her clothes. Dora, who shot to stardom in 2000, has always worn a pink T-shirt, orange shorts, yellow ankle...

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Trump Breaks Dow With Premature Chinese Tariff Promise

Funny story: Trump Breaks Dow With Premature Chinese Tariff Promise

Wall Street, Manhattan President Donald Trump has done it again, as he set a new record for negative tweeting. Because he broadcast a tariff deal as 'done' when it WASN'T done, the fine folks on Wall Street went into panic mode, and the Dow plunged 8...

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The Case For Capital Punishment

Funny story: The Case For Capital Punishment

A child murderer who was sentenced to life imprisonment, and was told he would never walk free again, has been cleared to walk free again. David McGreavy, now 69, was babysitting three children for his landlady in 1973, when the children started to cry, and wouldn't stop. McGreavy stopped them crying permanently. He strangled Ralph Paul, aged 4. Ralph's sister, Dawn, 2, had her throat c...

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Theresa May And Jeremy Corbyn To Mudwrestle

Funny story: Theresa May And Jeremy Corbyn To Mudwrestle

Prime Minister, Theresa May, and Labour leader, Jeremy Corbyn, have cancelled their plans to hold a televised head-to-head debate in front of the nation, and have agreed, instead, to engage in a bout of mudwrestling. May, who suffered three smackd...

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French Literary Flashback

Funny story: French Literary Flashback

For our literary lesson today, we take a French flashback to the career of Fillain Hogge-Grillet, the shining sensation of Gallic arts in the sixties. As the author and critic, Troland Bartres, put it, “Clearly, these are not the dusty old novels of yore in which, as Samuel Beckett once said, "Nothing is Happening". In the novels of Hogge-Grillet, it is clear, Something is Happening. The reade...

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Man Buys Black-And-White TV Set

Funny story: Man Buys Black-And-White TV Set

A man who craves the return of 'the good old days', took a step down that path at the weekend, when he bought a black-and-white television set from an old woman who wanted rid of it, for £10. Moys Kenwood, 55, of Hull, is easily old enough to be a...

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O2 Network Collapse Causes Chaos

Funny story: O2 Network Collapse Causes Chaos

Millions of customers were unable to access their mobile data today when the O2 network suddenly stopped working due to "technical problems". The company did not specify what the problems were, but suffice to say that they were technically technic...

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New Species Of Brown Trout Discovered In Scottish Loch

Funny story: New Species Of Brown Trout Discovered In Scottish Loch

There was great excitement in Scotland earlier this afternoon, when an entirely new species of Brown Trout was discovered in Loch Laidon on Rannoch Moor on the border of Argyll and Bute, and Perthshire. There are already four other species of bro...

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Leaked Report Claims Windsor Family Served with Unexplained Wealth Order

Funny story: Leaked Report Claims Windsor Family Served with Unexplained Wealth Order

An Unexplained Wealth Order has been served on a 92-year-old matriarch who is at the head of an organised crime syndicate, according to a secret report seen by The Spoof's Crime Editor, Paxton Quigley. The gang's leader goes by the childhood nicknam...

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Trump Being A President Is As Battery Acid Is To Being A Skin Conditioner.

Funny story: Trump Being A President Is As Battery Acid Is To Being A Skin Conditioner.

Trump Being A President Is As Battery Acid Is To Being A Skin Conditioner. Here, I'll help you out with the first few. Read 'Trump is to being President as...' and then finish the sentence with any of the phrases that are listed below. Don't worry, it's easy! Trump is to being President as: a fish is to winning a running marathon. french fries are to being a gourmet meal. the...

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“Smoking bone saw” mystery series begins on PBS

Funny story: “Smoking bone saw” mystery series begins on PBS

Inspired by Senator Graham’s response to a CIA briefing, a new TV series titled “The Smoking Bone Saw” is emerging on the Khashoggi problem. Senator Graham believes he was shown "a smoking bone saw," and has no doubts on who ordered the execution.

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Daily Mail trolls NHS

Funny story: Daily Mail trolls NHS

The Daily Mail have boasted about their campaign to help the NHS, in which 11,000 people have volunteered to spend a few hours a week helping the underfunded service. Tabloid editor Geordie Greig said, "Why, if only the greedy money-grabbing nurses w...

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President Trump In Critical Condition

Funny story: President Trump In Critical Condition

Melania, for the first time in years, actually cracked a smile this morning, when she unexpectedly discovered the barely-alive body of the commander-in-thief in the Oval Office. The selfish man's body was completely naked, and laid out on the top...

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Brexit Causing Palace Staffing Crisis

Funny story: Brexit Causing Palace Staffing Crisis

A number of obscure and secretive positions are going vacant at Buckingham Palace, following the flight of European Union citizens and subsequent loss of cheap labour from the "United" Kingdom. Palace management has been forced to open up its recruit...

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List of Future Top Jobs For the Next Generation Includes Many New Ones Not on List Before

Funny story: List of Future Top Jobs For the Next Generation Includes Many New Ones Not on List Before

The Naldrett Future Studies Institute of Anchor Bay released their latest report on future jobs. This gives Millennials the chance to plan ahead before spending all their future earnings on college courses. The Institute said that the most jobs w...

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Santa Claus Charges Writers of “Santa Baby” with Sexual Harrasment, Bullying

Funny story: Santa Claus Charges Writers of “Santa Baby” with Sexual Harrasment, Bullying

North Pole - Santa Claus, speaking to reporters yesterday outside his Arctic office, leveled charges of sexual harassment and bullying at the songwriting team of Javits and Springer, and singer Eartha Kitt, for their 50’s holiday hit “Santa Baby”.

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Buzzcocks' Pete Shelley And The Fall's Mark E. Smith To Have A Pint And Form Supergroup

Funny story: Buzzcocks' Pete Shelley And The Fall's Mark E. Smith To Have A Pint And Form Supergroup

Pete Shelley, the Buzzcocks frontman, is to form a supergroup with Mark E. Smith of The Fall, who died in January. Shelley - real name Peter Campbell McNeish - was 63, and died of a suspected heart attack at his home in Estonia on Thursday. He and...

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Victoria Alexandrina speaks on #MeToo and Time's Up

Funny story: Victoria Alexandrina speaks on #MeToo and Time's Up

It's unusual for the ghost of a deceased member of the Royal family to speak about cultural issues affecting the living. "I'm desperate to drop the soap," said Eugene, "but you're not allowed that privilege." Those were the words uttered at a R...

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The British Parliament Loves Satan

Funny story: The British Parliament Loves Satan

"Hail, Satan!" exclaimed the British parliament when it approved a plan to have a Satanic monument placed outside the parliament. The Satanic Temple of London has placed the historical display outside the parliament building, joining the Christmas...

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Trump To Resign

Funny story: Trump To Resign

Trump to resign! He'll squeal to Mueller. Claimed he said, "Mueller's one great guy! He’s a man with real guts and good ideas. I love the guy. He also looks a lot like Gregory Peck.” Then added, “When Peck was alive. There's no truth to the rumor...

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Macy's Mannequin Attacks Department Store Groper

Los Angeles, CA. Holiday shoppers were shocked today when an elderly man was seen groping female mannequins at Macy's department store on Wilshire Blvd. He was caught when one of the automated mannequins apparently slapped him in the face so har...

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Football Gossip: Hibs, Arsenal "Hippy Crack", Tevez, Mourinho?

Funny story: Football Gossip: Hibs, Arsenal "Hippy Crack", Tevez, Mourinho?

Hibernian defender Ryan Porteous has denied that head coach Neil Lennon has lost the dressing-room after a run of seven games without a win. Said Porteous "I can categorically confirm that it was still there after morning training". Arsenal player...

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Football Gossip: Arsenal Dismay, Shut Up Mourinho, Argentine Balls, £100m Wilshere,

Funny story: Football Gossip: Arsenal Dismay, Shut Up Mourinho, Argentine Balls, £100m Wilshere,

After claiming that his team does not have enough "mad dogs", Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho now blames his team's flaccid performances on being vaccinated against rabies. Moaning Maureen has also accused France midfielder Paul Pogba of b...

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O.J. Simpson, Mike Tyson, Denny McClain, and Pete Rose Start Prisoner Reform Group

Funny story: O.J. Simpson, Mike Tyson, Denny McClain, and Pete Rose Start Prisoner Reform Group

Calling a press conference at the Las Vegas Hilton, four sports stars who spent time in the slammer made an historic announcement--they were going to work to help others like them walk the straight and narrow. "We, we, uh, we just wanta help those...

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No man is an island - or is he?

Funny story: No man is an island - or is he?

The saying "no man is an island" is meant as a literal comparison to say that no human being is a piece of land surrounded by water. It was always true, until now. Geoff Kamehameha is a Samoan who used to live on an island in the south Pacific whi...

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Slim And Dirty Discuss Skanks, Mueller And The Quasimodo Effect

Funny story: Slim And Dirty Discuss Skanks, Mueller And The Quasimodo Effect

BILLINGSGATE POST: Regardless of your political leanings, a chance to be privy to a once-in-life-time conversation between Slim Everdingle and Detrick “Dirty Trick” Detwiler as they talk about the ultimate trifecta; Skanks, Mueller and the Quasimodo...

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Are Coincidences Just a Coincidence, Déjà Vu or Imaginary?

Funny story: Are Coincidences Just a Coincidence, Déjà Vu or Imaginary?

You've had the experience. You're on a train en route to a meeting at your office in Liverpool and you're attempting The Observer Everyman crossword but one clue is giving you a problem. You work through it again and just one thing fits - "Port Sunli...

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Disillusioned Midwestern Drunk Did Not Forget The Importance Of Recycling

Funny story: Disillusioned Midwestern Drunk Did Not Forget The Importance Of Recycling

Fuck My Face, Wisconsin. Feeling completely disillusioned with life after realizing that this world operates on nothing more than egotistical human desire, pride, money, sex, hypocrisy, hopeless striving for power, stupidity, whimsical behavior, iso...

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George H W Bush - Best CIA Asset in White House

Funny story: George H W Bush - Best CIA Asset in White House

WASHINGTON DC - With the passing of George H W Bush on November 30th, thousands took time to remember the man he was, and to be thankful for many of the things which he had done. In fact, his accomplishments were so profound that many of the most pow...

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MP porn still Britain's favourite genre

Funny story: MP porn still Britain's favourite genre

It is an obscure brand of pornography, invented in the 1970s, and uniquely British, and based around a centuries-old law that it is illegal to have sex with your local MP. The law was lifted in 1995, but the taboo continues. Videos of members of the...

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Christmas Sales To Start On Christmas Day

Funny story: Christmas Sales To Start On Christmas Day

Christmas bargain hunters will not have quite as long to wait for their 'Christmas bargains' this year, after businesses voted overwhelmingly to throw open their doors to customers at 6am on 25 December. The move comes as high-street traders try t...

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"PETA" Boycotts Austry's "Rudolph"

Charging that Gene Autry's "Rudolph, the Red Nosed Reindeer" contributes to the acceptance of bullying, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals [PETA] today called on all radio stations to ban the song during the holiday season. A PETA spokesm...

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