Atlanta, GA - (Dogged News)
Spokesman Roevier K. Knign for Dealthy Airlines, announced today at 8:32 AM, a new super-saver airfare rate for animal lovers. The new flat rate of fifty dollars will fly you AND your large dog anywhere Dealthy flies.
Knign had this to say about the new pogrom:
“We’ve redesigned the seatbelt to accommodate a large dog as well as a four hundred pound human in one seat.
“For the comfort of other passengers, the crew will padlock the belt for security. The amazing rate is made possible by the honor system. When the dog poops the owner is expected to clean it up. We give a free bottle of gin and one napkin to the owner, a one dollar value!
“We are able to save by not assigning our cleaning crew to these poop deck areas; we pass these savings directly on to you!
“Our new slogan:
“You’ll get filthy flying Dealthy,
So you won’t be too Healthy.
Butt you’ll save lots of money,
Though you will smell funny.
Just don’t sue us.. we ain’t wealthy!”