Written by Monkey Woods

Friday, 2 November 2018

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A rope earlier

Bill Cosby, the comedian-turned-rapist, who is serving between three and ten years in prison for his offences, is not enjoying his stay behind bars, it has been reported.

The former funnyman has tried very hard to conform to the prison regime, but is finding it increasingly difficult, and has been to see the Warden on numerous occasions.

One of the things that has been bothering Cosby is that he is no longer able to shower, or sit down. This is because, on his very first day in the jail, he dropped a bar of soap on the floor whilst in the showers, and, as he stooped to retrieve it, a large, brutal man bummed him.

The Warden listened sympathetically with his hand over his cackling mouth, and told Cosby he would "look into it". Nothing, however, has happened to resolve this situation, and, every time Cosby is clumsy with his soap, a different inmate takes advantage of his clumsiness. Queues have started to form at showertime.

Yesterday, Cosby hit upon a great idea as a solution to his problem, and has now asked the Warden for a soap-on-a-rope. The Warden last night said he would give it his fullest consideration and that he would get back to Cosby in 3 to 10 years.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Sex, Bill Cosby, rape




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