Mr. Bin Salman’s dream was recovered via Google’s new app DreemSeen2.0—available only to those who can afford it, as with himself.
The app downloads to expensive phones, requiring a plug-into-earhole function when sleeping.
A surgically implanted electronic circuit-insert is also available, located at the right top forehead hairline, which flashes green with any brain-phone interaction.
(Google’s new app should be available at Walmart at lower prices soon.)
DreemSeen2.0 entails total surveillance of anything a person is thinking, dreaming, contemplating, or encouraging.
This new dream evidence on Mr. Bin Salman comes after the CIA concluded yesterday that Bin Salman authorized the recent operation to remove Mr. Khashoggi.
A phone call to his younger brother, ambassador to the United States, is part of the new evidence.
A spokesperson for Saudi Arabia denied this conclusion as “false.”
Additionally, yesterday Turkey released a second audio tape showing members of the assassination team discussing how to execute Khashoggi before he arrived at the consulate.
Mr. Bin Salman’s dream via DreemSeen2.0:
He is riding a camel through the desert, speaking loudly (shrieking at key moments in the episode).
He seems to be addressing surrounding flaura and fauna. His camel’s ears twitch.
“Well, then, let me tell you something!”
“Yes, I fucking did it! Yes! And I’m sick and tired of hiding about it!”
“Don’t you realize I am a King! The Crown Prince is the same as a King dammit!”
“Get it through your thick skulls!”
“Kings do what they want and everybody bows down and says, ‘Yes, Your Esteemed Majesty’!”
"Look at Donald Trump!"
“The King’s subjects DO NOT criticize him and carp and bitch and moan all the time!”
“You don’t like it? Live with it! I will not hide behind these skirts and my father any longer!”
At this point DreemSeen2.0 responds:
*Do you wish to file under explicit, inflammatory, nasty, mild, severe (choose one)?
*DreemSeen2.0 reserves the right to send dreem content to law enforcement agencies unless opt out (at higher premium) function chosen.
*DreemSeen2.0 records all responses as well as dreems.
*This includes your current new set of Fuck You’s! directed at this app in violation of DS2.0 user agreement.