Chocolate bar lands on Mars!

Written by Jaggedone

Tuesday, 27 November 2018

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Martians with toothaches approaching planet earth hoping to have their rotting teeth removed by US dentists! On ya bikes!!

After months of travelling through outer space, propelled in a can of high-energy, red Bull-shit, a chocolate bar in a red tin-can, has landed successfully on planet Mars!

Martians, with no ears, approaching the strange object having not seen 2000 Space Odyssey or Star Trek or even A Hitchhikers Guide, were bemused by the red can called 'Co Ca Co' on one side and RB on the other, (names changed for legal reasons and an invite to a Saudi Embassy in Istanbul) and approached it with utmost care.

One brave Martian dared to open the can and, after tasting the fluid, brown, decided it seemed pretty non-toxic (what!). Then to his (or its? Martians have no sexes as far as the writer of this space encounter with the 'Third Mind' knows) astonishment, a brown paper present was wrapped inside and, after tasting the brown liquid, he or it thought, "this must be harmless too!"

Fellow Martians, turned green as the brave martian broke the brown thing into 5000 pieces (is he there too?) and shared it to his/its colleagues. They seemed to love it, why?

Anyway, to cut an epic space journey short; after a couple of days, and not having Colgate on Mars, their teeth began to hurt painfully! Martian leaders came to the conclusion that anything arriving from planet earth is to be avoided because all humans do is export their filth all over their own planet and the universe!

A Martian army of aliens with toothaches will soon be approaching earth hoping earthly dentists can remove their rotting, green teeth and provide them with toothpaste, non-toxic (does that exist?)!

Trump has warned them to stay away and suffer!!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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