San Francisco, CA (UPU) Scientists here have modeled the first smartass phone.
Butt dialing has reached a new level as demonstrated by models walking the catwalk here, wearing nothing but the totally flexible phone screens covering strategic body parts.
The screens were readable from the audience and the phones fit so well they looked like dynamic glowing tattoos. They did nothing to hide the models curves.
By only twitching their hips they were able to dial up their friends. At one point some of the phones were confused by some of the gestures, as at the end of the runway at the turnaround.
One phone exploded after a model farted loudly, the model then being rushed to the hospital for aspartame treatment.