Washington, DC In an unfolding story, it appears that Melania Trump, who had recently been flexing her wings, spending hundreds of thousands of dollars on clothes and hotel rooms, and demanding firings and reprimands, has staged a successful coup.
Apparently, while Trump was preparing his hair, Melania sneaked in and overpowered him. She then went on TV, announcing that Trump had been overpowered and she was now in possession of the nuclear arsenal.
It has been determined that Melania has locked her husband away somewhere in the White House, but everything has been running so much more smoothly since Melania took over, no one is searching very hard for the imprisoned husband.
