Wednesday, 14 November 2018

image for Celebs Go Dating Review
Can you guess the age of this Medieval cooking pot?

Excitement as the latest series of Celebs Go Dating reaches its climax! The show, where famous 'celebrities' have to use the properties of radioactive isotope Carbon-14 to correctly predict the age of prehistoric artefacts, is entering its final weeks.

In the previous episode, Kez from The Only Way is Essex, came a cropper when he incorrectly identified some late Byzantine pottery as early Ottoman.

#Awkward!

Fortunately, he redeemed himself in the final round, when he guessed the correct age of a ceremonial axe-head to within 200 years.

"I'm, like, well chuffed, init." explained Kez "Particularly when I don't know nothin' about Late Bronze Age stuff. I'm more of a early Iron Age guy. The only thing bronze about me is me tan!" he quipped.

Hot favourite, Tash (of Geordie Shore fame), is expected to win the series, her surprising knowledge of Etruscan sculpture having made her a real fans favourite. However, many are predicting a tight contest with former plasterer and Big Brother runner up, Deano, who, in recent weeks, has shown a considerable flair for all things Mesopotamian.

Who will triumph and be crowned Big Dater 2018? We can't Celeb Date to find out!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!





Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Go to top
74 readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more