Convicted rapist, Bill Cosby, is to appear in a brand new reality show, taking place in the prison he is residing in. Some of the various episodes include:
1. Bill's convict friends surround him, and make him do Fat Albert routines for an hour straight.
2. Bill's convict friends surround him, and make him do Old Weird Harold routines for two hours straight.
3. Bill puts on his best sweater, before his convict friends surround him, and make him act out episodes of the Cosby Show.
4. Bill is surrounded by his convict friends, who make him describe each of the 60+ sexual encounters he had with women he gave drugged drinks to.
5. Bill is surprised by his convict friends, who have a special drink they concocted that they want him to drink. Bill drinks it, falls asleep, and wakes up really sore.
It is expected that many of Trump's former administration officials will be guest stars as they begin their prison terms.