Written by joseph k winter

Friday, 16 November 2018

image for White House mulls celebrity swaps to honor global justice and dispel lingering odors
Lady Justice: "Do I look frozen? It must be the weather"

Mr. Trump and his staff are considering ways to bolster support toward re-election in 2020, following significant re-evaluation of the nation’s midterms.

Despite Mr. Trump’s earlier claims of “victory,” increased ballot count shows continued Democratic gain in the House and Governorships.

This includes 28 new House Representatives fed up with the old leadership.

Plus, recent polling indicates 60-70 percent of the American people will not re-elect Donald Trump at this time.

So to a bolstering “moral strategy.”

Celebrity Swap For Global Decency Program underway:

*Hillary Clinton to Turkey’s embassy in Riyadh

Ms. Clinton will be confined in Saudi Arabia for several years due to her Clinton Foundation problems and discrepancies in book-keeping/email systems.

She will advise the Saudi Royal Family on political spin for their women’s lib advocates, dissidents, and journalists currently scheduled for beheading.

Charity donations (as with a “gofundme at the chopping block” program) will re-establish the beneficence and paternal good will of the Saudi Royals.

(This scheme credited to Jared Kushner as part of his peace in the middle east “vision”.)

*Fethullah Gulen to Turkey.

Mr. Gulen will be extradited to Turkey, per Mr. Erdogan’s request, due to his alleged role in the coup against Erdogan two years ago.

Quid pro quo: Erdogan reveals evidence “the boss” was MbS.

*Mohammed Bin Salman to Saudi Arabia embassy in Washington.

Mr. Bin Salman will be kept in a sunny back room where he will be obliged to undertake a lengthy study.

His curriculum: "Capitalism and some limitations on indecency" (and such topics)--will keep him from interfering further with Royal Saudi Arabia Integrity and Honor for some time.

This study program will be directed several times a week by Senator Lindsay Graham and Vice President Pence.

*Julian Assange to Guantanamo in chains.

This long-delayed plan will finally be implemented.

Mr. Assange’s whistle-blowing has embarrassed the US Government with various secrets, such as the corruption of the DNC in 2016, which swindled the presidential nomination to Hillary Clinton.

Another outstanding embarrassment was the “Collateral Murder Video” showing American military mowing down innocent Iraqis (courtesy whistleblower Manning).

*Bill Clinton to the Ecuador embassy in London

Mr. Clinton will interface with Programs for Further US Commerce Re Ecuador in the role of “Specialist in International and Domestic Affairs.”

He will be allowed sun lamps and a new cat, plus weekly escort services arranged by Ms. Stormy Daniels and Mr. Avenatti.

(Mr. Avenatti has revised his career ideas, following his recent arrest.)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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