Trump And God Agree To Disagree

Funny story written by Monkey Woods

Tuesday, 27 November 2018

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A historic meeting

Supreme Being and Ruler of the Universe, Donald Trump, met its creator, God, this morning in a lively round of discussions on current events, but, as neither was prepared to give ground on key issues, a stalemate was declared, and they adjourned the meeting until further notice.

The pair spoke on various topics - climate change, the world economy, trade, immigration, human rights - and, although there were some areas of common ground, full agreement was never reached, and the two will try again soon.

"I knew it wasn't going to be easy," said God. "He has quite a way with words!"

"He's an old stick in the mud," said Trump, "and we agreed to disagree."

Assuming a friendly tone, Trump asked God:

"You don't mind if I call you 'god' with a small 'g', do you? I absolutely hate ostentationism."

When God replied that He did not, Trump said:

"I'll tweet ya, g."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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