Written by Monkey Woods

Friday, 30 November 2018

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Feylyer: after and before

A doctor in California has been severely criticised after a face transplant operation he performed went completely tits-up, and left the patient wishing she had never bothered.

Cameron Feylyer, 26, one of life's losers, tried to take her own life by shooting herself in the face in 2016, but, remarkably, failed, even with this simple task.

Doctor Quincy Underwood, a face-reconstruction specialist, offered to help Feylyer, and carried out the work in September, but the result was not what the poor girl was hoping for - she now resembles Bill Cosby.

Feylyer says she wouldn't have minded looking like Michelle Obama, Oprah Winfrey, or even - as a last straw - Whoopi Goldberg, but she now feels like she's gone from 'bad to worse' in taking on the guise of the incarcerated former funnyman. She complains that she gets abuse in the street from people who think she is Cosby, and that she is now able to perform Cosby's full repertoire of 'funny faces' for which he is renowned.

A disgruntled Feylyer said:

"I feel like shooting myself in the face!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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