There were 191 spoof news stories published in April 2023. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.
Liz Hurley and Cheryl Cole Address The Tag-Team Rumors
HOLLYWOOD - (Spoof News) - Fans of two of the most beautiful, sexy, and lasciviously luscious women on the planet were thrilled when rumors began circulating that Liz Hurley and Cheryl Cole plan to become a top wrestling tag-team in the WWE. In a…
Read full storyMexico's Destroyer The Pancho Villa Shoots a Russian Surveillance Plane Out of The Sky
SOMEWHERE IN THE BLACK SEA - (Spoof Satire) - Mexico's El Ole News Agency reports that the destroyer Pancho Villa has just shot a Russian surveillance plane out of the Ukrainian sky. The plane is worth $63 million and was the pride and joy of the…
Read full storyIt's been discovered that Religion is a lie
Religious News: A scientist named Alberto Winestein proclaimed to the world that religion on earth is a fabrication of the human mind. "I challenge any religion to call on their prophet's or God's to come down from heaven to speak to me in front o…
Read full storyAndy Dung, a school wierdo, makes a Big Mac
A MCDONALD’S fan Andy Dung, who believes he has the ultimate “Big Mac hack” has been called a lunatic by his school mates. Everton East ghetto dweller, Sir Andy Dung, whose Dad brought him home after a stay at a state mental hospital has claimed…
Read full storyThe Fog In London Is So Thick Blackbirds Are Actually Eating It
London's latest pea-souper has been as thick as a Christmas pudding these past few days. Meteorologists blame the Swiss stimulus clouds for causing havoc with the British sky. The fog is rated as a 10+ on the Cholmondeley scale and is so thick…
Read full storyA British Woman Wants To Be Transferred To A Men's Prison
London — A woman Erin Hebblewhite, 30 who petioned the United Nations to be transferred to a men's prison won her case against the disgraceful British Parliament who striped the British crown of it's rightful inheritance of power, causing Britain ce…
Read full storyThe Wide Wide Wide Wide World of Sports (that’s 4 Times the Sports!)
The Wide Wide World of Sports is getting an upset again. Not since that sports figure you all know and love did that thing that pissed people off has there been so much outrage at … sports! That past time which can make or break an entire nation.
Read full storyMarch Madness News: Two Cheerleaders Announce They Have Been Secretly Married
LAS VEGAS - (Spoof Sports) - The Las Vegas Roulette Gazette Newspaper has broken the story that two March Madness cheerleaders are in fact married to each other. The two 'rah rah girls' have been cheering for Swamp State College in Louisiana for t…
Read full storyFried Chicken Is The Favorite Fast Food of The Philadelphia Eagles
PHILADELPHIA - (Sports News) - The Eagles recently took a fast food poll and the winner of the favorite fast food of the Philadelphia Eagles was fried chicken. The poll was conducted by The QuinniPinni Polling Agency and they found that the defens…
Read full storyPolar Bears Drowning Under All That Fashionable Fur
The world population of polar bears has greatly declined over the past 10 years, scientists say, and it’s not due to poachers, fur coat salesmen, nor Lady Gaga. They all die from drowning! With much of the ice of the Arctic gone, the bears are qui…
Read full storyItaly Is Facing The Worst Pepperoni Shortage In 53 Years
ROME - (Spoof News) - The Vatican View News Agency is reporting that Italy, "The Land of Pizza Pies," is experiencing the worst pepperoni shortage in 53 years. The VVNA notes that the shortage is due to the horrendous droughts that hit the "Boot"…
Read full storyMarch Madness: One of The Head Coaches Body Slammed One of His Players in The Dressing Room
LOUISVILLE, Kentucky - (Spoof Sports) - In yet another March Madness behind-the-scenes-scandal, comes word that one of the head coaches, actually became so upset with one of his players holier-than-thou attitude, that he picked him up, and body slamm…
Read full storyKing Charles Said To Harry: “I’m Not A Bank!”
Demanding additional money daily from his sixteen-bathroom, $15 million Montecito home, Prince Charles slammed his foot down on his Aston Martin brakes and told his son, Harry, “I am not a bank!” Bravo, King Charles! Raise the Union Jack! Imagi…
Read full storyWhat will you be doing at the Coronation?
What are your plans for the Coronation this year? Are you a monarchist, supporting everything that the King says? Did you buy Spare? Did you read it? Do you know anyone who bought Spare? Do you like them? What do you think of Camilla? Really? Well…
Read full storyDid King Charles III Invite Anyone From The Spoof To Attend His Coronation?
How could King Charles ignore The Spoof world? The Spoof has always kept him in Spoof’s headlines. Indeed, (bet your bottom dollar) if anyone from The Spoof had been invited to the Coronation, they would never have played the Maybe I will, and Maybe…
Read full storyDominic Raab set to return the keys, and all of the AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA's
Following his recent resignation, Dominic Raab is set to return the keys, as well as all of the A's. A showdown meeting with Rishi Sunak started with the words, "Raab, you are a maverick, and you can't be trusted around people. You are off the cas…
Read full storyA Hillbilly amusement park that's ageless to many
Rockford, IL—As she walked through a fairground called Mayberry Town, she was in a hurry to make it to the portable toilet. She was on the run with the runs. She observed the ramshackle condition of the entire operation. She's a local teen named G…
Read full storyLesbian Frankenstein Monster Terrorizes London
Marvel Comics: Shelly Frankenstein was a female genius. As a girl living in London, Shelly always wanted to know and learn. She loved experimenting. Shelly grew up to be a mad scientist. One day, Shelly was sitting in her library when a thought st…
Read full storyMichael Madeup's New Year Message
Well hello there, Michael Madeup here again. I know that it is now April, but I thought I would let you know about my new year's message. I know it is four months too late, but a busy politician always has far more pressing things to do than to ta…
Read full storySensitivity Reader now Desensitised
Sensitivity reader Gloria Daisy has read so much rubbish trying to second guess what people in the future might find offensive, that she has become completely desensitised to fiction. 'Oh really' said Gloria 'I don't really care if some one who is…
Read full storyA Russian Bomber Gets Lost In The Fog and Accidentally Bombs a Russian Town
MOSCOW - (Spoof News) - The Kremlin has informed Russian citizens that they want to apologize for an accident caused by one of their Air Force bombers. A Kremlin spokesperson stated that a Russian B-13 bomber lost its bearings in the Russian fog a…
Read full storyAgatha Christie fell in love with Ted Bundy
Agatha Christie the famed mystery writer fell in love with Ted Bundy while writing a book on his exploits. "I found the man to be dashing, a modern day Romeo," Christie continues, "Mrs. Maple would have loved him to bits." Christie who found…
Read full storyKimberly Guilfoyle Confirms That Her Future Daddy-In-Law, Donald The Perv Has Been Placed On Suicide Watch
BROOKLYN, New York - (Spoof News) - The New York Sunshine Observer Newspaper reports that ToxicTrump has been put on suicide watch Reporter Carmine Calatino said that he caught a glimpse of the haggard looking, 34-count indicted asshole and said t…
Read full storyMan realises his high horse is lame
Although he is loved for his pomposity, lack of social skills and shoe throwing slightly right wing idiot William Gavinson has realised that his high horse is lame. 'Yes, a couple of people have told me lately that my views are a bit right wing fo…
Read full storyTom from MySpace was never really your friend
Although the barely missed Myspace was not the hit that Facebook was, Tom, who claimed to be everybody's friend, never really liked you. I know, it is shocking. In his photos, Tom seemed like such a nice chap, with his cheeky chappy demeanour, but…
Read full storyFunnyman Elon Can’t Get A Gig on Amateur Night
Sometimes when a person finds a job or follows a career they think they’d like, they turn out wrong. Hitler thought he was a painter, but life intruded and told him, “No, Adolf, you can become something bigger – something the world will have to ta…
Read full storyAnother Fake Moon Landing for Another Corrupt President
What do you get if you take an African-American (his name is not Token, we swear), a woman (is she a lesbian? Make her a lesbian, STAT!), two white guys who have square jaws like Superman (and one of them is a Canadian, just like one of the creators…
Read full storyMarch Madness: Player and Cheerleader Caught Canoodling In a Walmart Parking Lot
ALBANY, New York - (Spoof Sports) - The Lighthouse Press News has just broken the story that had been swept under the rug, that a basketball player and a cheerleader, who both attend John Deere College in Nebraska were caught canoodling in the back s…
Read full storyThe New Tesla Dump Trucks Are Selling Like Peanuts At The Circus
CHICAGO - (Spoof News) - The Chicago Daily Wind Newspaper reports that Elon Musk has boasted about the incredible sales of his new Tesla Dump Truck. According to Musk, his Tesla Bus, Tesla Flying Car and Tesla Limo were impressive, but the Tesla D…
Read full storyGolfing Sensation Holly Sonders' Loves When It Goes In the Hole, And Out, And Back In Again
NEW YORK CITY - (Spoof Sports) - The LPGA is buzzing with news of Holly Sonders, the latest sensation in women's golf. Leslie Putterword, a senior writer for Golf Guide Illustrated Magazine, has dubbed Sonders as one of the hottest and sexiest gol…
Read full storyInstead Of Abortions
An alternative to abortion, while conforming with recent laws banning abortion or skipping a pregnancy, another choice is tubal ligation. Tubal ligation is a procedure that stops a woman’s egg from traveling on a monthly journey from the ovary to the…
Read full storyBritney Spears' New Beer Hits The Market
MILWAUKEE - (Spoof News) - Move over, Dos Equis guy - there's a new beer spokesperson in town, and she's not just a pretty face! Pop sensation Britney Spears has teamed up with a Milwaukee brewery to launch her very own brew: "Drink Me Baby One More…
Read full storyThe Philadelphia Eagles May Sign Ex-Dallas Cowboy Ezekiel Elliott
PHILADELPHIA - (Sports Satire) - Eagles head coach Nick Sirianni has expressed an interest in signing former Cowboys running back Ezekiel "Feed Me" Elliott. Sirianni says that he thinks Dallas owner Jerry "The Relic" Jones overlooked the fact that…
Read full storyPresident Putin Is Tremendously Worried About Russia's Vodka Shortage
MOSCOW, Russia - (Spoof News) - The Kremlin Voice is putting out that President Vladimir Nikita Putin is very concerned about the on-going vodka shortage that has hit the Commie nation. The KV reports that one of the 19 ingredients that go into a…
Read full storyTaylor Swift’s Cat Records Album
The music world was rocked this week by an announcement that Taylor Swift’s cat is recording an album. The famous feline is already the subject of much media attention just for belonging to the world’s most popular pop star, of course. Still, few…
Read full storyA Devastating Earthquake Hits Switzerland And Destroys 88% of The Tulip Industry
BERN, Switizerland - (Spoof News) - Hold onto your tulips, folks! Switzerland has been shaken to its core by a massive 7.7 earthquake that hit at 4:04 am Tijuana, Mexico, time, and sent shockwaves through the country's beloved tulip industry. Lucy…
Read full storyJ.Lo and Pitbull's Sexually Sultry Song Is The Number 1 Song In The Nation
LOS ANGELES - (Spoof Satire) - The American Research Group has just announced that the latest single by Jennifer Lopez and Pitbull has rocketed to the top of the charts, knocking all other songs out of the way like a bull in a china shop. The song…
Read full storyThe Winner of The 2023 Handyman Illustrated Magazine's Best Photo Is Britney Spears
NEW YORK CITY - (Spoof News) - In a stunning upset, pop sensation Britney Spears has won the coveted Handyman Illustrated Magazine's Best Photo award for her picture titled "Oops! I Fixed It Again." The photo features a beaming Spears plugging the…
Read full storyElon Musk's Tesla Limousines Are Selling Like Crazy
HOLLYWOOD - (Spoof Sports) - The world of automobiles is about to be revolutionized once again, courtesy of none other than Elon Musk. Musk, the gazillionaire brainchild behind the Tesla Flying Car, Tesla Bus, and Tesla 18-Wheeler, has done it aga…
Read full storyKim Kardashian and Her Boyfriend Joaquin Gazpacho Named "Sexiest Couple in Hollywood"
HIDDEN HILLS, California - (Spoof Satire) - Vox Populi reporter Tapioca Swizzle reports that Tinsel Town's hottest power couple, Kim Kardashian and her bullfighter beau, Joaquin Gazpacho, have been named "Sexiest Couple in Hollywood" by Hollywood Inn…
Read full storyBritney Spears Says She Gets Why Guys Love To Caress Her Puppies
BEVERLY HILLS - (Spoof News) - Britney Spears was recently named "The Sexiest Cougar West of The Mississippi" by the male student body of UCLA. She received the award at a luncheon in her honor that was held at the La Brea Tar Pits Coliseum. Br…
Read full storyBritney Spears' Surprising New Photos Have Everyone Talking!
LA BREA, Cailfornia - (Spoof News) - Britney Spears has become famous recently with her home improvement projects, but it seems her latest project has caused quite a stir. Photos of the "Oops...I Did It Again" singer furiously banging her big ham…
Read full storyAmerican Idol's Top Ten Includes An NFL Cheerleader
HOLLYWOOD - (Spoof News) - After having thousands of young hopefuls audition and compete on "American Idol," the finalists are now down to 10. Melody Brushbox, 24, a cheerleader for the Kansas City Chiefs is favored to make it into the top three.
Read full storyTaco Bell Has The Best Guacamole Dip In The Fast Food Industry
CHICAGO - (Spoof News) - Move over, Michelangelo, because Taco Bell has just created a masterpiece in the form of their guacamole dip, which has been named The Mona Lisa of Fast Food Dips. According to a spokesperson for the fast food chain, Taco…
Read full storyThe British Aircraft Carrier, The HMS Big Ben, Hits An Iceberg And Is Returning To England
SOMEWHERE IN THE BLACK SEA - (Spoof News) - The Ta Ta For Now News Agency has just announced that England's largest naval vessel, The HMS Big Ben, is returning back to its home port in England. According to TTFNN's senior writer Petula Tart, the a…
Read full storyTaylor Swift and Anson Mount's New Single Is a Big Hit!
HOLLYWOOD - (Spoof News) - Move over Beyonce and Jay-Z, there's a new power couple in town! Taylor Swift and Anson Mount, star of "Hell On Wheels," have taken the music world by storm with their new single "We Found Paradise - And It's Us." The s…
Read full storyAmerica's Happiest Couples, Taylor Swift and Anson Mount Are Vacationing Down In Sunny Old Mexico
CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - (Spoof News) - The Chicago Daily Wind Newspaper has just anointed Taylor Swift and her beau Anson Mount as "America's Happiest Couple." According to sources close to the couple, they only have eyes for each other...and th…
Read full storyJack The Ripper was a Knights Templar
He was British, but was he a killer? Under Religious laws of Christendom during the 1800 he may have been viewed as an innocent person by the church. "The Church of England never came out to condemn Jack's behavior," says historian Jason Welby.
Read full storyPro Golfer Will Dress Exactly Like A UPS Delivery Person
Florida - (Sporting Spoof) New Saudi-backed LIV pro golf league will be getting a big brown package delivered, in the form of a pro golfer that looks exactly like a UPS delivery person. UPS sponsored golf pro, Louis Oosthuizen, has agreed to wear…
Read full storyStormy Daniels Has Informed The FBI That Trump Offered Her $20,000 To Say She Never Ate His Pickle
LOS ANGELES - (Spoof News) - In a shocking revelation, Stormy Daniels, the woman who was paid $130,000 hush money by former President Donald Trump, claims that Trump tried to bribe her with $20,000 to say that they never ate Minnesota pickles togethe…
Read full storyThe Kardashians Explain Why They Now Have a Taco Food Truck
HOLLYWOOD - (Spoof Satire) - The Alpha Beta News Agency's Mimosa Sabrosa sat down with the three Kardashian sisters to ask about their new food truck, which they have named The Kardashian's Tasty Tacos. Kim, the eldest and most voluptuous of the s…
Read full storyA Russian Destroyer Hits An Iceberg In The North Sea
MOSCOW - (Spoof News) - Russia's Kremlin Voice reports that a Russian destroyer, The Mrs. Joseph Stalin, has hit a 62-ton iceberg in the North Sea, and the vessel has sunk. The Russian warship was on a spying mission gathering highly classified in…
Read full storyStormy Daniels is retiring from her job
The celebrity porn actress Stormy Daniels abruptly announced on Tuesday that she's retiring from the spotlight, sending the porn world into a meltdown. "The politics, the lies, and false narratives finally got me!" she wrote in her Instagram post…
Read full storyKim Kardashian and Her Matador Boyfriend "El Gazpacho" Purchase a 77,000 Acre Ranch In Texas
LAREDO, Texas - (Spoof News) - Reality TV star and fashion mogul Kim Kardashian has surprised everyone with her latest purchase - a sprawling ranch in Texas named Rancho El Grandisimo. The twist? She's not alone. Kardashian is said to have bought the…
Read full storyKim and Kourtney Kardashian Have Joined The Cast of The Very Popular Modern Day Western, "Yellowstone"
HOLLYWOOD - (Spoof News) - The Tinsel Town Celebrity News Agency has just informed the viewing public that two of the Kardashian sisters, Kim and Kourtney have agreed to join the cast of the very popular modern day western "Yellowstone," which stars…
Read full storyTrump The Evil Jerk Barely Escapes Being Kidnapped
PALM BEACH, Florida - (Spoof News) - The News Blues News Agency has just broken the story that the most hated bastard in America (aka The Orange Shithead) came very close to being kidnapped. An eyewitness said that a purple van, that had The Beaut…
Read full storyTaylor Swift Buys Her Boyfriend Anson Mount a $3,000 Pair of Tony Lama Cowboy Boots
NASHVILLE - (Spoof News) - Reports are in that the pop sensation, Taylor Swift, has been struck by cupid's arrow and is now blissfully happy with her new beau, a strapping, muscular cowboy straight out of TV-land. Sources close to the singer say t…
Read full storyWyoming High Schools With Native American Mascot Names Must Change Them Or Receive a Heavy Fine
CHEYENNE, Wyoming - (Spoof Sports) - Wyoming's State Senate has passed a new law NAN-90132, which states that every high school in the state that has a Native American mascot name must change it within 60 days. The director of The Wyoming State Ed…
Read full storyAlfred E. Neuman creates his own world on paper
Have you ever wondered why some don't have the ending or the script that you like? Do you wish it were different? Well, Alfred E. Neuman, decided to change the story of Tolkien's 'The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies,' so he can read what he l…
Read full storyThe Reason Why Kim Kardashian's New Designer Lipstick, 'Libido Red' Is Selling Like Gangbusters!
HOLLYWOOD - (Spoof Satire) - Cloud 9 News Agency reporter Lexi Aspen recently talked with Kim Kardashian and asked how her relationship with Spanish bullfighter Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho was going. Kim turned several shades of pink and gushed th…
Read full storyThe Reason Why Sacajawea State University Has Been Banned From Participating In Future March Madness Tournaments
NEW YORK CITY - (Spoof Sports) - The Sports Bet Gazette reports that Sacajawea State University's Buffalo Hunters will not be participating in March Madness 2024. SBG senior writer Zorro La Bamba spoke with a high-ranking member of The March Madne…
Read full storyAaron Rodgers and Tom Brady Both Had a Blast Appearing On "Hell On Wheels"
HOLLYWOOD - (Spoof Satire) - Two future NFL Hall of Fame quarterbacks totally enjoyed guest starring on the television hit western "Hell On Wheels." The show's lead actor, Anson Mount, who is a big NFL football fan, said that Tom Brady and Aaron R…
Read full storyFederal Police In Mexico Capture a Gang That Was Poaching Fighting Bulls
MEXICALI, Mexico - (Spoof News) - Mexico's El Ole News Agency reports that federal agents have captured a gang of Sinaloan rustlers. The trio of former maracas factory workers were caught red handed on the fighting bull ranch of Panchito Juanito C…
Read full storyLightning Strikes a Chinese Chopstick Factory and Burns Over 2 Million Chopsticks
HONK KONG, China - (Spoof News) - The Fortune Cookie News Agency has the chopstick scoop of the century! A massive lightning bolt has blasted The Happy Face Chopstick Factory and destroyed a staggering 2 million chopsticks. The factory's security…
Read full storyBiden Crime Family Connected To McMuttleys Dogburger Franchises In North Korea
BILLINGSGATE POST: It is common knowledge that the Joe Biden-Hunter Biden crime family has been receiving undisclosed money from China. Not so well known is the crime family’s ownership of a number of McMuttley Dogburger franchises in Pyongyang, No…
Read full storyStormy Daniels Mouthwash Is Now The Top Selling Mouth Rinse In The USA
NEW YORK CITY - (Spoof News) - According to the highly reputable American Research Group, the new Stormy Daniels Mouthwash is flying off the shelves faster than a toupee in a tornado. When our reporters reached out to Stormy for comment, she said…
Read full storyMcDonalds Desperate For Employees Offers New Hires Fantastic State-of-The-Art Cell Phone
CICERO, Illinois - (Satire News) - The powers that be at McDonalds are upset that many of their franchise outlets are having trouble getting people to apply to work for their fast food chain. They have announced a new initiative to entice job seek…
Read full storyStormy Daniels Divulges That Trump Liked For Her To Spank Him With A Rolled Up Copy of Golfers Digest Illustrated
LOS ANGELES - (Spoof News) - The "talented" and "witty" Stormy "Hot Legs" Daniels is reveling in the downfall of the notorious "Mar-a-Lago Liar," who is now squirming like a worm on a hot rock. The sassy actress and adult film star, who famously e…
Read full storyA List of 10 Tweets From Famous People
NEW YORK CITY - (Spoof News) - This is a compilation of recent tweets written by various political, sports, and celebrity individuals. A LIST OF 10 TWEETS 1. TOM BRADY - I promise that I am going to be a damn good NFL sportscaster, even better…
Read full storyRainbow Refuses to Wear Pride Colors, Shows Up as a Dull Gray
After a thundershower in Topeka, Kansas left a gray rainbow in the sky, activists protested the weather and basic physics. "I can't imagine such insensitivity," stated one protester. "After all we've worked for, the unscientific engagement of sunl…
Read full storyWill the Real Donald Trump Please Stand Up & Eat More Cereal
Strange theories are floating around America at this hour … is Donald Trump pulling a Houdini to escape justice? Or would a better character analogy be Clark Kent? Never seeing Cark and Superman in the same place at the same time (cuz everyone can’t…
Read full storyFox News Owner Rupert Murdoch Says Brooklyn's Goombalini Family Wants To Buy His Network
NEW YORK CITY - (Spoof News) - Media mogul Rupert Murdoch has announced that he may be selling Fox News. The 92-year-old billionaire claims that he's had enough of the network's tomfoolery and shenanigans. According to sources close to Murdoch, th…
Read full storyMcDonalds Will Now Allow Customers To Pay With Food Stamps
CICERO, Illinois - (Spoof News) - In a bold move, the fast food giant McDonald's has announced that they will now be accepting food stamps as payment for their delicious (and sometimes nutritious) meals. This move is expected to increase sales by…
Read full storyPhew, Of Relief! And Phew Again!
Why the Phew? She isn’t coming. Who isn’t coming, one might ask? Harry’s wife. Where? To the Coronation of King Charles III at Westminster Abbey on May 6th! Harry’s wife is staying home at the mansion in Montecito. So, Phew! If invited, th…
Read full storyIs A US Supreme Court Justice On The Take?
Maybe in a banana republic, it’s okay, but in the US Supreme Court? The land of democracy and justice for all? That house on the hill? One person, one vote? Does a Justice on the US Supreme Court pals around with a NAZI sympathizer? Excuse this m…
Read full storyThe High School Pitcher That Throws The Ball 107 MPH Has Been Signed By The Houston Astros
HOUSTON - (Sports Spoof) - Sportsapalooza writer Pia Confetti says that a phenomenal 16-year-old freshman pitcher from Texas has just been signed by the world champion Houston Astros. Elroy "The Laser" Farragut, who pitches for The Sandy Koufax Hi…
Read full storyBritney Spears Will Be Recording a Song With Tony Bennett
HOLLYWOOD - (Music Satire) - In a shocking turn of events, legendary crooner Tony Bennett, 96, and "Toxic" hitmaker Britney Spears, 41, are reportedly joining forces for an upcoming duet. The two music icons will be recording a song entitled "Hey…
Read full storyFratello Metallo rocks for Jesus!
Catholic Satire: A heavy metal band decided to convert metal junkies into Jesus freaks with well inspiring music. Many bands like to dress up in dark themed evil outfits. But Fratello Metallo went further — their vocalist was an actual monk who ga…
Read full storyKim Kardashian Says That Every Inch of Her Hot, Sexy, Delicious Body Belongs To Her New Boyfriend
HOLLYWOOD - (Spoof News) - Kim Kardashian recently had drinks with Bedroom Pillow Talk reporter Carolina Chipotle. The two gals had a bunch of papaya Margaritas along with some Macho Nachos at The Drunk Duck Lounge in West Hollywood. Chippy ask…
Read full storyThe Anti-Trump 'Lock Him Up' Shirts Are Flying Off The Walmart Shelves
LITTLE ROCK, Arkansas - (Spoof Satire) - The demand for the ever-appropriate Donald Trump "Lock Him Up" shirts has been soaring, according to a recent report from the QuinniPinni Polling Group. Wally World, a major retailer of the shirt, has state…
Read full storyBehind The March Madness Tournament: Two of The Tournament Teams Got Into a Knock Down, Drag Out Fight Before Their Game
LOS ANGELES - (Sports Satire) - Zorro La Bamba with The Sports Bet Gazette reports that two of the starting players for Swamp State College got into a knock-down, drag-out fight with two players for Massachusetts State University prior to their game.
Read full storyJobs For Prince Harry
Short on cash, sixteen toilets to maintain, and The King-father is cutting off son Harry’s allowance, son Harry needs a job. He could quickly work as a Maitre d’ at a restaurant. He appears to be pleasant and friendly, and he could snack on resta…
Read full storyTaylor Swift Is So Smitten With 'Hell On Wheels' Star Anson Mount That She Is Talking Marriage
NASHVILLE - (Spoof News) - LaLaLand Daily reporter Valerie Vistawood recently chatted with blonde songstress Taylor Swift. Vistawood asked about her recent purchase of a 4,000 acre working cattle ranch located just outside of Nashville. The ran…
Read full storyBaldwin to Play Trump in Biopic
Funnyman, Alec Baldwin, is hot off his murder trial and ready to do some serious acting, muthafuckas! Baldwin has been playing Donald Trump on SNL for a while now, and Hollywood producers – the people who KNOW funny – are impressed. They want B…
Read full storyGarth Brooks and Trisha Yearwood Write and Record a Song About Their Breakup
NASHVILLE- (Music Spoof) - The once happy as hell couple of Garth Brooks and Trisha Yearwood are now reportedly fighting like the Hatfields and McCoys. For months now the country couple has been sticking daggers in each others backs; he says she's…
Read full storyA March Madness College Is Fined Because of Its Cheerleaders
LAS VEGAS, Nevada- (Spoof Sports) - The NCAA Rules and Policy Committee has just announced that it will be fining Left Coast College because of their cheerleaders. A spokesperson for the basketball organization stated that the reason for the fine…
Read full storyKim Kardashian Says That Her New Boyfriend Spanish Matador Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho Is The Best Lover She's Ever Had
HIDDEN HILLS, California - (Spoof News) - The most famous of the five Kardashian sisters is reportedly head-over-heels in love with her new boyfriend, whom she refers to as my "Bullfighting Stud." Kim, who has had lots of lovers told Bedroom Pillo…
Read full storyThe Nutcase Governor of Texas, Greg "Wheelchair Willie" Abbott Announces He Is Going To Run For President (Ah Make That Roll For President)
MAR-A-LAGO - (Spoof News) - Texas Governor Greg Abbott has announced from the wheelchair ramp at Trump's Mar-a-Liar complex that he is throwing his red MAGA cap into the presidential ring. Abbott, who is known for his distinctive appearance, is wi…
Read full storyCanada Is Extremely Puzzled As To Why Thousands of Moose Are Leaving The Country and Settling in Alaska
VANCOUVER, Canada - (Spoof News) - The Canadian government is puzzled as to why thousands of moose are leaving the country and heading up to Alaska. A spokesperson for the Canadian government, Lil Phaletto, 74, said that she thinks it may be becau…
Read full storyJesus Comes Back, Gets Shot in Mass Shooting
Jesus Christ came back to life this Easter, but in Kentucky! And shortly thereafter, lo, the Lord was shot during another mass shooting in America. Everywhere around the world, they’re coming to America! The Lord and Savior of Nothing was tryin…
Read full storyEaster Miracle - Jesus Christ Seen in Jerusalem!
That’s right, the Son of Jehovah has finally returned to save us all … again. Seems the first time didn’t work so well – in fact, some would say the world has become worse since Jesus stepped his holy foot on Earthly soil. Two thousand years of ge…
Read full storyRecusal As Epstein Goes Viral
New York City, NY - (Teenage Glandular Secretions): There is feverish internet speculation tonight amid claims of a Justice Department stitch-up, after convicted serial pervert, Jeffrey Epstein, was busted at his swanky Upper East Side home. The s…
Read full storyPesto flavoured Hot Cross Buns are not flying off the shelves
Although they were marketed as a sensational taste, Pesto Hot Cross Buns have not sold a single one, yet. Tracey Happenstance, who works in the local supermarket told us: 'It was one thing when Heinz made the mayonaise Hot Cross Bun, or when they…
Read full storyJesus Invites Celebrities to Dine With Him
Celebrity News: Mariah Longcock, Sandra Bullcack, and Betty Dillweed are invited to dine with Jesus at his Hollywood mansion. Jesus purchased the mansion with money he stole from the Catholic Church. Saint Peter, is the Butler at the mansion an…
Read full storyJesus Christ Releases a 2000-Year-Old Fart as He is Risen!
Easter Monday today saw Jesus Christ himself rise from the grave and release the longest theological fart in history … This of course happened in Israel, not Utah or wherever American evangelicals think Jesus was from. Bethlehem Palestine, not Bet…
Read full storyTaylor Swift and Her Boyfriend Anson Mount, The Star of "Hell On Wheels" Purchase a Luxurious Villa In Cabo San Lucas, Mexico
CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - (Spoof News) - Bedroom Pillow Talk reports that lovebirds Taylor "Tay-Tay" Swift and Anson "The Stud" Mount have just purchased a $3.7 million Spanish style villa in Mexico's resort paradise town of Cabo San Lucas. The Tay…
Read full storySince The Trumptard Was Indicted on 69 Felony Counts Stormy Daniels Happily Reveals That She Is Getting 137 Marriage Proposals Each Day
MANHATTAN - (Spoof News) - Hollywood Innuendo reporter Fajita San Guacamole is reporting that she recently texted with Stormy "The Blonde Babe" Daniels. Fajita said that Stormy told her that she has never been happier for two reasons, (1) The damn…
Read full storyTom Brady And Reese Witherspoon Deny The Dating Rumors But...
TAMPA BAY, Florida - (Sports Spoof) - Reports out of Tampa Bay are that the recently retired NFL QB Tom "Terrific" Brady has dumped his extremely sexy Buccaneers girlfriend, and is now dating actress Reese Witherspoon, who has appeared in such movies…
Read full storyA nine-year-old kid got there before declassified jungle space agency papers reveal
Paris, France - (Lunatics): A nine-year-old girl named Sanna from Finland was not the first human on the moon, according to declassified Wiki-sneak Corporation secrets by founder Teixeira. Teixeira revealed that the Congo Pygmies landed on the moo…
Read full storyThe LGBTQ community is happy with Disney
Disney is all set to introduce their first on-screen gay character in their forthcoming film " Micky's New World". The Mickey character will be voiced by Ruth Pual. The animated film revolves around the Mouse family, which is described as a “legen…
Read full storyA Powerful Tsunami Totally Submerges Fukuoka, Japan
FUKUOKA, Japan - (Spoof News) - Japan's Bonsai News Agency is reporting that one of the biggest tsunamis in history has just hit southern Japan, caused by a massive explosion at a whipped cream factory. The tsunami, nicknamed Uippi nami (Whippy Wa…
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