HOLLYWOOD - (Spoof News) - Kim Kardashian recently had drinks with Bedroom Pillow Talk reporter Carolina Chipotle.
The two gals had a bunch of papaya Margaritas along with some Macho Nachos at The Drunk Duck Lounge in West Hollywood.
Chippy asked her how things were going with her new beau, Spanish bullfighter Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho.
Kimmy gushed with unbridled lust and joyous joy and said that Gazy is the best lover in the history of lovers, even better than the infamous Warren Beatty, who for a while was considered the "Best in The West."
Kim said that since she and her "Matador" have been dating her acting and singing have improved, and his bullfighting skills have gone through the roof.
She made no bones about the fact that every square inch on her body belongs to her Spanish stud, "El Gazpacho."
