HIDDEN HILLS, California - (Spoof News) - The most famous of the five Kardashian sisters is reportedly head-over-heels in love with her new boyfriend, whom she refers to as my "Bullfighting Stud."
Kim, who has had lots of lovers told Bedroom Pillow Talk writer Carolina Chipotle that her new hunk (Joaquin Beauregard Gazpacho) knows more about the art of physically and sexually pleasing a woman that all of her previous lovers, boyriends, and husbands combined.
"El Gazpacho" as he is known in The World of Bullfighting is the greatest matador in the world. He has been described by Tom Brady as being "The Tom Brady of Bullfighting."
"Gazy" as Kimmy calls him recently signed a contract to be the spokesperson for Taco Bell.
He and Kim will also be appearing in a commercial for Paul Bunyan Brand Glow-in-The-Dark Condoms.
SIDENOTE: Kim told Miss Chipotle that she hopes to one day have a bunch of little 'matadors' with "Gazy."
