NASHVILLE- (Music Spoof) - The once happy as hell couple of Garth Brooks and Trisha Yearwood are now reportedly fighting like the Hatfields and McCoys.
For months now the country couple has been sticking daggers in each others backs; he says she's bloated as the dickens and she says he has a wide load beer belly.
He has also mentioned to band members that her home cooking is loaded with calories, carbs, sodium, steroids, and reconstituted oregano.
She counters his remark by saying that she did not want to say it, but he is lip syncing about 92% of his songs, due to his being afflicted with Timpanini Lesions on his vocal cords, his tongue, and even his left ear lobe.
The two decided to write a song about their breakup as a form of therapy. The song is titled "Dammit, We Had It Made, But We Got Caught Up In Our Tremendously Tremendous Success and We Both Got Our Fat Asses Knocked Off Our High Horse Pronto." ■
