SOMEWHERE IN THE BLACK SEA - (Spoof Satire) - Mexico's El Ole News Agency reports that the destroyer Pancho Villa has just shot a Russian surveillance plane out of the Ukrainian sky.
The plane is worth $63 million and was the pride and joy of the Russian commie invader Vladimir Nikita "Shorty" Putin.
A spokesperson for the Mexican government, Doremi Granados said that the commander of the Pancho Villa, Captain Alonzo Lorenzo Si, will be awarded Mexico's highest naval medal The Maracasista Presidential Award for Tremendous Valor, Courage, Heroism, Gallantry, Fortitude, and Balls.
Captain Si will also receive a year's supply of El Matador Tequila, a pair of solid gold maracas, and $60,000 pesos cash [$3,320.66 US].
