MEXICALI, Mexico - (Spoof News) - Mexico's El Ole News Agency reports that federal agents have captured a gang of Sinaloan rustlers.
The trio of former maracas factory workers were caught red handed on the fighting bull ranch of Panchito Juanito Capirotada Jr, who is a second cousin of actress, fast food restaurant, and accordion player Eva Longoria.
The Rancher said that he fired six warning shots before he actually shot the trio's truck a 1999 Kia Kommander.
Mr. Capirotada did divulge that he had to shoot off the ear of one of the asshole rustlers after the stupid poacher dared him to.
The group had rounded up a total of nine bullfight fighting bulls which have a street value of $36,000.
