There were 259 spoof news stories published in April 2019. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Funny story: Trump Cancels the 1848 Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo with Mexico

Trump Cancels the 1848 Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo with Mexico

President Trump signed an executive order today to unilaterally cancel the 1848 Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo. Under the treaty at the end of the Mexican-American War, on July 4, 1848, the United States agreed to pay Mexico US$15 million for the lan...

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Funny story: Drug Cartel Sues Energy Drink Corporation over Trademark Infringement

Drug Cartel Sues Energy Drink Corporation over Trademark Infringement

Earlier this week, 'The Office of Envigado,' (former enforcement wing of the Medellin Cartel that inherited their turf and business connections)(source Wikipedia) in a stunning move; filed a lawsuit in the Seventh Circuit, US District Court for the N...

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Funny story: Teacher Embarrassed By Algebra Question

Teacher Embarrassed By Algebra Question

A teacher at a school in Bangkok was left red-faced on Friday after a student asked him a question about algebra that he could not answer. Moys Kenwood, 49, was teaching a Science lesson, during the course of which, the name 'Albert Einstein' came...

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Funny story: The Sultan Of Brunei Is A Bender

The Sultan Of Brunei Is A Bender

News is emerging from the little-known South-East Asian country of Brunei Darussalam this morning, that the nation's mega-rich leader, the Sultan of Brunei, is as bent as a nine bob note. Hassanal Bolkiah, whose real name is Haji Hassanal Bolkiah...

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Funny story: Man Amazed At Things He Discovered In Loft

Man Amazed At Things He Discovered In Loft

A man who was asked by his mother to go up and get something from in her loft, was amazed at some of the things he found there. Moys Kenwood, from Hull in East Yorkshire, ascended the loftladder with a degree of trepidation at what lay in wait, in...

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Funny story: Bookworm Has Read Some Awful Books Lately

Bookworm Has Read Some Awful Books Lately

A man who considers himself something of a bookworm, has revealed how, over the last few months, he has had the misfortune to have selected for reading several books that have turned out to be an absolute bag of shite. Moys Kenwood, 55, reads book...

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Funny story: More Than Half Of Denmark Is Now Built From Lego

More Than Half Of Denmark Is Now Built From Lego

It's been confirmed that significantly more than half of all buildings constructed in Denmark since 2001 have been built from Lego. The figure is actually 97%. Lego is the Danish company that produces the children's interlocking plastic buildin...

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Funny story: LGBT Groups Hostile Towards Queerbaiting

LGBT Groups Hostile Towards Queerbaiting

LGBT groups have today been demonstrating once again, as is their wit - this time about Queerbaiting in music and television. Queerbaiting is a practice that involves making subtle hints within a song or show that it might contain some aspect of i...

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Funny story: Black Hole Needs To Pull Up Its Pants

Black Hole Needs To Pull Up Its Pants

Newly-released images have stunned the scientific community. A Nobel Prize recipient was quoted as saying, "Nobody wants to see that. Put on some underwear or something." This latest test confirms the hypothesis that the universe is composed of...

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Funny story: Neural Implant that Could Translate Brain Activity in Stupid People

Neural Implant that Could Translate Brain Activity in Stupid People

Most humble, open-minded people can not only communicate with well-structured sentences, but also with gestures such as subtle eye movements. Then, there are those individuals who are arrogant and stupid-ass. They can't read any subtle gestures, l...

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Funny story: Elton John FA Cup Final Performance Offer Snubbed

Elton John FA Cup Final Performance Offer Snubbed

Sir Elton Hercules John, the popular singer, who has millions of fans worldwide, has offered his services as pre-match entertainment at this year's FA Cup final between his beloved Watford, and Manchester City, at Wembley Stadium in May, but has been...

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Funny story: Man Endured Tortuous Khmer Wedding

Man Endured Tortuous Khmer Wedding

It should have been a time for happiness and rejoicing on Saturday, but one man who was invited to a wedding enjoyed the whole tortuous, tedious torment so little, that he kept asking his wife: "Are we nearly at the end of this caper?" Moys Ken...

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Funny story: Elton John is not actually gay

Elton John is not actually gay

For decades, Elton John has prided himself on being one of the most annoyingly obvious homosexuals on Earth. However, his apparent act as a "brown dirt cowboy" is based on a lie. TheSpoof can exclusively reveal that Elton is, in fact, a half-man,...

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Funny story: Man Looked A Right Twat At School Dancing Event

Man Looked A Right Twat At School Dancing Event

A man caught up in a school end-of-term celebration, was collared into taking part in some 'local dancing', and ended up looking like a right twat. Moys Kenwood was minding his own business watching the various antics provided by the children at t...

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Funny story: HI-R-ME4 Robotics Research Lab Facing Litigation and Bankruptcy

HI-R-ME4 Robotics Research Lab Facing Litigation and Bankruptcy

HI-R-ME4 Robotics Research Corporation was supposed to be the "darling" of the high-tech world, but its recent failures have placed it in existential jeopardy. "I don't know what went wrong! We developed HI-R-ME4 in an effort to create a high-fun...

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Funny story: Black Hole Is Exactly As It Was Expected To Be

Black Hole Is Exactly As It Was Expected To Be

The very first real images of a black hole taken by the Event Horizon Telescope last week, seem to confirm that black holes are very much the sort of thing scientists had expected them to be - holes that are black. It was already known that black...

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Funny story: First Black Hole Contains Second Black Hole

First Black Hole Contains Second Black Hole

Scientists analyzing photographs sent back to Earth from the Event Horizon Telescope, which was used to capture the very first images of a black hole, have said that there appears to be another black hole inside the first black hole. The original...

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Funny story: First Black Hole Image Released: Einstein Speaks Out

First Black Hole Image Released: Einstein Speaks Out

Following the astonishing release of the first ever images of a black hole, the late Dr Albert Einstein, the little-known theoretical physicist and Nobel prize winner, has spoken out today through clairvoyant conman medium Derek Acora. Mr Acora's spi...

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Funny story: Gay couple are finally married

Gay couple are finally married

Sissy News: Gay couple Hassan al-Kontar and Stanley McConnell applied for a marriage license from Blue Chicken County, Minnesota. The jealous clerk, Abigail Miles, realized the two individuals listed on the application were male, then refused to offi...

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Funny story: Stephen Fry 'Beside Himself' That He Hasn't Been Chosen For Oscar Wilde Role

Stephen Fry 'Beside Himself' That He Hasn't Been Chosen For Oscar Wilde Role

Comedian, writer, actor, TV show host and all-round bighead, Stephen Fry, is reported to be so 'cross' that he has been overlooked for the role of Oscar Wilde in the new BBC Two series, 'The Importance Of Being Oscar', that he can feel another bout o...

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Funny story: Dead Duck Gate heating up as witness ducks found near the bench in Salisbury Park

Dead Duck Gate heating up as witness ducks found near the bench in Salisbury Park

Straight from British Intelligence sources, we now know there are (at least) two ducks willing to testify on what happened in March 2018 near a certain park bench. Boys were playing, and a couple (a father and daughter named Skripal) offered them...

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Funny story: Danny Rose Has Spoken Out On Racism

Danny Rose Has Spoken Out On Racism

Danny Rose, the Tottenham Hotspur and England footballer, who has been the victim, on several occasions, of racist abuse from fans, has spoken out about his feelings about how racism is perceived, and says he "can't wait to see the back of football".

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Funny story: Ukrainians Elect Comedian as President

Ukrainians Elect Comedian as President

It appears that comic actor Volodymyr Zelenskiy has just won the Ukrainian presidency by a landslide Exit polls and street interviews seemed to sense a national mood typified by the comments of diesel mechanic Taras Yuvechko: "The United States a...

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Funny story: Traffic Violations on the Rise in Wal Mart Stores

Traffic Violations on the Rise in Wal Mart Stores

When electric carts made their debut in Wal Mart stores years ago, much of the public viewed them as a compassionate convenience for those with serious mobility issues. Today public opinion seems to be turning against cart-going patrons. Don't get...

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Funny story: Young men having no sex on the rise. Older men suddenly feeling better about their younger sex lives also increasing.

Young men having no sex on the rise. Older men suddenly feeling better about their younger sex lives also increasing.

Recent numbers from the General Social Survey reveal the number of twenty-something men having no sex over the past year has nearly tripled from ten years ago to almost 30%. Bad news for a generation of men embarking on adulthood. Encouraging news...

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Funny story: Worker Pissed Off With Bosses Is On The Verge Of Telling Them To Go Fuck Themselves

Worker Pissed Off With Bosses Is On The Verge Of Telling Them To Go Fuck Themselves

A middle-aged worker at a local company, who has suffered at the hands of his intimidating, brutal, and bullying employers for so long, has now had just about as much as he can possibly stand from them, and is close to telling them to go fuck themsel...

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Funny story: Country Music Star Admits to Being Secret Slayer Fan

Country Music Star Admits to Being Secret Slayer Fan

While known for his crooning, picking, and twanging, country music megastar Ridge Lawson recently admitted that in his down time, he can't get enough of death metal band Slayer. "Fuck, they just really do it for me," said Lawson, briefly but unapo...

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Funny story: Trump to Receive Honorary Doctorate in Humane Letters

Trump to Receive Honorary Doctorate in Humane Letters

Wall Street, New York City. Special to The Spoof. Freedom University, located on Wall Street and dedicated to the furtherance of Capitalism, announced today that, at graduation ceremonies in early June, President Donald J. Trump will be awarded an h...

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Funny story: Trump And Hamburgers And Delusional People

Trump And Hamburgers And Delusional People

There is living proof, as witnessed by Donald Trump’s behavior, that a diet of hourly hamburgers and diet Coke, (apologies to the Cola company) can make one delusional. Though Trump in no way resembles the hamburger-eating character of the POPEYE...

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Funny story: Trump Doubts Existence of Black Hole

Trump Doubts Existence of Black Hole

Scientists announced last week that a string of high-powered telescopes to capture a first-ever image of a black hole, a “supermassive” black hole named M87. This week President Donald Trump, a notorious doubter of scientific conclusions, editoria...

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Funny story: London Marathon Winner Kept On Running All The Way Back To Kenya

London Marathon Winner Kept On Running All The Way Back To Kenya

The 39th London Marathon has been won by Kenyan distance specialist Eliud Kipchoge, who scampered over the line ahead of a huge field, and kept on running - all the way back to Kenya! Kipchoge, 38, completed the 26 miles and 385 yards in a time of...

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Funny story: Old Bus Ticket Found In Jeans Pocket

Old Bus Ticket Found In Jeans Pocket

News is emerging from sources this morning of the incredible story of a man who, whilst not even looking for it, found an old bus ticket rolled-up in the pocket of a pair of his jeans. The man came across the ticket when he turned his pockets insi...

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Funny story: Joe Biden To Star In Remake of Predator

Joe Biden To Star In Remake of Predator

Los Angeles, Ca - (CaCa Mess): A new career in the movies beckons for has-been former Obama Veep, Joe Biden, after Hollywood studio bosses offered him the starring role in a remake of the 1987 cult science fiction action horror film Predator. Bide...

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Funny story: Ice Cream Man Had Murder In His Eyes

Ice Cream Man Had Murder In His Eyes

We've all had the pleasure of enjoying a warm summer afternoon in the garden, with the sounds of happy children laughing and playing, when, all of a sudden, the jingle-jangle sound of the ice cream van announces its arrival. And so it was in one s...

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Funny story: Game Of Thrones Fans Threaten To Kill Themselves If A Ninth Series Is Not Made

Game Of Thrones Fans Threaten To Kill Themselves If A Ninth Series Is Not Made

The HBO series 'Game Of Thrones' entered its eighth and final series in the early hours of this morning, amidst cries from thousands of devoted fans that they will kill themselves if the show does not appear for a ninth season. The show first appe...

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Funny story: Former Punk Rocker Achieves True Success by Going to Work for Healthcare Company

Former Punk Rocker Achieves True Success by Going to Work for Healthcare Company

"So many people move here hoping to make it as a professional singer or songwriter and end up becoming disheartened when they never hit the big-time," said career counselor Pam Hardy of Nashville, Tennessee. "But I think we need to change our definit...

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Funny story: Joe Biden Doesn’t Pass Sniff Test: Muffs On Wife’s Hair

Joe Biden Doesn’t Pass Sniff Test: Muffs On Wife’s Hair

BILLINGSGATE POST: Joe Biden muffed when attempting to identify his wife’s hair. In a staged test set up by the Democrat National Committee, Biden was asked to correctly identify the hair of a number of randomly selected Individuals that included h...

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Funny story: Farmers Discuss What A Lettuce Would Be Called, If It Wasn't Called A Lettuce

Farmers Discuss What A Lettuce Would Be Called, If It Wasn't Called A Lettuce

High-level discussions have been taking place on an agricultural estate in Lincolnshire this afternoon, with regard to what people would call a lettuce if it wasn't already known as a lettuce. For those who are not 'in the know', an agricultural e...

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Funny story: Revenge Of Jacques De Molay As Notre Dame Is Toast

Revenge Of Jacques De Molay As Notre Dame Is Toast

Paris, France - (Sacre Bleu Mess): France is reeling from the sudden, tragic torching of one of its greatest national treasures after the Notre Dame de Paris cathedral was razed to the ground. The magnificent 800-year old edifice, which burst int...

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Funny story: Man Felt Rapid Effects Of Lentil Soup

Man Felt Rapid Effects Of Lentil Soup

A chance encounter with a friend in a market at the weekend, provided a rare opportunity for a spot of 'outside dining' for one man in Bangkok. Moys Kenwood, 52, had taken a bus trip to the Pahurat area of the city with its plethora of Indian shop...

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Funny story: Billiard Ball Spotted In Middle Of Road

Billiard Ball Spotted In Middle Of Road

A man walking along a deserted road near his home in a backwoods and out-of-the-way place had a mild shock this weekend, when, much to his surprise, he found a billiard ball in the middle of the road. The ball was the number 11 ball. All kinds...

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Funny story: Person who has avoided Game of Thrones for 10 years accidentally watches an episode

Person who has avoided Game of Thrones for 10 years accidentally watches an episode

A person who has successfully managed to avoid HBO’s cinematic masterpiece Game of Thrones is sadly caught out with only two days remaining before the final season begins. The woman, who prefers not to be named, accidentally walked in on her frie...

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Funny story: Trump Introduces Black New Deal

Trump Introduces Black New Deal

It's no secret that President Trump is not a fan of the Green New Deal. In typical fashion, the President made fun of Democrats, and the Deal, at a recent Republican gathering. What is noteworthy is that Donald Trump, along with climate deniers, and...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Prioritizes His Health By Switching from Sprite to Canada Dry

Nashville Man Prioritizes His Health By Switching from Sprite to Canada Dry

After being forced to undergo bypass surgery to address his advanced heart disease, 48-year-old Christian Casey of Nashville, Tennessee, decided it was time to make some real changes to his diet, including switching from drinking Sprite to Canada Dry...

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Funny story: The Man Who Had Talons For Toenails

The Man Who Had Talons For Toenails

A man who was visited at his home by a Social Security Fraud Inspector had a rather unusual physical characteristic. William Waghorn, about 75, of Fountain Road in Hull, received the visitor and his 'associate' when there was a rap on his front do...

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Funny story: Russia-gate movie already heating up for next year’s academy awards and ceremonies

Russia-gate movie already heating up for next year’s academy awards and ceremonies

Eager for a lift to ratings in sagging academy awards ceremonies, a new movie on Russia-gate has Hollywood excited and uplifted. The basic problem with the collusion theory has been Mr. Mueller’s finding nothing, as passed along by Attorney-Genera...

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Funny story: Harlem Man Questions Wisdom of April Fools' Day Joke of Proposing to Girlfriend He Plans to Break Up With

Harlem Man Questions Wisdom of April Fools' Day Joke of Proposing to Girlfriend He Plans to Break Up With

A lover of laughs and practical jokes, Lionel Freedman of Harlem, New York, considered pulling the quintessential April Fool’s prank of proposing to his girlfriend, Natasha, only to then tell her that he actually wanted to break up, but, after some t...

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Funny story: A Message From Donald Trump

A Message From Donald Trump

Now that the Russia hoax has been put to rest, I’d like to talk about important issues. First off, I’m not overweight. My critics say I’m obese, but I’m not. I’m 250 pounds of presidential dynamite. Presidential dynamite. All the do...

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Funny story: World's ice cream supply will run out in 20 years

World's ice cream supply will run out in 20 years

For many it is a rare treat, a delicious cool snack to be enjoyed on a hot British summer's day alongside a jellied rat. For others, it is a vile headache-inducing white paste served in a wet cardboard container that tastes of shoes. But whether you...

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Funny story: Catholic Church Plans Bring-And-Buy Sales To Raise Money For Notre-Dame Repairs

Catholic Church Plans Bring-And-Buy Sales To Raise Money For Notre-Dame Repairs

After the horrendous events of last weekend, when the 850-year-old Notre-Dame cathedral in Paris was severely damaged by fire, the Catholic church has announced several money-raising schemes to pay for its repair. The fire caused damage estimated...

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Funny story: Grand National Analysis Ahead Of The Race

Grand National Analysis Ahead Of The Race

The Aintree Grand National is with us once again, bringing with it all the excitement of watching 40-odd horses gallop round a course that is too long, over fences that are too high, and too dangerous, and stagger their bedraggled hulks past the fin...

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Funny story: Score One For The Elephants

Score One For The Elephants

An angry elephant killed a poacher who was hunting Rhinos at night in the Kruger National Park of South Africa. Accompanied by four other companions, his body is believed to have been consumed by a pride of hungry lions. A pride of really hungry lion...

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Funny story: Man Tries To Clone Ian Curtis

Man Tries To Clone Ian Curtis

A man who read something in a book about the legendary Joy Division frontman, Ian Curtis, who committed suicide in 1980, has embarked upon a crackpot scheme to clone the singer, it's been claimed. Moys Kenwood, who was 16 at the time of Curtis' un...

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Funny story: Assange, Snowden, Shrdlu: Three Exiles in Conversation

Assange, Snowden, Shrdlu: Three Exiles in Conversation

Reykjavik, Iceland. Just before WikiLeaks founder and director Julian Assange was taken into custody Thursday by the British government, the WikiLeaks editorial staff in Reykjavik began to record a conference call between the world's three most promi...

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Funny story: Trump Declares Cuba Belongs to U.S.

Trump Declares Cuba Belongs to U.S.

Mar-a-Lago, Palm Beach, Florida. Special to The Spoof. By executive order, issued from his private retreat here, President Donald Trump today proclaimed that Cuba was part of the United States. Secretary of State Mike Pompeo, at the Capitol, was u...

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Funny story: Fad Dieter Disappointed to Learn that Fasting Just Means Not Eating

Fad Dieter Disappointed to Learn that Fasting Just Means Not Eating

Health-conscious Krista Martin of Charleston, South Carolina, was intrigued by all the chatter in health clubs regarding the supposed benefits of water fasting, until, to her disappointment, she learned that “fasting” simply meant not eating. “Tal...

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Funny story: Trump To Face Challenge From George Clinton

Trump To Face Challenge From George Clinton

We've had Bill, we almost had Hillary, and now the US is only a vote away from having the biggest, loudest, craziest, sexiest and funkiest Clinton yet for its president - George, who has announced his intention to run for president in the 2020 electi...

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Funny story: Whistleblower Releases Unredacted Mueller Report

Whistleblower Releases Unredacted Mueller Report

Etaoin Shrdlu, the linotype operator on the Robert Mueller team, has taken asylum in the Venezuelan embassy in Ottawa following his announcement that he has set in motion the release of an unredacted copy of the final report that Mueller delivered to...

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Funny story: Debenhams Hull Store To Remain Open, Much To The Relief Of Man's Mother

Debenhams Hull Store To Remain Open, Much To The Relief Of Man's Mother

There was relief in one Hull household earlier today, when it was revealed that the city's Debenhams store was not on a list of 22 stores targeted for closure during 2020. The news was 'music to the ears' of Val Kenwood, 82, who goes to the Debenh...

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Funny story: SCOOP! We Get A Recording Of Putin And Jong Un's Good Ole Boy Meeting

SCOOP! We Get A Recording Of Putin And Jong Un's Good Ole Boy Meeting

Our ever-vigilant super spy drone has done it again! It managed to record the so called 'historic' meeting between big-wigs Vladimir 'the Impaler' Putin and Kim 'Moe haircut' Jong Un. And it did it without the former KGB agent or the Pilsbury Doughbo...

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Funny story: Mueller Report Released, With Redactions

Mueller Report Released, With Redactions

Anticipation is building towards the release of Robert Mueller’s report on interaction between the Donald Trump campaign and Russia. Will the report show collusion between the future president and a hostile foreign power? Many Democrats believe so, w...

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Funny story: Faint of Heart Finally Find a Hobby

Faint of Heart Finally Find a Hobby

Fed up with being warned off interesting-sounding activities like online dating, race car driving and the Peace Corps, millions of Americans identifying as “faint of heart” have finally found a new hobby: water fasting, which involves abstaining from...

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Funny story: “It Sure Beats Oral Sex.” Bill Clinton On Hair Sniffing

“It Sure Beats Oral Sex.” Bill Clinton On Hair Sniffing

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a rare admission that he may have crossed the line when he allowed Monica Lewinsky to perform oral sex on him while he was showing her his etchings in the Oval Office, Bill Clinton stated that he wishes he had thought of sniffi...

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Funny story: Alex Jones to Head the Office of Science and Technology Policy

Alex Jones to Head the Office of Science and Technology Policy

President Trump has appointed Alex Jones Director of The Office of Science and Technology Policy. Trump has pointed to Jones', "fine and strongly-beautiful work, on informing the public about science matters." Jones has sounded the alarm o...

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Funny story: Nashville Vegan Learns to Fit In Better by Feigning Sickness and Toning Down Her Spark for Life

Nashville Vegan Learns to Fit In Better by Feigning Sickness and Toning Down Her Spark for Life

Tired of feeling always on the outskirts of mainstream society due to her vegan lifestyle and glowing sense of wellbeing, Lindsay Larkin of Nashville, Tennessee, made it a goal to become a little more conventional, by periodically feigning illness an...

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Funny story: A Day in the Life of Juke Dagger MMA Fighter

A Day in the Life of Juke Dagger MMA Fighter

The life of an MMA fighter is less than glamorous. It's a shitty uphill battle, kicking, punching, and strangling my way to the top. My trainer gives me a wake-up call at 4:30am by yelling at me through a bullhorn in the doorway of my bedroom. If...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Underscores His Emotional Insecurities in Description of 2020 Presidential Candidates

Donald Trump Underscores His Emotional Insecurities in Description of 2020 Presidential Candidates

In a recent interview Donald Trump revealed his emotional insecurities over 2020 Democratic Presidential hopefuls. "First of all, there was no collusion with Russia," Trump stated for the millionth time. "Secondly...That is the number that come...

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Funny story: Slim Everdingle’s Wife Throws Away Gold Coins Because Dates Had Expired

Slim Everdingle’s Wife Throws Away Gold Coins Because Dates Had Expired

BILLINGSGATE POST: “I believe her.” Slim Everdingle told his sidekick. “Irina told me that she threw away my collection of $20 Gold Double Eagles because their dates had expired.” Slim estimated that there were at least 100 of these babies that...

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Funny story: Plan To Rename 2020 London Marathon

Plan To Rename 2020 London Marathon

It's been run every year since 1981, and is one of the most popular 'public competitor' events in the world, but from next year, 2020, the London Marathon is to undergo a massive identity transplant - it will be known as the London Snickers. The n...

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Funny story: Trump's Face To Appear On New $1 And $1,000 Bills

Trump's Face To Appear On New $1 And $1,000 Bills

News is just emerging from Washington that new currency bills of $1 and $1,000 denominations will be issued in September this year, bearing the face of President Donald J. Trump. Whilst there will be no color change to the green $1 bill, the $1,00...

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Funny story: Do It Yourself Health Care - Yes, It Has Come To That.

Do It Yourself Health Care - Yes, It Has Come To That.

In our modern, stressful world paying for healthcare we often get burned The pursuit of our happiness and health usually means needing a lot of wealth Hospitals, drugs and nursing care can rip our poor bank accounts bare But, fear not, there is...

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Funny story: Ecuadorian Embassy Turned Into Julian Assange's Own Dirty F-ing Art Studio

Ecuadorian Embassy Turned Into Julian Assange's Own Dirty F-ing Art Studio

Ecuadorian officials just simply had enough of Julian Assange's "artistic endeavors". "Assange said that he was making art in the spirit of conceptual artistic great, Piero Manzoni. At first the staff found it to be intellectually challenging and...

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Funny story: George Orwell Has Written A New Book, Even Though He's Dead

George Orwell Has Written A New Book, Even Though He's Dead

Extraordinary news has reached our Literature correspondent that author George Orwell, who wrote several classic books including '1984', 'Animal Farm', 'Homage To Catalonia' and 'The Road To Wigan Pier', has written a new book, despite the fact that...

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Funny story: Bonkers Sharia Lapidationfest As Sultan Re-Issues ‘Rainy Day Women #12 & 35’ Dylan Classic

Bonkers Sharia Lapidationfest As Sultan Re-Issues ‘Rainy Day Women #12 & 35’ Dylan Classic

Brunei, South China Sea - (Stone the Crows): In what may have been a misunderstanding about decriminalisation of the country’s draconian cannabis laws, Brunei’s Sultan Hass-anal Bolkiah, GCMG, KGB, DDT etc, has unexpectedly re-issued the 1966 Bob Dyl...

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Funny story: Forensic Team Say They Know The Cause Of Notre Dame Fire

Forensic Team Say They Know The Cause Of Notre Dame Fire

A police forensic investigation team looking into the cause of the fire that swept through Notre Dame cathedral in Paris on Monday, says it has already established how the blaze started. Pierre l'Escargot is a man who makes models from matches. He...

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Funny story: Acquaintances Reluctantly Concede that Super Cool-Seeming Guy Is In Fact Really Cool

Acquaintances Reluctantly Concede that Super Cool-Seeming Guy Is In Fact Really Cool

Several months after handsome, charismatic 38-year-old Hopper Bartlett moved to town, even those residents of Nashville, Tennessee, who'd been keen to find a chink in his super cool facade were forced to conclude that Hopper was, in fact, a really co...

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Funny story: This Week's News From Pakistan

This Week's News From Pakistan

(Pakistan News Sources) It is with great pleasure that we introduce and bring to you in your glorious western homes, the very interesting news from Pakistan, a forward-thinking society with outdated, insane Muslim values. A woman who had her head...

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Funny story: Barr dragged out of Attorney General’s office and arrested

Barr dragged out of Attorney General’s office and arrested

Senator Schumer has acknowledged that today’s news regarding Julian Assange did influence him in ordering the arrest of Attorney General William Barr. The senator “felt it highly necessary to follow this Assange precedent.” Early this morning t...

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Funny story: Chinese Spy Inserts Malicious Chinese Menu Into Mar-A-Lago Restaurant

Chinese Spy Inserts Malicious Chinese Menu Into Mar-A-Lago Restaurant

Mar-A-Lago, Florida April 9, 2019 U.S. Secret Service agents have detained a second Chinese person on suspicion of spying for the Chinese government. The arrest also occurred at Mar-A-Lago, the winter home of President Donald Trump. Unlike the...

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Funny story: Bermuda Triangle Has Gone Missing

Bermuda Triangle Has Gone Missing

There is concern tonight over a large sea area in the western part of the North Atlantic Ocean known as 'The Bermuda Triangle', which cannot now be located, and has been officially designated as "missing". The area, loosely defined as stretching f...

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Funny story: Chattre: The New Way to Learn Foreign Languages

Chattre: The New Way to Learn Foreign Languages

Fed up with those incessant Babbel commercials babbling away on how to learn a foreign language? Ever wonder what happened to Rosetta Stone? Or is it still around? Forget about Memrise and Duolingo! We've got a new, sure-fire language learning...

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Funny story: Ecuador Falls from List of Top Ten Asylum Destinations for Journalists

Ecuador Falls from List of Top Ten Asylum Destinations for Journalists

Following the arrest of Wikileaks founder Julian Assange at the Ecuadorian Embassy in London after President Lenin Moreno rescinded the diplomatic asylum Ecuador granted Assange in 2012, Ecuador plummeted off the list of top ten asylum destinations f...

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Funny story: Man's Daughter Fired Plastic Gun Relentlessly

Man's Daughter Fired Plastic Gun Relentlessly

There's nothing more annoying than kids, especially when they're being annoying, and so it was for one man this morning, as his daughter relentlessly wore down his patience by firing a noisy child's plastic gun at him whilst he was having his breakfa...

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Funny story: Woman Visited 'Hall Of Mirrors' And 'Stayed Like That'

Woman Visited 'Hall Of Mirrors' And 'Stayed Like That'

A woman who visited a popular fairground attraction with her boyfriend says she now regrets having done so, after her physical appearance was distorted beyond recognition, and he dumped her, citing "ugliness". Carol Temperton, 31, went into the Ha...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Misplaces Meaning of Life

Nashville Man Misplaces Meaning of Life

Always a spritual seeker, Gregg Pardon of Nashville, Tennessee, enrolled in a Buddhism course at local meditation center, where he was fortunate enough to discover the true meaning of life, only to misplace the notebook where he'd jotted down exactly...

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Funny story: Woman Heard 'Can't Get You Out Of My Head' By Kylie Minogue, And Couldn't Get It Out Of Her Head

Woman Heard 'Can't Get You Out Of My Head' By Kylie Minogue, And Couldn't Get It Out Of Her Head

A woman who had gone to Ibiza for a crazy beach dance party-cum-orgy, has told how she danced to the intoxicating rhythm of the Kylie Minogue favorite, 'Can't Get You Out Of My Head', and couldn't get the tune out of her head. Donna McGlone, 26, h...

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Funny story: 5th Grader Demands Mother Tell Him Why He Was An Accident

5th Grader Demands Mother Tell Him Why He Was An Accident

Lake County, Minnesota. Feeling that the time was right in order to have that special talk about "the birds and the bees", as well as "the unique moments" that keep life moving, Justin Harris, 10, sat his mother down last Wednesday, and demanded to...

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Funny story: Filthy Sayings and Antics of The Taco Bell Dog

Filthy Sayings and Antics of The Taco Bell Dog

The Spoof is dedicated to maintaining the memory of the greatest pop culture moments in Western Civilization. In this week’s Pop Culture Flashback, we’d like to look back at one of advertising’s most popular mascots, the Taco Bell chihuahua. From 199...

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Funny story: Man Is Forming A Band Like Kraftwerk

Man Is Forming A Band Like Kraftwerk

A man who inadvertently stumbled upon a Kraftwerk song he had forgotten about from the 1980s, and thoroughly enjoyed it, has said he, himself, is going to form a band like the German electronic band, and is currently recruiting band members. Moys...

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Funny story: Man Wouldn't Mind Going To A Cricket Match

Man Wouldn't Mind Going To A Cricket Match

A man from Yorkshire has given an indication to friends that, after having endured so many years without attending a cricket match, he now spends hours dreaming about hearing the thwack of leather against willow again. Moys Kenwood, 55, was remini...

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Funny story: New Study Says Breathing Will Help You Live Longer

New Study Says Breathing Will Help You Live Longer

For ages, man, as in the species not some random guy, has sought the fountain of youth. They found it in one of the Pirates of the Caribbean movies, but it was the bad one that no one saw, so people have no idea where they found it. But now scient...

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Funny story: Corporate Adviser Doing Well In Life Despite Lower Middle Class Upbringing

Corporate Adviser Doing Well In Life Despite Lower Middle Class Upbringing

Cleveland, Ohio. After being born and raised in the trenches of Dane County, Wisconsin, to lower middle class parents, and surviving numerous fraternity parties filled with booze and wild orgies at UW-Madison, Dwain Kurt, 40, was reported as "doing...

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Funny story: Creation of a New Extreme Sport No Holds Barred Golf

Creation of a New Extreme Sport No Holds Barred Golf

Even though there is a decent following in golf, most people around the world still think that it's a boring and irritating game. Watching long static camera shots on TV of people taking forever to tee-off, and all of that polite clapping afterwards...

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Funny story: TV Guide - 24th April

TV Guide - 24th April

6:00. Britain Now. Susanna Reid interviews a robot programmed to talk like Ronnie Corbett. 6:30. Tragedy Farm. The latest goings on in Sadley. A combine harvester crashes into the funeral hearse. 7:00. Quizbum. Geoff Arsely asks more anus rel...

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Funny story: Seagulls To Be Wiped Out After BBC Live Baby Turtle Death

Seagulls To Be Wiped Out After BBC Live Baby Turtle Death

Television viewers of the BBC One program “Blue Planet Live,” jammed the broadcaster's switchboard on Sunday night, after witnessing a horrifying attack by a seagull on a baby sea turtle during a live broadcast. The seagull swooped in on a precisi...

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Funny story: Donald Trump News Becoming More Obscure

Donald Trump News Becoming More Obscure

After an initial deluge of stories, over the last three years, about the quirky-but-likeable President of the United States, Donald Trump, things seem to have settled down at last, and the media is now resorting to different tactics including inventi...

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Funny story: Man Has Made Changes To The Way He Wipes His Arse

Man Has Made Changes To The Way He Wipes His Arse

A man has revealed one of his most intimate secrets to people he does not know, on an internet website. Karl Mowton, 35, says that he used to finish off his turds by standing up to wipe his bottom, but now sits down to do so. "It's been a slow...

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Funny story: Julian Assange Seen Hugging Tiger Woods After Victory At Masters

Julian Assange Seen Hugging Tiger Woods After Victory At Masters

BILLINGSGATE POST: That bearded guy pushing Tiger Woods’ mother aside so he could be the first to hug Tiger after he holed his putt at Augusta seemed familiar. Wearing the same pajamas he was seen wearing as he was escorted from the Ecuadorian Emba...

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Funny story: Moses angry over "divide"

Moses angry over "divide"

Waterpower B.C. Moses whose last book "The Old Testament" sold more than 12 billion copies says he is suing the Trump administration for copyright infringement. "Who does he think he is anyway? I can't pick up a tablet without reading about some n...

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Funny story: Man Discovers Strange Collection Of Dolls' Heads In Bloke's House

Man Discovers Strange Collection Of Dolls' Heads In Bloke's House

Hobbies can be fun, and one form of hobbyism is 'collecting things' as diverse as football stickers, programmes, cards, stamps, matchcards and matchboxes, beermats, foreign currency, and, as one man who visited a bloke he 'sort of' knows in a backwoo...

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Funny story: First Year College Student Wards Off Sexual Advances From Academic Advisor While Maintaining Ferocious And Uncontrollable Desire To Become A Historical Archivist

First Year College Student Wards Off Sexual Advances From Academic Advisor While Maintaining Ferocious And Uncontrollable Desire To Become A Historical Archivist

Winneshiek County, Iowa. After clearly stating that he did not want to experience the details of a hot, steamy, intensely-wild, "out-of-control" sex-driven relationship that could possibly go wrong several years down the road, 18-year-old Jeremy Lan...

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