There have been 150 spoof news stories published in April 2019. A selection of the most popular stories is shown here. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get news stories from a day in this month.

Trump Cancels the 1848 Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo with Mexico

Funny story: Trump Cancels the 1848 Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo with Mexico

President Trump signed an executive order today to unilaterally cancel the 1848 Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo. Under the treaty at the end of the Mexican-American War, on July 4, 1848, the United States agreed to pay Mexico US$15 million for the lan...

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Man Amazed At Things He Discovered In Loft

Funny story: Man Amazed At Things He Discovered In Loft

A man who was asked by his mother to go up and get something from in her loft, was amazed at some of the things he found there. Moys Kenwood, from Hull in East Yorkshire, ascended the loftladder with a degree of trepidation at what lay in wait, in...

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Man Endured Tortuous Khmer Wedding

Funny story: Man Endured Tortuous Khmer Wedding

It should have been a time for happiness and rejoicing on Saturday, but one man who was invited to a wedding enjoyed the whole tortuous, tedious torment so little, that he kept asking his wife: "Are we nearly at the end of this caper?" Moys Ken...

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Harlem Man Questions Wisdom of April Fools' Day Joke of Proposing to Girlfriend He Plans to Break Up With

Funny story: Harlem Man Questions Wisdom of April Fools' Day Joke of Proposing to Girlfriend He Plans to Break Up With

A lover of laughs and practical jokes, Lionel Freedman of Harlem, New York, considered pulling the quintessential April Fool’s prank of proposing to his girlfriend, Natasha, only to then tell her that he actually wanted to break up, but, after some t...

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“It Sure Beats Oral Sex.” Bill Clinton On Hair Sniffing

Funny story: “It Sure Beats Oral Sex.” Bill Clinton On Hair Sniffing

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a rare admission that he may have crossed the line when he allowed Monica Lewinsky to perform oral sex on him while he was showing her his etchings in the Oval Office, Bill Clinton stated that he wishes he had thought of sniffi...

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Russia-gate movie already heating up for next year’s academy awards and ceremonies

Funny story: Russia-gate movie already heating up for next year’s academy awards and ceremonies

Eager for a lift to ratings in sagging academy awards ceremonies, a new movie on Russia-gate has Hollywood excited and uplifted. The basic problem with the collusion theory has been Mr. Mueller’s finding nothing, as passed along by Attorney-Genera...

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Trump Introduces Black New Deal

Funny story: Trump Introduces Black New Deal

It's no secret that President Trump is not a fan of the Green New Deal. In typical fashion, the President made fun of Democrats, and the Deal, at a recent Republican gathering. What is noteworthy is that Donald Trump, along with climate deniers, and...

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Country Music Star Admits to Being Secret Slayer Fan

Funny story: Country Music Star Admits to Being Secret Slayer Fan

While known for his crooning, picking, and twanging, country music megastar Ridge Lawson recently admitted that in his down time, he can't get enough of death metal band Slayer. "Fuck, they just really do it for me," said Lawson, briefly but unapo...

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The Sultan Of Brunei Is A Bender

Funny story: The Sultan Of Brunei Is A Bender

News is emerging from the little-known South-East Asian country of Brunei Darussalam this morning, that the nation's mega-rich leader, the Sultan of Brunei, is as bent as a nine bob note. Hassanal Bolkiah, whose real name is Haji Hassanal Bolkiah...

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Whistleblower Releases Unredacted Mueller Report

Funny story: Whistleblower Releases Unredacted Mueller Report

Etaoin Shrdlu, the linotype operator on the Robert Mueller team, has taken asylum in the Venezuelan embassy in Ottawa following his announcement that he has set in motion the release of an unredacted copy of the final report that Mueller delivered to...

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Man Felt Rapid Effects Of Lentil Soup

Funny story: Man Felt Rapid Effects Of Lentil Soup

A chance encounter with a friend in a market at the weekend, provided a rare opportunity for a spot of 'outside dining' for one man in Bangkok. Moys Kenwood, 52, had taken a bus trip to the Pahurat area of the city with its plethora of Indian shop...

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Seagulls To Be Wiped Out After BBC Live Baby Turtle Death

Funny story: Seagulls To Be Wiped Out After BBC Live Baby Turtle Death

Television viewers of the BBC One program “Blue Planet Live,” jammed the broadcaster's switchboard on Sunday night, after witnessing a horrifying attack by a seagull on a baby sea turtle during a live broadcast. The seagull swooped in on a precisi...

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Danny Rose Has Spoken Out On Racism

Funny story: Danny Rose Has Spoken Out On Racism

Danny Rose, the Tottenham Hotspur and England footballer, who has been the victim, on several occasions, of racist abuse from fans, has spoken out about his feelings about how racism is perceived, and says he "can't wait to see the back of football".

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Joe Biden Doesn’t Pass Sniff Test: Muffs On Wife’s Hair

Funny story: Joe Biden Doesn’t Pass Sniff Test: Muffs On Wife’s Hair

BILLINGSGATE POST: Joe Biden muffed when attempting to identify his wife’s hair. In a staged test set up by the Democrat National Committee, Biden was asked to correctly identify the hair of a number of randomly selected Individuals that included h...

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Grand National Analysis Ahead Of The Race

Funny story: Grand National Analysis Ahead Of The Race

The Aintree Grand National is with us once again, bringing with it all the excitement of watching 40-odd horses gallop round a course that is too long, over fences that are too high, and too dangerous, and stagger their bedraggled hulks past the fin...

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A Message From Donald Trump

Funny story: A Message From Donald Trump

Now that the Russia hoax has been put to rest, I’d like to talk about important issues. First off, I’m not overweight. My critics say I’m obese, but I’m not. I’m 250 pounds of presidential dynamite. Presidential dynamite. All the do...

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5th Grader Demands Mother Tell Him Why He Was An Accident

Funny story: 5th Grader Demands Mother Tell Him Why He Was An Accident

Lake County, Minnesota. Feeling that the time was right in order to have that special talk about "the birds and the bees", as well as "the unique moments" that keep life moving, Justin Harris, 10, sat his mother down last Wednesday, and demanded to...

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Alex Jones to Head the Office of Science and Technology Policy

Funny story: Alex Jones to Head the Office of Science and Technology Policy

President Trump has appointed Alex Jones Director of The Office of Science and Technology Policy. Trump has pointed to Jones', "Fine and strongly-beautiful work, on informing the public about science matters." Jones has sounded the alarm o...

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Mueller Doubts Unredacted Report Leaked

Washington, D. C. In a sharp response to a reporter's question regarding an alleged leak of his report on Trump's connections with the Russians in 2016, special counsel Robert Mueller vigorously denied that Etaoin Shrdlu or anyone else could have rel...

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Joe Biden To Star In Remake of Predator

Funny story: Joe Biden To Star In Remake of Predator

Los Angeles, Ca - (CaCa Mess): A new career in the movies beckons for has-been former Obama Veep, Joe Biden, after Hollywood studio bosses offered him the starring role in a remake of the 1987 cult science fiction action horror film Predator. Bide...

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Trump Signs Executive Order Declaring His Father Fred Trump was Born in Germany

Funny story: Trump Signs Executive Order Declaring His Father Fred Trump was Born in Germany

Washington - President Donald Trump has triumphed once again over the fake news outlets like CNN and Washington Post, by cleverly passing an executive order that his father, Fred Trump, was actually born in Germany, as he has claimed many times while...

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Young men having no sex on the rise. Older men suddenly feeling better about their younger sex lives also increasing.

Funny story: Young men having no sex on the rise. Older men suddenly feeling better about their younger sex lives also increasing.

Recent numbers from the General Social Survey reveal the number of twenty-something men having no sex over the past year has nearly tripled from ten years ago to almost 30%. Bad news for a generation of men embarking on adulthood. Encouraging news...

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LGBT Groups Hostile Towards Queerbaiting

Funny story: LGBT Groups Hostile Towards Queerbaiting

LGBT groups have today been demonstrating once again, as is their wit - this time about Queerbaiting in music and television. Queerbaiting is a practice that involves making subtle hints within a song or show that it might contain some aspect of i...

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Ice Cream Man Had Murder In His Eyes

Funny story: Ice Cream Man Had Murder In His Eyes

We've all had the pleasure of enjoying a warm summer afternoon in the garden, with the sounds of happy children laughing and playing, when, all of a sudden, the jingle-jangle sound of the ice cream van announces its arrival. And so it was in one s...

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This Week's News From Pakistan

Funny story: This Week's News From Pakistan

(Pakistan News Sources) It is with great pleasure that we introduce and bring to you in your glorious western homes, the very interesting news from Pakistan, a forward-thinking society with outdated, insane Muslim values. A woman who had her head...

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Nashville Vegan Learns to Fit In Better by Feigning Sickness and Toning Down Her Spark for Life

Funny story: Nashville Vegan Learns to Fit In Better by Feigning Sickness and Toning Down Her Spark for Life

Tired of feeling always on the outskirts of mainstream society due to her vegan lifestyle and glowing sense of wellbeing, Lindsay Larkin of Nashville, Tennessee, made it a goal to become a little more conventional, by periodically feigning illness an...

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Chinese Spy Inserts Malicious Chinese Menu Into Mar-A-Lago Restaurant

Funny story: Chinese Spy Inserts Malicious Chinese Menu Into Mar-A-Lago Restaurant

Mar-A-Lago, Florida April 9, 2019 U.S. Secret Service agents have detained a second Chinese person on suspicion of spying for the Chinese government. The arrest also occurred at Mar-A-Lago, the winter home of President Donald Trump. Unlike the...

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Man Has Made Changes To The Way He Wipes His Arse

Funny story: Man Has Made Changes To The Way He Wipes His Arse

A man has revealed one of his most intimate secrets to people he does not know, on an internet website. Karl Mowton, 35, says that he used to finish off his turds by standing up to wipe his bottom, but now sits down to do so. "It's been a slow...

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Bonkers Sharia Lapidationfest As Sultan Re-Issues ‘Rainy Day Women #12 & 35’ Dylan Classic

Funny story: Bonkers Sharia Lapidationfest As Sultan Re-Issues ‘Rainy Day Women #12 & 35’ Dylan Classic

Brunei, South China Sea - (Stone the Crows): In what may have been a misunderstanding about decriminalisation of the country’s draconian cannabis laws, Brunei’s Sultan Hass-anal Bolkiah, GCMG, KGB, DDT etc, has unexpectedly re-issued the 1966 Bob Dyl...

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Chattre: The New Way to Learn Foreign Languages

Fed up with those incessant Babbel commercials babbling away on how to learn a foreign language? Ever wonder what happened to Rosetta Stone? Or is it still around? Forget about Memrise and Duolingo! We've got a new, sure-fire language learning...

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The Man Who Had Talons For Toenails

Funny story: The Man Who Had Talons For Toenails

A man who was visited at his home by a Social Security Fraud Inspector had a rather unusual physical characteristic. William Waghorn, about 75, of Fountain Road in Hull, received the visitor and his 'associate' when there was a rap on his front do...

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Racetrack Officials Award First Place To Jockey Who Drugged Horse

Funny story: Racetrack Officials Award First Place To Jockey Who Drugged Horse

A Mexican jockey pulled a fast one over the weekend. Horse jockey, Jose Hernandez, aka "The Druggie", was racing his horse, Ask Jesus, at the Killeagh Point-to-Point in Ireland on Sunday, when Hernandez decided to eat a burrito in the middle of t...

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Electoral College Electors Hiding Out From Democratic Assassins Because of 2016 Election

Funny story: Electoral College Electors Hiding Out From Democratic Assassins Because of 2016 Election

Life is not easy for any of the 538 Electors from the 2016 election. Too many people with good memories remember very well the outcome of that election BECAUSE OF the outcome of that election. The trouble can well be stated in one word that begins wi...

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Moses angry over "divide"

Waterpower B.C. Moses whose last book "The Old Testament" sold more than 12 billion copies says he is suing the Trump administration for copyright infringement. "Who does he think he is anyway? I can't pick up a tablet without reading about some n...

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Screaming, Crying, Throwing An Intensely Psychotic Fit, And Drinking Heavily Seen As Possible Methods For Getting Through Writer's Block

Funny story: Screaming, Crying, Throwing An Intensely Psychotic Fit, And Drinking Heavily Seen As Possible Methods For Getting Through Writer's Block

Wisconsin. The results of a state-wide survey conducted by numerous academic departments within the University-Of-Wisconsin System, indicated that throwing a massive and psychotic fit, screaming at the Moon, crying intensely, and drinking hard liquo...

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Jeff Bezos Ex-wife "Satisfied" With Divorce Settlement

Funny story: Jeff Bezos Ex-wife "Satisfied" With Divorce Settlement

It's been reported that Amazon boss, Jeff Bezos, has finalized his divorce settlement, and has agreed to pay his ex-wife, Mackenzie, a staggering $35billion. She has said she is "satisfied". Speaking at her new home, the former Mrs Bezos said:...

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Multi-Chin Celebrities Trump and Limbaugh in Legal Fight Over "Pencil Neck" Nickname Trademark

Funny story: Multi-Chin Celebrities Trump and Limbaugh in Legal Fight Over "Pencil Neck" Nickname Trademark

Washington - Lawyers for President Donald Trump and radio host Rush Limbaugh have threatened legal action over which personality invented the term "Pencil Neck" to describe their opponents. Trump has called Democrat representative Adam Schiff "Lit...

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Nashville Man Misplaces Meaning of Life

Funny story: Nashville Man Misplaces Meaning of Life

Always a spritual seeker, Gregg Pardon of Nashville, Tennessee, enrolled in a Buddhism course at local meditation center, where he was fortunate enough to discover the true meaning of life, only to misplace the notebook where he'd jotted down exactly...

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Ecuador Falls from List of Top Ten Asylum Destinations for Journalists

Funny story: Ecuador Falls from List of Top Ten Asylum Destinations for Journalists

Following the arrest of Wikileaks founder Julian Assange at the Ecuadorian Embassy in London after President Lenin Moreno rescinded the diplomatic asylum Ecuador granted Assange in 2012, Ecuador plummeted off the list of top ten asylum destinations f...

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Needle Finds Himself in Haystack

Funny story: Needle Finds Himself in Haystack

After being casually discarded by a midwestern seamstress fed up with her sweat-shop work conditions and her employer's low-budget equipment, a needle named Ned landed in a South Dakota haystack, where, serendipitously, he ended up finding himself.

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Unredacted Mueller Report Reaches MSNBC

Rockefeller Plaza, NYC. As Brian Williams was about to begin "The 11th Hour" program tonight, a messenger from an unidentified delivery service dropped off a sealed manuscript sent by Etaoin Shrdlu, the alleged leaker of the unredacted Mueller Report...

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Queens Man Singlehandedly Making America Old-School Again

Funny story: Queens Man Singlehandedly Making America Old-School Again

By taking it upon himself to bring back certain - in his view - underused words like "thrice" and "twofold," Ben Baxter of Queens, New York, is aiming to singlehandedly make America old-school again. "Twice may be nice, but thrice is twofold bada...

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Score One For The Elephants

Funny story: Score One For The Elephants

An angry elephant killed a poacher who was hunting Rhinos at night in the Kruger National Park of South Africa. Accompanied by four other companions, his body is believed to have been consumed by a pride of hungry lions. A pride of really hungry lion...

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Honk If You’d Accept A Hug From Joe Biden

Funny story: Honk If You’d Accept A Hug From Joe Biden

The Hen Newspaper led with a headline: Honk Horn If You’d Accept A Hug From Joe Biden. The horns are blasting. The guy is a sweetie, and you can tell that a mile away. He has that generous Robert Redford smile and smarts. And who doesn’t like smarts?...

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William Barr Issues New Four Page Summary; Rules that U.S. is Legally "Still a Monarchy"

Funny story: William Barr Issues New Four Page Summary; Rules that U.S. is Legally "Still a Monarchy"

Washington - Attorney General William Barr has determined that the Constitutional Democracy envisioned by the founding fathers was "fatally misconceived" and thus illegal, and has ruled that the United States must return to a monarchy form of governm...

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Russia, If You’re Listening, Release Trump’s Tax Returns

Funny story: Russia, If You’re Listening, Release Trump’s Tax Returns

Russia, if you’re listening, please release Trump’s tax returns because he won’t! He claims they are "being audited." Since he announced his run for the presidency, years ago going down that escalator, Trump claimed his tax returns were "being audite...

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Aspiring Novelist Encouraged by Polite Rejections He's Received

Funny story: Aspiring Novelist Encouraged by Polite Rejections He's Received

While aspiring novelist Nate Hanson of Tulsa, Oklahoma, hasn't - yet - found any takers for the  "modern-day great American novel" he spent over a decade writing, he is heartened and deeply encouraged by the plethora of extremely civil rejections he'...

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Republicans, Quit Picking On Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Funny story: Republicans, Quit Picking On Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Republicans, quit picking on Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. It’s just another failed attempt to pick on women smarter and sharper than you, in an effort to silence the little lady who belongs back in the kitchen whipping up your grits, clean...

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Barr Seizing All Leaked Copies of Unredacted Mueller Report

Capitol Hill. Washington, D. C. A week after whistleblower Etaoin Shrdlu announced that he had leaked the unredacted Mueller Report to congress and the media, no one has received a copy. There is a growing concern among Democrats that Attorney Genera...

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Man Looked A Right Twat At School Dancing Event

Funny story: Man Looked A Right Twat At School Dancing Event

A man caught up in a school end-of-term celebration, was collared into taking part in some 'local dancing', and ended up looking like a right twat. Moys Kenwood was minding his own business watching the various antics provided by the children at t...

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Missouri Man Loses His Poetic License

Funny story: Missouri Man Loses His Poetic License

Bart Wilkes of St. Louis, Missouri, suffered a major cramp in his verbal style when his poetic license was revoked due to overuse. "So unfair," said Bart. "For a published - well, self-published - poet who's won major awards - well, once won first...

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Dr. Billingsgate Captured In Three Prong Pincer Attack: Admission Scandal Alleged

Funny story: Dr. Billingsgate Captured In Three Prong Pincer Attack: Admission Scandal Alleged

BILLINGSGATE POST: In a three-prong pincer attack led by Field Marshall Adam “Pencil Neck” Schiff, the secluded cave that served as headquarters for the reclusive Dr. Billingsgate was raided by a paramilitary force led by Field Marshall Schiff. A...

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Assange, Snowden, Shrdlu: Three Exiles in Conversation

Reykjavik, Iceland. Exclusive to The Spoof. Just before WikiLeaks founder and director Julian Assange was taken into custody Thursday by the British government, the WikiLeaks editorial staff in Reykjavik began to record a conference call between the...

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Hasbro Introduces New Adult Toy: Writer's Blocks

Funny story: Hasbro Introduces New Adult Toy: Writer's Blocks

Long known for producing children's toy favorites like G.I Joe and Mr. Potato Head, manufacturing giant Hasbro has branched into the adult toy sector with its new series of Writer's Blocks,, geared toward aspiring authors and other creative types who...

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Drug Cartel Sues Energy Drink Corporation over Trademark Infringement

Funny story: Drug Cartel Sues Energy Drink Corporation over Trademark Infringement

Earlier this week, 'The Office of Envigado,' (former enforcement wing of the Medellin Cartel that inherited their turf and business connections)(source Wikipedia) in a stunning move; filed a lawsuit in the Seventh Circuit, US District Court for the N...

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Elton John FA Cup Final Performance Offer Snubbed

Funny story: Elton John FA Cup Final Performance Offer Snubbed

Sir Elton Hercules John, the popular singer, who has millions of fans worldwide, has offered his services as pre-match entertainment at this year's FA Cup final between his beloved Watford, and Manchester City, at Wembley Stadium in May, but has been...

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Old man tempted to join new team

Funny story: Old man tempted to join new team

Gary Johnson Sr, 78, and father of Gary Johnson 48, who is often featured on these pages, from Chutney on the Fritz, has revealed that after years of being on one team, he has been sorely tempted to join another one, again. He has been playing dar...

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CNN Libel Trial Bombshell: Smirking Student in Viral Covington High Video was Actually Ben Shapiro

Funny story: CNN Libel Trial Bombshell: Smirking Student in Viral Covington High Video was Actually Ben Shapiro

Covington, Kentucky - During opening arguments of the libel case brought by lawyers on behalf of a Covington High School teen against CNN and other news outlets, it was revealed that the individual in the viral video that was the subject of many news...

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Middle Class Parents Glad Their Son Is Dropping Out Of College To Become A Correctional Officer In Order To Support Pregnant Girlfriend

Funny story: Middle Class Parents Glad Their Son Is Dropping Out Of College To Become A Correctional Officer In Order To Support Pregnant Girlfriend

Madison, Wisconsin. Thomas and Joanna Harper expressed nothing but sheer joy and profound happiness last Thursday when they learned that their son Brad, 22, is dropping out of UW-Madison in order to become a correctional officer after getting 21-yea...

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Nashville Man Prioritizes His Health By Switching from Sprite to Canada Dry

Funny story: Nashville Man Prioritizes His Health By Switching from Sprite to Canada Dry

After being forced to undergo bypass surgery to address his advanced heart disease, 48-year-old Christian Casey of Nashville, Tennessee, decided it was time to make some real changes to his diet, including switching from drinking Sprite to Canada Dry...

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Biden case leads to new product protection for females “where males gather”

Funny story: Biden case leads to new product protection for females “where males gather”

Mr. Biden’s possible 2020 campaign for the presidency is currently preoccupied with several females claiming he touched them inappropriately. Despite saying he should “keep his hands to himself,” Ms. Pelosi has explained these gestures by Mr. Bide...

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Barr dragged out of Attorney General’s office and arrested

Funny story: Barr dragged out of Attorney General’s office and arrested

Senator Schumer has acknowledged that today’s news regarding Julian Assange did influence him in ordering the arrest of Attorney General William Barr. The senator “felt it highly necessary to follow this Assange precedent.” Early this morning t...

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Where’s Waldo Ginsburg? She Can Hide, But She Can't Run

Funny story: Where’s Waldo Ginsburg? She Can Hide, But She Can't Run

BILLINGSGATE POST: If you thought it was difficult to find Waldo, trying to find Ruthie is even harder. There are those who claim she is dead; that the Democrats are hiding her passing so that Trump can’t replace her with a conservative. Slim Eve...

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Corporate Adviser Doing Well In Life Despite Lower Middle Class Upbringing

Funny story: Corporate Adviser Doing Well In Life Despite Lower Middle Class Upbringing

Cleveland, Ohio. After being born and raised in the trenches of Dane County, Wisconsin, to lower middle class parents, and surviving numerous fraternity parties filled with booze and wild orgies at UW-Madison, Dwain Kurt, 40, was reported as "doing...

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MSNBC's Copy of Unredacted Mueller Report a Hoax?

Ottawa, Canada. Speaking by phone from the Venezuelan embassy in Ottawa to Fox commentator Sean Hannity, Etaoin Shrdlu, who claims to have leaked the complete unredacted Mueller Report to congress and the media, denied that the copy read and displaye...

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Man for the Life of Him Can't Spell Rythym

Funny story: Man for the Life of Him Can't Spell Rythym

A local man from Dookiesville Township has come clean on a lifelong problem that has plagued him his entire life from birth to how old he is now, or, in other words as long as he has lived, which many people refer to as lifelong. He can't spell th...

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Grand National 2019: Grandmother's Analysis

Funny story: Grand National 2019: Grandmother's Analysis

The Grand National, the greatest horse race in the world over the most challenging four miles horses are likely to encounter, is upon us once again, and Enfield grandmother, Joyce Fishburn, is one of millions of women across the UK who like to have a...

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Filthy Sayings and Antics of The Taco Bell Dog

Funny story: Filthy Sayings and Antics of The Taco Bell Dog

The Spoof is dedicated to maintaining the memory of the greatest pop culture moments in Western Civilization. In this week’s Pop Culture Flashback, we’d like to look back at one of advertising’s most popular mascots, the Taco Bell chihuahua. From 199...

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Julian Assange Seen Hugging Tiger Woods After Victory At Masters

BILLINGSGATE POST: That bearded guy pushing Tiger Woods’ mother aside so he could be the first to hug Tiger after he holed his putt at Augusta seemed familiar. Wearing the same pajamas he was seen wearing as he was escorted from the Ecuadorian Emba...

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Julian Assange Has Escaped From Custody

Funny story: Julian Assange Has Escaped From Custody

Julian Assange, the man who was arrested by British police at the Ecuador Embassy in London on Thursday, has slipped past his captors and has miraculously escaped. You might say, "there has been a leak". Mr. Assange was being detained at a poli...

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Jennifer Lopez is scared of black holes

Funny story: Jennifer Lopez is scared of black holes

Jennifer Lopez is officially a science fanatic, after reading her daughter's science book issued by an elementary school. "When I was in school, I never read books. I was just Jenny from the block," says Lopez. She's amazed and terrified at t...

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Donald Trump News Becoming More Obscure

Funny story: Donald Trump News Becoming More Obscure

After an initial deluge of stories, over the last three years, about the quirky-but-likeable President of the United States, Donald Trump, things seem to have settled down at last, and the media is now resorting to different tactics including inventi...

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Giant Fatberg Discovered Under Former Assange Dugout At Ecuador’s London Embassy

Funny story: Giant Fatberg Discovered Under Former Assange Dugout At Ecuador’s London Embassy

London, UK - (Assange Mess): Ecuador’s envoy in London has had to evacuate the country’s embassy building after emergency pest control found a rotting 30-ton grease ball under Julian Assange’s former cellar lair. The fugitive from justice was nabb...

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Alec Baldwin to run for president; hires security guards

Funny story: Alec Baldwin to run for president; hires security guards

Following his tweets on possibly running for president in 2020, Alec Baldwin has formally announced his candidacy. The actor, mostly renowned for his impression of Mr. Trump in the past two years, stated: “It would be so easy. So easy.” Politic...

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Football Gossip: Mike Dean's 100 Red Cards, Celtic Prophylactic, Scotland Women, Togolese Referee Innocent

Funny story: Football Gossip: Mike Dean's 100 Red Cards, Celtic Prophylactic, Scotland Women, Togolese Referee Innocent

It was high fives all round, as referee Mike Dean etched his name into the record books by becoming the first referee to show 100 red cards in the Premier League. Manchester United captain Ashley Young spoke to The Spoof afterwards. "I'm proud to hav...

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Man Massaged Johnson On Bus

Funny story: Man Massaged Johnson On Bus

There were scenes of drama on a public transport bus in Chicago at the weekend, when a man was allegedly 'interfered with' whilst travelling as a passenger in the vehicle. Eric Johnson, 43, was sitting towards the front of the bus, when another ma...

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Person who has avoided Game of Thrones for 10 years accidentally watches an episode

A person who has successfully managed to avoid HBO’s cinematic masterpiece Game of Thrones is sadly caught out with only two days remaining before the final season begins. The woman, who prefers not to be named, accidentally walked in on her frie...

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First Black Hole Image Released: Einstein Speaks Out

Funny story: First Black Hole Image Released: Einstein Speaks Out

Following the astonishing release of the first ever images of a black hole, the late Dr Albert Einstein, the little-known theoretical physicist and Nobel prize winner, has spoken out today through clairvoyant conman medium Derek Acora. Mr Acora's spi...

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Left Hand Now Knows What Right Hand Is Doing

Funny story: Left Hand Now Knows What Right Hand Is Doing

Tired about constantly being the butt of people's barbed wit, a left hand has taken the trouble to find out just what its right counterpart is doing, and this has had immediate success at one motor car parts manufacturing company in Denver. Staff...

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Julian Assange: Profile

Funny story: Julian Assange: Profile

Julian Assange, the founder of WikiLeaks, who had been residing at the Ecuador Embassy in London since 2012 until his arrest last Thursday, is a wanted man in both the US and Sweden, but, apart from that, it's difficult to think of anything else to w...

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WikiLeaks Gets Plugged: The 10 Reasons Why

Funny story: WikiLeaks Gets Plugged: The 10 Reasons Why

April 12, 2019 London, United Kingdom In an exclusive interview with award-winning reporter, Amiko Aventurista, the Ecuadorian Ambassador to the United Kingdom, Senior Maximo Frutuoso De La Cruz Rodriquez, explained his 10 reasons why Julian Assa...

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Black Hole Needs To Pull Up Its Pants

Funny story: Black Hole Needs To Pull Up Its Pants

Newly-released images have stunned the scientific community. A Nobel Prize recipient was quoted as saying, "Nobody wants to see that. Put on some underwear or something." This latest test confirms the hypothesis that the universe is composed of...

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Jamal Khashoggi, Lord Lucan, Shergar, MH370 Airliner Etc All Suspected Of Hiding In Ecuador Embassy Alongside Julian Assange

Funny story: Jamal Khashoggi, Lord Lucan, Shergar, MH370 Airliner Etc All Suspected Of Hiding In Ecuador Embassy Alongside Julian Assange

London, UK - (Houdini Mess): Armed cops have surrounded Ecuador’s UK embassy where Wikileaks founder Julian Assange is holed up in a cat piss-soaked basement awaiting extradition to the United Snakes. The 69 year-old fugitive continues to brazen...

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Britain's Got Violent

Funny story: Britain's Got Violent

An exciting new TV show is being lined-up for an autumn release in a similar format to 'Britain's Got Talent', but with British street violence as its theme. 'Britain's Got Violent' will demonstrate the way in which life on Britain's streets has b...

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American Universities Becoming More Successful At Discovering Signs Of "At-Risk" Students

Funny story: American Universities Becoming More Successful At Discovering Signs Of "At-Risk" Students

With college dropout rates in the United States (and particularly in the Midwest) still a major concern, sources confirmed last Thursday that Universities are becoming more successful at discovering signs of "at-risk" students. Although typical...

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New York Woman Excels at Handling Crises She Herself Creates

Funny story: New York Woman Excels at Handling Crises She Herself Creates

Molly Hayes of Brooklyn, New York, prides herself on remaining calm, cool, and collected in the crises she herself creates. "Someone's got to be the voice of reason when things get toxic and overly emotional as a result of gossip I've spread or mi...

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Black Hole Is Exactly As It Was Expected To Be

Funny story: Black Hole Is Exactly As It Was Expected To Be

The very first real images of a black hole taken by the Event Horizon Telescope last week, seem to confirm that black holes are very much the sort of thing scientists had expected them to be - holes that are black. It was already known that black...

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Wingless bird, not an Ibis, but near, goes on a Jihad!

Funny story: Wingless bird, not an Ibis, but near, goes on a Jihad!

Disturbing images of a wingless bird attacking non-believers in Outer Mongolia, have gone viral across the internet! The bird, originally from New Zealand, has infiltrated mainland Asia and is spreading its wings across the planet on a "Ornitholog...

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Julian Assange wants to create a Parody News site

Funny story: Julian Assange wants to create a Parody News site

New Wave News: Julian Assange says he plans to open a fake news site similar to the National Inquirer after his last stint went terribly wrong, embroiling him in a firestorm of false accusations and arrest warrants. He wants to runs a parody websi...

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Premier League Title Race Is So Exciting, That Fans Are Literally 'Touching Cloth'

Funny story: Premier League Title Race Is So Exciting, That Fans Are Literally 'Touching Cloth'

The Premier League title race, between Liverpool and Manchester City, has become such an exciting and edge-of-the-seat-type affair, that supporters of both teams are at fever pitch, and quite literally, "touching cloth". Liverpool are two points a...

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Guy Caught Urinating In Gent's Public Toilets

Funny story: Guy Caught Urinating In Gent's Public Toilets

Police were called to an incident at Paddington Station in London at the weekend, when a 28-year-old man was arrested for urinating in a public place - the Gentlemen's conveniences located on Platform 1. Guy Court, 28, was apprehended shortly afte...

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Wisconsin Resident Angry That Hoia-Baciu Forest In Romania Was Ranked "Second" On Random Website Last Weekend

Funny story: Wisconsin Resident Angry That Hoia-Baciu Forest In Romania Was Ranked "Second" On Random Website Last Weekend

Platteville, Wisconsin. 39-year-old Craig Harvell threw a massive and profoundly psychotic fit on Friday, April 5th at 11:45 pm when he drunkenly saw a random website that had the Hoia-Baciu Forest in Romania ranked "second" on the list of the Wor...

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Revenge Of Jacques De Molay As Notre Dame Is Toast

Funny story: Revenge Of Jacques De Molay As Notre Dame Is Toast

Paris, France - (Sacre Bleu Mess): France is reeling from the sudden, tragic torching of one of its greatest national treasures after the Notre Dame de Paris cathedral was razed to the ground. The magnificent 800-year old edifice, which burst int...

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Attorney General's Redaction Instructions Revealed.

AP reporter, Quigley Sand, recently obtained a leaked set of instructions from William Barr to his staff on how to specifically redact the Mueller Report. The following instructions in regards to the redaction of the Mueller Report are as foll...

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Man Kept Thinking It Was Saturday When It Was Only Friday!

Funny story: Man Kept Thinking It Was Saturday When It Was Only Friday!

There was confusion aplenty in one backwoods-and-out-of-the-way place today, when one man kept thinking it was Saturday when, in reality, it was only Friday! The confusion had arisen because of the fact that Khmer New Year celebrations, which star...

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Football Gossip: Pogba Apprenticeship, Sun and Sangria, Gone in 39 Seconds, Not Maureen, Carroll Injury?

Funny story: Football Gossip: Pogba Apprenticeship, Sun and Sangria, Gone in 39 Seconds, Not Maureen, Carroll Injury?

Manchester United assistant manager Mike Phelan agrees with out of work former manager Jose "Maureen" Mourinho, that £89million buy and World Cup winner, France midfielder Paul Pogba, 26, is "not the finished deal." Phelan insists that Pogba should s...

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Elderlies annoyed with reports on what they’re thinking about following demise

Funny story: Elderlies annoyed with reports on what they’re thinking about following demise

Starting with an article in Newsweek magazine yesterday, a wave of irritation and protest has surged throughout the elderly community. The Newsweek headline: “Elderly Americans are dying without getting to read Mueller’s report and they’re not...

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France's Tax Cut Becomes a Yellow Vest Nightmare

Funny story: France's Tax Cut Becomes a Yellow Vest Nightmare

The implementation of a policy of tax reductions has recently taken root in the French Government. Although the demand for lower taxes began over fuel costs, the yellow vests' displeasure grew to include a whole host of gripes over President Macr...

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Man Decides To Change His Newsagent

Funny story: Man Decides To Change His Newsagent

A man in Cambridge has told friends that, barring any last-minute complications, he will change his local newsagent at the end of this month. Eric Brogden, 71, has used the University Newsagent for more than 40 years, buying all of his tobacco, hu...

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Man's Surprise Birthday Party Was An Unqualified Success

Funny story: Man's Surprise Birthday Party Was An Unqualified Success

A man celebrating his 35th birthday has revealed how he was given a special treat by his mum, who reassembled all of his childhood playmates around a table at her home for a surprise reunion birthday party. Karl Mowton, of Lancaster, hadn't seen m...

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